Room 101

[Heid]

I have been stuck in boring stupid meetings during the day - can you believe I have a meeting tomorrow that goes on for 5 hours?? I think I need a new job, where they understand that I need to be logged into this forum ALL THE TIME!

Oh and at night, Mr Heid nicks the PC specifically so he can get a bad beat and throw things at the computer, then and only then can I get anywhere near the thing to see what is going on. I do have a Mr Heid free weekend coming up so I shall be around a bit more - oh and then I am working on a lappy and a wired network so we can both get bad beats together - how romantic!

Now these bloody underwires bra's - the thing is they are essentially an RSJ for the breastage area, and because you have to shell out disgusting amounts of money if you want a half decent bra sometimes you go for a cheaper alternative. These then have a weakened RSJ which snaps/comes through the stictching of the bra, and either way it makes one tit agree to follow the laws of gravity, while the other one is still happily pretending it is 14 years old and is floating around.

Because I am blessed with ample breastage, I end up looking (and walking) like I have one perfeftly formed booby, and one that is somewhat reminiscent of the humpback on Notre Dame, but round the front - the Hump Front Of Notre dame if you will.

You can tell when this happens, because a woman will look at her chestage give a scream - shout "FFS my wires gone" and run screaming to the loo with her arms over her boobs so said breasts don't knock her out.

I suppose it would be like a gonad falling out of a jock strap while wearing lycra shorts.

Heid
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[TightEnd]

I have been stuck in boring stupid meetings during the day - can you believe I have a meeting tomorrow that goes on for 5 hours?? I think I need a new job, where they understand that I need to be logged into this forum ALL THE TIME!

Oh and at night, Mr Heid nicks the PC specifically so he can get a bad beat and throw things at the computer, then and only then can I get anywhere near the thing to see what is going on. I do have a Mr Heid free weekend coming up so I shall be around a bit more - oh and then I am working on a lappy and a wired network so we can both get bad beats together - how romantic!

Now these bloody underwires bra's - the thing is they are essentially an RSJ for the breastage area, and because you have to shell out disgusting amounts of money if you want a half decent bra sometimes you go for a cheaper alternative. These then have a weakened RSJ which snaps/comes through the stictching of the bra, and either way it makes one tit agree to follow the laws of gravity, while the other one is still happily pretending it is 14 years old and is floating around.

Because I am blessed with ample breastage, I end up looking (and walking) like I have one perfeftly formed booby, and one that is somewhat reminiscent of the humpback on Notre Dame, but round the front - the Hump Front Of Notre dame if you will.

You can tell when this happens, because a woman will look at her chestage give a scream - shout "FFS my wires gone" and run screaming to the loo with her arms over her boobs so said breasts don't knock her out.

I suppose it would be like a gonad falling out of a jock strap while wearing lycra shorts.

Heid
xx

Oh My good God


Absolutely fantastic stuff. PMSL!

Please tell us though, are you Polish?

[Heid]

Heid, are you Austrian?

Mr End....


Argh! Do you know how many copies of that effing book I had every bloody year for my birthday?

Who the fuck cares that grandfather broke his leg in the mountains?

I don't have any issues, as you can see

Heid
xx

[Heid]

I have been stuck in boring stupid meetings during the day - can you believe I have a meeting tomorrow that goes on for 5 hours?? I think I need a new job, where they understand that I need to be logged into this forum ALL THE TIME!

Oh and at night, Mr Heid nicks the PC specifically so he can get a bad beat and throw things at the computer, then and only then can I get anywhere near the thing to see what is going on. I do have a Mr Heid free weekend coming up so I shall be around a bit more - oh and then I am working on a lappy and a wired network so we can both get bad beats together - how romantic!

Now these bloody underwires bra's - the thing is they are essentially an RSJ for the breastage area, and because you have to shell out disgusting amounts of money if you want a half decent bra sometimes you go for a cheaper alternative. These then have a weakened RSJ which snaps/comes through the stictching of the bra, and either way it makes one tit agree to follow the laws of gravity, while the other one is still happily pretending it is 14 years old and is floating around.

Because I am blessed with ample breastage, I end up looking (and walking) like I have one perfeftly formed booby, and one that is somewhat reminiscent of the humpback on Notre Dame, but round the front - the Hump Front Of Notre dame if you will.

You can tell when this happens, because a woman will look at her chestage give a scream - shout "FFS my wires gone" and run screaming to the loo with her arms over her boobs so said breasts don't knock her out.

I suppose it would be like a gonad falling out of a jock strap while wearing lycra shorts.

Heid
xx

Oh My good God


Absolutely fantastic stuff. PMSL!

Please tell us though, are you Polish?

Yes, I am Mrs Sheen

Heid
xx

[RED-DOG]

Heid, are you Austrian?

Mr End....


Argh! Do you know how many copies of that effing book I had every bloody year for my birthday?

Who the fuck cares that grandfather broke his leg in the mountains?

I don't have any issues, as you can see

Heid
xx

What f ing book???

[Heid]

"Heidi"

<spit>

[North Angel]

Bovril - and the idiot that came up with it.

Thongs - nothing worse than seeing someones cheese wire when they bend over.

Men who talk to your cleavage.

Pickled onion monster munch have to stay, put walkers ready salted in, they serve no purpose to crisps.

Ang x x

[Heid]

Bovril - and the idiot that came up with it.

Thongs - nothing worse than seeing someones cheese wire when they bend over.

Men who talk to your cleavage.

Pickled onion monster munch have to stay, put walkers ready salted in, they serve no purpose to crisps.

Ang x x

Aren't you just tempted to yank cheese wire when you see it?

I am, but then I have problems with signs that tell me I shouldn't push the red button under any circumstances.

Heid
xx

[TightEnd]

Even worse than thongs, thongs with diamante or cubic zirconia jewellry in.

why?

[graeme]

Mmmmmm, thongs. Sorry, did I type that out loud?

[TightEnd]

The World Wrestling Federation

[yt]

yt, seriously, chill out on the road before you kill yourself

or worse still ... someone else !!

My Brother lost a 7 year old son, who was knocked down and MURDERED by a driver who had been tailgating another car, and then swerving out to overtake at the earliest opportunity lost control and mounted the pavement .... The driver was severely punished with a 3 year Jail sentence, he probably has children of his own now.... I wonder how he would cope with carrying his sons coffin into church ??

This was a good few years ago, and time is a great healer .....  

Sorry to be a killjoy,   Carry on with the great thread

chill out? well yes I guess but I'm not an aggressive person (never had a road rage face off) they just get on my tits, it's a room 101 post right?

No points and only 1 50/50 in 10 years! (he was in the left lane going right, I was in the right lane going left. The inevitable happened)

Sorry about your loss. I am a SAFE driver, very observant (never miss a speed camera ) and would never overtake when it's not safe to do so. SLOW drivers are the problem. I'm very much with Jeremy Clackson on this one.

I think I'm misunderstood!

[ariston]

Men who talk to your cleavage.

Ang x x

But Ang they are so hypnotic and we cant help it, its in our genetic makeup honestly.

[Robert HM]

Lasses who put them on display, especially at a poker table, to disract menfolk and then complain when they have the desired effect.

[Heid]

I never complain about em looking, it's when the dribble hits the table I find it annoying