A Night In The Closet

[Dingdell]

Cheers guys, thanks for the advice, Dell's right though, I am ill-informed  (not about the bad joke I made though- that was my own fault).

As I understand it, colonic irigation is to rid the colon of the built up undigested garbage the body hasn't expelled. Once done your digestive sysem works better and you've lost the weight of the excess... well...crap stuck inside you. Dell can tell you where I was wrong and fill in all the bits i missed.

Dell, I meant no insult to your proffession & if I've bothered you you're welcome to give me a good spanking at BB4

I'm not bothered at all - I just have to defend every now and again!

As for the spanking I suppose its a change from you doing it on your own.....to be deleted by the mods??  Tell you what to make it up to me as I am mortally offended why don't you come in for a treatment? 

Could this be the start of a trip report thread by Rod?

  Oi you, stop it.

I have considered it as my only meat & no veg diet isn't the healthiest, but there's no way someone I know is getting to stuff a tube up my pipe & give a report on the state of my Nobby Stiles thank you very much!

Sorry Dell, I also think the distance from Glasgow would make it too costly for me. phew - dodged that one!

Not at all - lets organise an easy jet flight...I already have a list of wiling sponsors   

[Eck]

Rod i sense you're just making a bgiger hole for yourself as this continues.

[Trace]

I watched a programme once on C.I. and this guy who was seriously overweight had some crazy 5 kilos of suff in his bowels. Some of the meat he had was like few weeks old.  terrible.

I never had irrigation, but once I had to have colonoscopy - so they gave me some power cleaning stuff- 3 days near the toilet.  Anyway I saw my insides on the screen - they were nice and clean and pink:)

I had an Endoscopy Jan 06 - never again!!   Ewwww

[tantrum]

Quote from: tantrum on Today at 11:52:43 am
I watched a programme once on C.I. and this guy who was seriously overweight had some crazy 5 kilos of suff in his bowels. Some of the meat he had was like few weeks old.  terrible.

I never had irrigation, but once I had to have colonoscopy - so they gave me some power cleaning stuff- 3 days near the toilet.  Anyway I saw my insides on the screen - they were nice and clean and pink:)

I had an Endoscopy Jan 06 - never again!!   Ewwww

I thought if i am to suffer as might as well look inside my guts...

[AndrewT]

Rod i sense you're just making a bgiger hole for yourself as this continues.

I agree - things are getting stretched out of all proportion.

[Colchester Kev]

Rod i sense you're just making a bgiger hole for yourself as this continues.

I agree - things are getting stretched out of all proportion.

 

[Rod Paradise]

Rod i sense you're just making a bgiger hole for yourself as this continues.

I agree - things are getting stretched out of all proportion.

 

 

[Dingdell]

I suggest BB4 in Northampton - new Gala games (cough) and colonics instead of a quiz. 

[kinboshi]

I suggest BB4 in Northampton - new Gala games (cough) and colonics instead of a quiz. 

You know where you can stick that idea...

[KingPoker]

Try not to 'pick' at the 'matter' too much people!
Its getting a bit anal......
 

[snoopy1239]

Thanks for the honest replies, I feel this thread made for an interesting discussion.

Ater re-reading my account and the comments everyone made, I feel that, in reflection, my discomfort was due to the overt campness of the people within the establishment, rather than their sexuality. If everyone had been non-camp and acting in a less eccentric way, then I'm sure I would have had no problem spending the night there. Seeing that I find campness grotesque, ghastly and purely a form of annoying attention seeking, then it's not surprising that I felt awkward.

I'm sure if I'd taken Dana to some of the footie pubs around Villa Park in Aston, she would have felt similarly uncomfortable, not because she has a broad dislike for people who like football and drinking, but because the setting and the way in which people act within those surroundings would be totally new to her.

[Rod Paradise]

Thanks for the honest replies, I feel this thread made for an interesting discussion.

Ater re-reading my account and the comments everyone made, I feel that, in reflection, my discomfort was due to the overt campness of the people within the establishment, rather than their sexuality. If everyone had been non-camp and acting in a less eccentric way, then I'm sure I would have had no problem spending the night there. Seeing that I find campness grotesque, ghastly and purely a form of annoying attention seeking, then it's not surprising that I felt awkward.

I'm sure if I'd taken Dana to some of the footie pubs around Villa Park in Aston, she would have felt similarly uncomfortable, not because she has a broad dislike for people who like football and drinking, but because the setting and the way in which people act within those surroundings would be totally new to her.

You can be quite intelligent occaissionally

[kinboshi]

I'm sure if I'd taken Dana to some of the footie pubs around Villa Park in Aston, she would have felt similarly uncomfortable, not because she has a broad dislike for people who like football and drinking, but because the setting and the way in which people act within those surroundings would be totally new to her.

...or the fact that anyone would be embarrassed about the quality of the footy at Villa Park?

[thetank]

rump