A Night In The Closet

[thetank]

Talk about bums more Rod

(reverse psychology)

[Rod Paradise]

Cheers guys, thanks for the advice, Dell's right though, I am ill-informed  (not about the bad joke I made though- that was my own fault).

As I understand it, colonic irigation is to rid the colon of the built up undigested garbage the body hasn't expelled. Once done your digestive sysem works better and you've lost the weight of the excess... well...crap stuck inside you. Dell can tell you where I was wrong and fill in all the bits i missed.

Dell, I meant no insult to your proffession & if I've bothered you you're welcome to give me a good spanking at BB4

[danafish]

I dont know how id react in that situation, i'd like to think id be ok, but to be honest im pretty sure i'd feel pretty sick if a guy tried to chat me up.

That's a shame, I reckon you'd go down a treat in the gay clubs. No pun intended.

[Dingdell]

Cheers guys, thanks for the advice, Dell's right though, I am ill-informed  (not about the bad joke I made though- that was my own fault).

As I understand it, colonic irigation is to rid the colon of the built up undigested garbage the body hasn't expelled. Once done your digestive sysem works better and you've lost the weight of the excess... well...crap stuck inside you. Dell can tell you where I was wrong and fill in all the bits i missed.

Dell, I meant no insult to your proffession & if I've bothered you you're welcome to give me a good spanking at BB4

I'm not bothered at all - I just have to defend every now and again!

As for the spanking I suppose its a change from you doing it on your own.....to be deleted by the mods??  Tell you what to make it up to me as I am mortally offended why don't you come in for a treatment? 

[ifm]

Can i just point out that Solihull is the gay capital of the midlands, and snoppy don't tell me you never went to the Jester in Brum city centre in your youth...........

[Colchester Kev]

Can i just point out that Solihull is the gay capital of the midlands, and snoppy don't tell me you never went to the Jester in Brum city centre in your youth...........

Vegas trip report mug ... quick as you like !!

[ifm]

Can i just point out that Solihull is the gay capital of the midlands, and snoppy don't tell me you never went to the Jester in Brum city centre in your youth...........

Vegas trip report mug ... quick as you like !!

Will do but it's more to do with boxing than poker or PVC clad valets...........

[AndrewT]

As I understand it, colonic irigation is to rid the colon of the built up undigested garbage the body hasn't expelled. Once done your digestive sysem works better and you've lost the weight of the excess... well...crap stuck inside you. Dell can tell you where I was wrong and fill in all the bits i missed.

This is something I've wondered about colonic irrigation - exactly how does food become 'stuck' in your digestive system. Surely it's one big tube from your mouth to your arsehole? It doesn't branch off into myriad cul-de-sacs down which stuff can hide.

If there was all this stuff up there, wouldn't it block everything else and nothing would get through? As long as I'm noticing digested food has successfully completed its journey how can there be all this extra stuff up there?

[kinboshi]

As I understand it, colonic irigation is to rid the colon of the built up undigested garbage the body hasn't expelled. Once done your digestive sysem works better and you've lost the weight of the excess... well...crap stuck inside you. Dell can tell you where I was wrong and fill in all the bits i missed.

This is something I've wondered about colonic irrigation - exactly how does food become 'stuck' in your digestive system. Surely it's one big tube from your mouth to your arsehole? It doesn't branch off into myriad cul-de-sacs down which stuff can hide.

If there was all this stuff up there, wouldn't it block everything else and nothing would get through? As long as I'm noticing digested food has successfully completed its journey how can there be all this extra stuff up there?

You'd be surprised.  Many people's colons, due to poor diet, lack of exercise, etc., are 'kinked' for want of a better word.  Think of it as a tube that isn't perfectly smooth or solid - and imagine that it can fold and create places for 'stuff' to build up.  I've seen pictures that show the difference between a healthy colon and a not very healthy colon.  It's not pleasant when you see the state of a bad colon.  Although the adage is 'you are what you eat', it should more accurately be 'you are what you digest', and if your digestive system isn't working properly you won't be getting the nutrients you need, and you won't be healthy.  It's a bit of a vicious circle (maybe a vicious ring?) that an unhealthy colon then causes more problems as toxins are produced that are then absorbed into the body - making things worse.

Never had any irrigation, and I try to eat a good balanced diet and exercise regularly - but I can definitely see the benefits of getting yourself flushed out.  But long-term, how you live is important for a healthy digestive system.

[marcro]

Cheers guys, thanks for the advice, Dell's right though, I am ill-informed  (not about the bad joke I made though- that was my own fault).

As I understand it, colonic irigation is to rid the colon of the built up undigested garbage the body hasn't expelled. Once done your digestive sysem works better and you've lost the weight of the excess... well...crap stuck inside you. Dell can tell you where I was wrong and fill in all the bits i missed.

Dell, I meant no insult to your proffession & if I've bothered you you're welcome to give me a good spanking at BB4

I'm not bothered at all - I just have to defend every now and again!

As for the spanking I suppose its a change from you doing it on your own.....to be deleted by the mods??  Tell you what to make it up to me as I am mortally offended why don't you come in for a treatment? 

Could this be the start of a trip report thread by Rod?

[tantrum]

I watched a programme once on C.I. and this guy who was seriously overweight had some crazy 5 kilos of suff in his bowels. Some of the meat he had was like few weeks old.  terrible.

I never had irrigation, but once I had to have colonoscopy - so they gave me some power cleaning stuff- 3 days near the toilet.  Anyway I saw my insides on the screen - they were nice and clean and pink:)

[boldie]

Blah Collonic Irrigation..Schmirigation... I just drink Mr Muscle..if it works for the sink it'll work for my bowels.

[booder]

Blah Collonic Irrigation..Schmirigation... I just drink Mr Muscle..if it works for the sink it'll work for my bowels.

word bro

[Rod Paradise]

Cheers guys, thanks for the advice, Dell's right though, I am ill-informed  (not about the bad joke I made though- that was my own fault).

As I understand it, colonic irigation is to rid the colon of the built up undigested garbage the body hasn't expelled. Once done your digestive sysem works better and you've lost the weight of the excess... well...crap stuck inside you. Dell can tell you where I was wrong and fill in all the bits i missed.

Dell, I meant no insult to your proffession & if I've bothered you you're welcome to give me a good spanking at BB4

I'm not bothered at all - I just have to defend every now and again!

As for the spanking I suppose its a change from you doing it on your own.....to be deleted by the mods??  Tell you what to make it up to me as I am mortally offended why don't you come in for a treatment? 

Could this be the start of a trip report thread by Rod?

  Oi you, stop it.

I have considered it as my only meat & no veg diet isn't the healthiest, but there's no way someone I know is getting to stuff a tube up my pipe & give a report on the state of my Nobby Stiles thank you very much!

Sorry Dell, I also think the distance from Glasgow would make it too costly for me. phew - dodged that one!

[boldie]

Cheers guys, thanks for the advice, Dell's right though, I am ill-informed  (not about the bad joke I made though- that was my own fault).

As I understand it, colonic irigation is to rid the colon of the built up undigested garbage the body hasn't expelled. Once done your digestive sysem works better and you've lost the weight of the excess... well...crap stuck inside you. Dell can tell you where I was wrong and fill in all the bits i missed.

Dell, I meant no insult to your proffession & if I've bothered you you're welcome to give me a good spanking at BB4

I'm not bothered at all - I just have to defend every now and again!

As for the spanking I suppose its a change from you doing it on your own.....to be deleted by the mods??  Tell you what to make it up to me as I am mortally offended why don't you come in for a treatment? 

Could this be the start of a trip report thread by Rod?

  Oi you, stop it.

I have considered it as my only meat & no veg diet isn't the healthiest, but there's no way someone I know is getting to stuff a tube up my pipe & give a report on the state of my Nobby Stiles thank you very much!

Sorry Dell, I also think the distance from Glasgow would make it too costly for me. phew - dodged that one!

Surely there is no price too high to pay for a good poo? (after all that's all it is really...just eat beans and spinach and such for a few weeks..clear ya right out)