Loving the spelling

[Royal Flush]

From the Desk of Dr Momohq Jack
Manager Bills and Exchange Foreign
Remittance Dept
INTER Bank of Africa, west Africa
Alternative mail,
momohq_jack@yahoo.com
 
 
Dear Dempsey,
 
compliments,
I am sorry for this
unsolicited mail to you; I am contacting you in respect of the mandate I got
from my late client attorney to assist him in contacting my late customers
next of kin which I strongly believe is you.
 
I am Dr Jack Momohq the Manager Bills and Exchange Foreign Remittance
Department,INTER Bank of Africa, West Africa
 
I wish to inform you and seek your support and corporation in other to
execute this business transaction in my department. We discovered an
abandoned sum 8.5 million Dollars in an account belonging to Mr. Williams J
Dempsey, Mr. Williams J Dempsey,he was the chief Executive of Engomez Oil
&Gas Ventures, but unfortunately died along with his wife on 23rd Oct 2005
in a Plan crash here in west Africa last year and Since we got the news of
his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his
money, but you have not shown up till this moment.
 
But recently on the last broad meeting  we had, we discovered that your Name
was forwarded to the bank by his  attorney declaring you as the heir to the
deceased money/Estate and also gave mandate to contact you as soon as
possible or face the  law and also considering my personal relationship with
as his financial instructor.
 
We were also made to understand by the embassy here, that Mr. Williams J
Dempsey has no child but is related to you, or may have used your name as
his next of kin as was seen in his profile we now wait for you to write to
the bank or you write an application to the attorney for clarification of
you as the next of kin of Mr. Williams J Dempsey, so that this money will be
released to you and failing to do this from now till the  next four working
days the account will be declare dormant and the money  will go into the
banks treasury which will not be justice to humanity and God I and other
officials in my department now decided to contact you and  release the money
to you as soon as possible .
 
As we do this for you have to compost us as the facilitators if not the
management have already taken up the possession of the money since is a huge
   amount of money but as we have already taken it upon ourselves to contact
you should you be willing to corporate and assist us as facilitators of
contacting you please indicate yourself as the next of kin by contacting me
though this mail address as soon as you receive this e mail  indicating your
telephone and fax number, also bear in mind that this  transaction requires
your formal corporation.
 
I will send you the text application by fax upon receipt of your reply
because as the banks financials policies/guidelines stipulates, that the
money cannot be released until you apply as the next of kin/ relation, 
Hoping to hear from you soon.
 
Yours Dr jack momohq
Please I wish that you contact me with this email id.
momohq_jack@yahoo.com

[booder]

wow    you lucky bugger

[KingPoker]

Wow have you emailed back? You are so lucky he died in that Plan crash! Very rare way to die!

GL getting the money (fingers crossed!)

[AndrewT]

From the look of the spelling in it, are you sure it didn't originally look like this:

compliments,
I,,am,,sorry,,for,,this
unsolicited,,mail,,to,,you;,,I,,am,,contacting,,you,,in,,respect,,of,,the,,mandate,,I,,got,,
from,,my,,late,,client,,attorney,,to,,assist,,him,,in,,contacting,,my,,late,,customers,,
next,,of,,kin,,which,,I,,strongly,,believe,,is,,you.
,,
I,,am,,Dr,,Jack,,Momohq,,the,,Manager,,Bills,,and,,Exchange,,Foreign,,Remittance,,
Department,INTER,,Bank,,of,,Africa,,,West,,Africa
,,
I,,wish,,to,,inform,,you,,and,,seek,,your,,support,,and,,corporation,,in,,other,,to,,
execute,,this,,business,,transaction,,in,,my,,department.,,We,,discovered,,an,,
abandoned,,sum,,8.5,,million,,Dollars,,in,,an,,account,,belonging,,to,,Mr.,,Williams,,J,,
Dempsey,,,Mr.,,Williams,,J,,Dempsey,he,,was,,the,,chief,,Executive,,of,,Engomez,,Oil,,
&Gas,,Ventures,,,but,,unfortunately,,died,,along,,with,,his,,wife,,on,,23rd,,Oct,,2005,,
in,,a,,Plan,,crash,,here,,in,,west,,Africa,,last,,year,,and,,Since,,we,,got,,the,,news,,of,,
his,,death,,,we,,have,,been,,expecting,,his,,next,,of,,kin,,to,,come,,over,,and,,claim,,his,,
money,,,but,,you,,have,,not,,shown,,up,,till,,this,,moment.
,,
But,,recently,,on,,the,,last,,broad,,meeting,,,,we,,had,,,we,,discovered,,that,,your,,Name,,
was,,forwarded,,to,,the,,bank,,by,,his,,,,attorney,,declaring,,you,,as,,the,,heir,,to,,the,,
deceased,,money/Estate,,and,,also,,gave,,mandate,,to,,contact,,you,,as,,soon,,as,,
possible,,or,,face,,the,,,,law,,and,,also,,considering,,my,,personal,,relationship,,with,,
as,,his,,financial,,instructor.
,,
We,,were,,also,,made,,to,,understand,,by,,the,,embassy,,here,,,that,,Mr.,,Williams,,J,,
Dempsey,,has,,no,,child,,but,,is,,related,,to,,you,,,or,,may,,have,,used,,your,,name,,as,,
his,,next,,of,,kin,,as,,was,,seen,,in,,his,,profile,,we,,now,,wait,,for,,you,,to,,write,,to,,
the,,bank,,or,,you,,write,,an,,application,,to,,the,,attorney,,for,,clarification,,of,,
you,,as,,the,,next,,of,,kin,,of,,Mr.,,Williams,,J,,Dempsey,,,so,,that,,this,,money,,will,,be,,
released,,to,,you,,and,,failing,,to,,do,,this,,from,,now,,till,,the,,,,next,,four,,working,,
days,,the,,account,,will,,be,,declare,,dormant,,and,,the,,money,,,,will,,go,,into,,the,,
banks,,treasury,,which,,will,,not,,be,,justice,,to,,humanity,,and,,God,,I,,and,,other,,
officials,,in,,my,,department,,now,,decided,,to,,contact,,you,,and,,,,release,,the,,money,,
to,,you,,as,,soon,,as,,possible,,.
,,
As,,we,,do,,this,,for,,you,,have,,to,,compost,,us,,as,,the,,facilitators,,if,,not,,the,,
management,,have,,already,,taken,,up,,the,,possession,,of,,the,,money,,since,,is,,a,,huge,,
,,,,,,amount,,of,,money,,but,,as,,we,,have,,already,,taken,,it,,upon,,ourselves,,to,,contact,,
you,,should,,you,,be,,willing,,to,,corporate,,and,,assist,,us,,as,,facilitators,,of,,
contacting,,you,,please,,indicate,,yourself,,as,,the,,next,,of,,kin,,by,,contacting,,me,,
though,,this,,mail,,address,,as,,soon,,as,,you,,receive,,this,,e,,mail,,,,indicating,,your,,
telephone,,and,,fax,,number,,,also,,bear,,in,,mind,,that,,this,,,,transaction,,requires,,
your,,formal,,corporation.
,,
I,,will,,send,,you,,the,,text,,application,,by,,fax,,upon,,receipt,,of,,your,,reply,,
because,,as,,the,,banks,,financials,,policies/guidelines,,stipulates,,,that,,the,,
money,,cannot,,be,,released,,until,,you,,apply,,as,,the,,next,,of,,kin/,,relation,,,,,
Hoping,,to,,hear,,from,,you,,soon.
,,
Yours,,Dr,,jack,,momohq
Please,,I,,wish,,that,,you,,contact,,me,,with,,this,,email,,id.
momohq_jack@yahoo.com

[boldie]

nice one..but how do you "compost" someone?

[KingPoker]

nice one..but how do you "compost" someone?

Its easy, all you need is a shovel and some lime! God, havent you killed someone before!

[bolt pp]

nice one..but how do you "compost" someone?

Its easy, all you need is a shovel and some lime! God, havent you killed someone before!

He's killed the odd thread on the poker hand analysis board

[boldie]

nice one..but how do you "compost" someone?

Its easy, all you need is a shovel and some lime! God, havent you killed someone before!

He's killed the odd thread on the poker hand analysis board

lmao

[Nem]

From the look of the spelling in it, are you sure it didn't originally look like this:

compliments,
I,,am,,sorry,,for,,this
unsolicited,,mail,,to,,you;,,I,,am,,contacting,,you,,in,,respect,,of,,the,,mandate,,I,,got,,
from,,my,,late,,client,,attorney,,to,,assist,,him,,in,,contacting,,my,,late,,customers,,
next,,of,,kin,,which,,I,,strongly,,believe,,is,,you.
,,
I,,am,,Dr,,Jack,,Momohq,,the,,Manager,,Bills,,and,,Exchange,,Foreign,,Remittance,,
Department,INTER,,Bank,,of,,Africa,,,West,,Africa
,,
I,,wish,,to,,inform,,you,,and,,seek,,your,,support,,and,,corporation,,in,,other,,to,,
execute,,this,,business,,transaction,,in,,my,,department.,,We,,discovered,,an,,
abandoned,,sum,,8.5,,million,,Dollars,,in,,an,,account,,belonging,,to,,Mr.,,Williams,,J,,
Dempsey,,,Mr.,,Williams,,J,,Dempsey,he,,was,,the,,chief,,Executive,,of,,Engomez,,Oil,,
&Gas,,Ventures,,,but,,unfortunately,,died,,along,,with,,his,,wife,,on,,23rd,,Oct,,2005,,
in,,a,,Plan,,crash,,here,,in,,west,,Africa,,last,,year,,and,,Since,,we,,got,,the,,news,,of,,
his,,death,,,we,,have,,been,,expecting,,his,,next,,of,,kin,,to,,come,,over,,and,,claim,,his,,
money,,,but,,you,,have,,not,,shown,,up,,till,,this,,moment.
,,
But,,recently,,on,,the,,last,,broad,,meeting,,,,we,,had,,,we,,discovered,,that,,your,,Name,,
was,,forwarded,,to,,the,,bank,,by,,his,,,,attorney,,declaring,,you,,as,,the,,heir,,to,,the,,
deceased,,money/Estate,,and,,also,,gave,,mandate,,to,,contact,,you,,as,,soon,,as,,
possible,,or,,face,,the,,,,law,,and,,also,,considering,,my,,personal,,relationship,,with,,
as,,his,,financial,,instructor.
,,
We,,were,,also,,made,,to,,understand,,by,,the,,embassy,,here,,,that,,Mr.,,Williams,,J,,
Dempsey,,has,,no,,child,,but,,is,,related,,to,,you,,,or,,may,,have,,used,,your,,name,,as,,
his,,next,,of,,kin,,as,,was,,seen,,in,,his,,profile,,we,,now,,wait,,for,,you,,to,,write,,to,,
the,,bank,,or,,you,,write,,an,,application,,to,,the,,attorney,,for,,clarification,,of,,
you,,as,,the,,next,,of,,kin,,of,,Mr.,,Williams,,J,,Dempsey,,,so,,that,,this,,money,,will,,be,,
released,,to,,you,,and,,failing,,to,,do,,this,,from,,now,,till,,the,,,,next,,four,,working,,
days,,the,,account,,will,,be,,declare,,dormant,,and,,the,,money,,,,will,,go,,into,,the,,
banks,,treasury,,which,,will,,not,,be,,justice,,to,,humanity,,and,,God,,I,,and,,other,,
officials,,in,,my,,department,,now,,decided,,to,,contact,,you,,and,,,,release,,the,,money,,
to,,you,,as,,soon,,as,,possible,,.
,,
As,,we,,do,,this,,for,,you,,have,,to,,compost,,us,,as,,the,,facilitators,,if,,not,,the,,
management,,have,,already,,taken,,up,,the,,possession,,of,,the,,money,,since,,is,,a,,huge,,
,,,,,,amount,,of,,money,,but,,as,,we,,have,,already,,taken,,it,,upon,,ourselves,,to,,contact,,
you,,should,,you,,be,,willing,,to,,corporate,,and,,assist,,us,,as,,facilitators,,of,,
contacting,,you,,please,,indicate,,yourself,,as,,the,,next,,of,,kin,,by,,contacting,,me,,
though,,this,,mail,,address,,as,,soon,,as,,you,,receive,,this,,e,,mail,,,,indicating,,your,,
telephone,,and,,fax,,number,,,also,,bear,,in,,mind,,that,,this,,,,transaction,,requires,,
your,,formal,,corporation.
,,
I,,will,,send,,you,,the,,text,,application,,by,,fax,,upon,,receipt,,of,,your,,reply,,
because,,as,,the,,banks,,financials,,policies/guidelines,,stipulates,,,that,,the,,
money,,cannot,,be,,released,,until,,you,,apply,,as,,the,,next,,of,,kin/,,relation,,,,,
Hoping,,to,,hear,,from,,you,,soon.
,,
Yours,,Dr,,jack,,momohq
Please,,I,,wish,,that,,you,,contact,,me,,with,,this,,email,,id.
momohq_jack@yahoo.com

Is Sofa--King from  "west Africa"?

[KingPoker]

lol

[NoflopsHomer]

This thread just doesn't 'feel' right.


Where is the joke at Julian's expense?

[Redbull]

Poor Julie lol. I knew that was coming

[vinni]

what a  load of b..l  x flushy its laughable ,any one who replies to this sort of thing wants there head looking at.

[boldie]

what a  load of b..l  x flushy its laughable ,any one who replies to this sort of thing wants there head looking at.

really? but he would miss out on a lot of money if he doesn't reply!

[KingPoker]

what a  load of b..l  x flushy its laughable ,any one who replies to this sort of thing wants there head looking at.

really? but he would miss out on a lot of money if he doesn't reply!

too right, go for it flushy!