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« Reply #60 on: April 17, 2007, 08:06:30 PM »
Quote from: booder on April 17, 2007, 06:18:03 PM
can you operate a fax machine?

"According to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal?"

Have you worked with animals previously?
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« Reply #61 on: April 17, 2007, 08:10:21 PM »
Get up, boy. I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig.





what do you do in your free time?
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.

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« Reply #62 on: April 17, 2007, 11:17:35 PM »
Voodoo magic man, f**kin' voodoo magic.

What sort of company car would you be after?
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« Reply #63 on: April 17, 2007, 11:36:14 PM »
Quote from: happybhoy on April 17, 2007, 11:17:35 PM
What sort of company car would you be after?

It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tyres, cop suspension, cop shocks, it was a model made before catalytic convertors so it'll run good on regular gas.


Do you play golf?
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« Reply #64 on: April 18, 2007, 12:48:57 PM »
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.


Is it ever morally right to break the law?
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« Reply #65 on: April 18, 2007, 06:27:11 PM »
When I see five weirdos stabbing a guy in broad daylight, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.

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« Reply #66 on: April 18, 2007, 09:21:11 PM »
You talking to me, are you talking to me.

whats your stance on working under a female boss?
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« Reply #67 on: April 18, 2007, 09:28:43 PM »
Quote from: KingPoker on April 18, 2007, 09:21:11 PM


whats your stance on working under a female boss?

In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns



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« Reply #68 on: April 18, 2007, 10:10:08 PM »
Quote from: JungleCat03 on April 18, 2007, 09:28:43 PM
Quote from: KingPoker on April 18, 2007, 09:21:11 PM


whats your stance on working under a female boss?

In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns



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will you teach me to football?

what question would you ask if you were in my seat?
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« Reply #69 on: April 18, 2007, 10:14:42 PM »
"Who's more foolish: the fool, or the fool who follows him?"

Would working the occasional weekend cause a problem for you?
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« Reply #70 on: April 18, 2007, 10:55:29 PM »
"Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!

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« Reply #71 on: April 19, 2007, 06:29:31 PM »
Each time I tell myself it's the last time, but then I get a whiff of her hot chocolate



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« Reply #72 on: April 19, 2007, 06:35:26 PM »
i want fifty million dollars, a chopper to the airport and a plane fully fuelled ready to fly to a non-extraditon county of my choice and no funny business.

Are you happy organising the office christmas party?
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« Reply #73 on: April 19, 2007, 06:56:39 PM »
Quote from: KingPoker on April 19, 2007, 06:35:26 PM
Are you happy organising the office christmas party?

"No sir, I'm just off to a fancy dress party. I'm going as Lady Hamilton's pussy."

Will the commute be a problem for you?
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« Reply #74 on: April 19, 2007, 08:25:14 PM »
 I believe God made me for a purpose, but he also made me fast. And when I run I feel His pleasure



do you have any special dietary needs?
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