Vegas & The Aftermath - Diary

[bobby1]

Not sure if he's a Shepherd or a Wise man, or even Jesus, but here's Reecey boy, presumably in the School Nativity play. Niot sute that Jesus was into "thumbs up", but it works for me.

Thanks Maureen.

Merry Christmas Reece, & many more of them.

Obv a shepherd - those are sheep behind him - and he is wearing a tea towel on his head. Shepherds wear tea towels, wise men wear paper crowns. I thought everyone knew that???

How do you know they are sheep behind him? They don't loook like sheep to me.

My Nativity Play appearance, at the age of about 6, remains firmly in my memory - strange what sticks in the mind. I dont know who I played, but I had to scan the horizon, looking for the three wise men. Luckily, it was a non-speaking part. "I se-se-se-se-seeee n-n-n-no wi-wi-wise m-m-m-men.

Eeeerm - they have paper sheep heads on.....the clue is inthe picture....say what you see etc etc etc.

You scanning the horizon looking for 2 wise men... sound like you waiting for Tighty, Flushy and Kev to get to a Blonde meeting. Oh no wait.

I don't mean to decry the Prop-Lady's efforts, but they don't look like Sheep to me.

I didn't realise you were such an expert on sheep. Been to Wales lately?

By coincidence, about 12 years ago I got Prosecuted in Cwmbran. (And later I pleaded Guilty).

If you had 1,000 guesses as to how I fell foul of the Law (I was Guilty) you'd never get even close. Sheep were not involved, either.

Nocturnal activities ?

Typically, wily Ralph - who was the first (on blonde) to suggest that Tiger Woods car crash was linked to a domestic - gets closest so far. It did happen during the night, but, by nature, it's not necessarily a nocturnal activity, & can be done 24/7. But usually at night.

You fell asleep at the wheel?

[tikay]

Crimes against Golf Bunkers. You raked the wrong area?

You're never gonna let that one go, are you?

That one is a fascinating story, really.

[tikay]

Did it involve a golf course?

NO! That was in Derbyshire (twice) & Straffordshire (once).

[Dingdell]

Did it involve a golf course?

NO! That was in Derbyshire (twice) & Straffordshire (once).

Practice makes perfect. 

[tikay]

Not sure if he's a Shepherd or a Wise man, or even Jesus, but here's Reecey boy, presumably in the School Nativity play. Niot sute that Jesus was into "thumbs up", but it works for me.

Thanks Maureen.

Merry Christmas Reece, & many more of them.

Obv a shepherd - those are sheep behind him - and he is wearing a tea towel on his head. Shepherds wear tea towels, wise men wear paper crowns. I thought everyone knew that???

How do you know they are sheep behind him? They don't loook like sheep to me.

My Nativity Play appearance, at the age of about 6, remains firmly in my memory - strange what sticks in the mind. I dont know who I played, but I had to scan the horizon, looking for the three wise men. Luckily, it was a non-speaking part. "I se-se-se-se-seeee n-n-n-no wi-wi-wise m-m-m-men.

Eeeerm - they have paper sheep heads on.....the clue is inthe picture....say what you see etc etc etc.

You scanning the horizon looking for 2 wise men... sound like you waiting for Tighty, Flushy and Kev to get to a Blonde meeting. Oh no wait.

I don't mean to decry the Prop-Lady's efforts, but they don't look like Sheep to me.

I didn't realise you were such an expert on sheep. Been to Wales lately?

By coincidence, about 12 years ago I got Prosecuted in Cwmbran. (And later I pleaded Guilty).

If you had 1,000 guesses as to how I fell foul of the Law (I was Guilty) you'd never get even close. Sheep were not involved, either.

Nocturnal activities ?

Typically, wily Ralph - who was the first (on blonde) to suggest that Tiger Woods car crash was linked to a domestic - gets closest so far. It did happen during the night, but, by nature, it's not necessarily a nocturnal activity, & can be done 24/7. But usually at night.

You fell asleep at the wheel?

I did that twice, but never in Wales, & I was not prosecuted.

I fell asleep at 8am on a Friday morning, on the M62 near Bradford, right by that stretch where British Car Auctions is (was?). I was driving a Rover CD1 & it rotated three times across 3 lanes without touching a thing, right between artics & all sorts, ran up an embankment, rolling over twice, & came to rest right way up, with one tyre ripped off, & me all of a dither.

The Police arrived & I thought "how am I gonna explain this?". Copper comes up to me & says, straight out, eyeing the missing tyre, "you have a blow-out mate? - you got lucky, you could have been badly injured".

They then phoned for the tow-truck, & waited with me until it arrived, all cooey-wooey & sympathetic.

Anyway, this is a long way from Cwmbran & my illegal activities.

[MANTIS01]

bank robbery

[tikay]

As a matter of interest, I got prosecuted for exactly the same thing (on other occasions) in Kings Lynn, Grantham, & Camborne.

[bobby1]

Not sure if he's a Shepherd or a Wise man, or even Jesus, but here's Reecey boy, presumably in the School Nativity play. Niot sute that Jesus was into "thumbs up", but it works for me.

Thanks Maureen.

Merry Christmas Reece, & many more of them.

Obv a shepherd - those are sheep behind him - and he is wearing a tea towel on his head. Shepherds wear tea towels, wise men wear paper crowns. I thought everyone knew that???

How do you know they are sheep behind him? They don't loook like sheep to me.

My Nativity Play appearance, at the age of about 6, remains firmly in my memory - strange what sticks in the mind. I dont know who I played, but I had to scan the horizon, looking for the three wise men. Luckily, it was a non-speaking part. "I se-se-se-se-seeee n-n-n-no wi-wi-wise m-m-m-men.

Eeeerm - they have paper sheep heads on.....the clue is inthe picture....say what you see etc etc etc.

You scanning the horizon looking for 2 wise men... sound like you waiting for Tighty, Flushy and Kev to get to a Blonde meeting. Oh no wait.

I don't mean to decry the Prop-Lady's efforts, but they don't look like Sheep to me.

I didn't realise you were such an expert on sheep. Been to Wales lately?

By coincidence, about 12 years ago I got Prosecuted in Cwmbran. (And later I pleaded Guilty).

If you had 1,000 guesses as to how I fell foul of the Law (I was Guilty) you'd never get even close. Sheep were not involved, either.

Nocturnal activities ?

Typically, wily Ralph - who was the first (on blonde) to suggest that Tiger Woods car crash was linked to a domestic - gets closest so far. It did happen during the night, but, by nature, it's not necessarily a nocturnal activity, & can be done 24/7. But usually at night.

You fell asleep at the wheel?

I did that twice, but never in Wales, & I was not prosecuted.

I fell asleep at 8am on a Friday morning, on the M62 near Bradford, right by that stretch where British Car Auctions is (was?). I was driving a Rover CD1 & it rotated three times across 3 lanes without touching a thing, right between artics & all sorts, ran up an embankment, rolling over twice, & came to rest right way up, with one tyre ripped off, & me all of a dither.

The Police arrived & I thought "how am I gonna explain this?". Copper comes up to me & says, straight out, eyeing the missing tyre, "you have a blow-out mate? - you got lucky, you could have been badly injured".

They then phoned for the tow-truck, & waited with me until it arrived, all cooey-wooey & sympathetic.

Anyway, this is a long way from Cwmbran & my illegal activities.

Crikey mate that sounds a right result



Did you get done for fly pitching?

[tikay]

Not sure if he's a Shepherd or a Wise man, or even Jesus, but here's Reecey boy, presumably in the School Nativity play. Niot sute that Jesus was into "thumbs up", but it works for me.

Thanks Maureen.

Merry Christmas Reece, & many more of them.

Obv a shepherd - those are sheep behind him - and he is wearing a tea towel on his head. Shepherds wear tea towels, wise men wear paper crowns. I thought everyone knew that???

How do you know they are sheep behind him? They don't loook like sheep to me.

My Nativity Play appearance, at the age of about 6, remains firmly in my memory - strange what sticks in the mind. I dont know who I played, but I had to scan the horizon, looking for the three wise men. Luckily, it was a non-speaking part. "I se-se-se-se-seeee n-n-n-no wi-wi-wise m-m-m-men.

Eeeerm - they have paper sheep heads on.....the clue is inthe picture....say what you see etc etc etc.

You scanning the horizon looking for 2 wise men... sound like you waiting for Tighty, Flushy and Kev to get to a Blonde meeting. Oh no wait.

I don't mean to decry the Prop-Lady's efforts, but they don't look like Sheep to me.

I didn't realise you were such an expert on sheep. Been to Wales lately?

By coincidence, about 12 years ago I got Prosecuted in Cwmbran. (And later I pleaded Guilty).

If you had 1,000 guesses as to how I fell foul of the Law (I was Guilty) you'd never get even close. Sheep were not involved, either.

Nocturnal activities ?

Typically, wily Ralph - who was the first (on blonde) to suggest that Tiger Woods car crash was linked to a domestic - gets closest so far. It did happen during the night, but, by nature, it's not necessarily a nocturnal activity, & can be done 24/7. But usually at night.

You fell asleep at the wheel?

I did that twice, but never in Wales, & I was not prosecuted.

I fell asleep at 8am on a Friday morning, on the M62 near Bradford, right by that stretch where British Car Auctions is (was?). I was driving a Rover CD1 & it rotated three times across 3 lanes without touching a thing, right between artics & all sorts, ran up an embankment, rolling over twice, & came to rest right way up, with one tyre ripped off, & me all of a dither.

The Police arrived & I thought "how am I gonna explain this?". Copper comes up to me & says, straight out, eyeing the missing tyre, "you have a blow-out mate? - you got lucky, you could have been badly injured".

They then phoned for the tow-truck, & waited with me until it arrived, all cooey-wooey & sympathetic.

Anyway, this is a long way from Cwmbran & my illegal activities.

Crikey mate that sounds a right result



Did you get done for fly pitching?

What is fly-pitching? Answer carefully, you may have just had a result.

[gatso]

As a matter of interest, I got prosecuted for exactly the same thing (on other occasions) in Kings Lynn, Grantham, & Camborne.

are you a serial killer?

[tikay]

As a matter of interest, I got prosecuted for exactly the same thing (on other occasions) in Kings Lynn, Grantham, & Camborne.

are you a serial killer?

Only in bed.

[bobby1]

As I understand fly pitching its kinda selling things on street corners or markets streets a la Del Boy. The lads in Sheffield used to get nicked every 2-3 months and turn up in court to plead guilty and pay the £25 fine, they used to cal it 'ground rent' every time they had to pay.

[tikay]

As I understand fly pitching its kinda selling things on street corners or markets streets a la Del Boy. The lads in Sheffield used to get nicked every 2-3 months and turn up in court to plead guilty and pay the £25 fine, they used to cal it 'ground rent' every time they had to pay.

Is the WRONG answer. Completely wrong.

[Chompy]

As a matter of interest, I got prosecuted for exactly the same thing (on other occasions) in Kings Lynn, Grantham, & Camborne.

Teasing residents about their webbed feet?

[bobby1]

How about poaching or fishing without a licence?