Vegas & The Aftermath - Diary

[tikay]

And I enjoyed this, too....

"Australian Culture".

Strange then, that I took mild offence at this, from a reader in Swansea, presumably with the name of "bitter & twisted loser".

"Great Britain".

[tikay]

I did the Show last night, finished at Midnight, had a little private time with John Regis - what a splendid man he is - & decamped to the nearby Saint Giles Hotel, & was in bed by 1am, no messing about on the PC. I slept right through until 10am - & I feel absolutely wonderful today, the "Virus" seems to have gone, I just wanna write & write, & I'm full of the joys of spring. There's deffo mileage in the old wives tale that sleep is a cure for tiredness.

I have a meet at 3.30 with a Sky Suit, about our next Live Day, I have some articles to write for the Sky Blog, which is being reserructed, & I plan to play the Luton Comp tonight, en route to home.

[RED-DOG]

And I enjoyed this, too....

"Australian Culture".

Strange then, that I took mild offence at this, from a reader in Swansea, presumably with the name of "bitter & twisted loser".

"Great Britain".

I saw one on a factory the other day. "Kendall's Tool Works"

[bobby1]

page 5 of the Gaurdian has a story with the headline

Man died after taking part in fairy cake eating competition.

Apparently he did so well that the cakes got lodged in his throat and he suffocated.

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.....and then we have the ice cream man who topped himself....

[bobby1]

have police narrowed it down to a hundreds and thousand suspects?

[NoflopsHomer]

.....and then we have the ice cream man who topped himself....

Found in the Staffordshire Newsletter, February 2004.

[RED-DOG]

Someone stole all the toilets. Police say they have nothing to go on.

[bobby1]

Reminds me of my all time favourite headline.

' Suicide bomb attack-One dead.'

[RED-DOG]

Reminds me of my all time favourite headline.

' Suicide bomb attack-One dead.'

Rofl

[tikay]

"Industrial action".

[TightEnd]

a "peace-keeping" force?

Microsoft works

etc etc

[boldie]

newspaper headlines?

Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing
Quarter of a million Chinese live on water
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
House passes gas tax onto senate
Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan
Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted
Milk drinkers are turning to powder
NJ judge to rule on nude beach
Farmer bill dies in house
Iraqi head seeks arms
Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over
Organ festival ends in smashing climax
Child's stool great for use in garden
Soviet virgin lands short of goal again

Bad Grammar...
Eye drops off shelf
Squad helps dog bite victim
Dealers will hear car talk at noon
Enraged cow injures farmer with ax
Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests
Miners refuse to work after death
Two Soviet ships collide - one dies
Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter

Opposite Meaning...
Never withhold herpes from loved one
Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy
Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984
Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better

[Bainn]

    *  If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while
    * War dims hope for peace
    * Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency
    * Cold wave linked to temperatures
    * Child's death ruins couple's holiday
    * Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years
    * Man is fatally slain
    * Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
    * Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation

[RED-DOG]

newspaper headlines?

Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing
Quarter of a million Chinese live on water
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
House passes gas tax onto senate
Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan
Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted
Milk drinkers are turning to powder
NJ judge to rule on nude beach
Farmer bill dies in house
Iraqi head seeks arms
Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over
Organ festival ends in smashing climax
Child's stool great for use in garden
Soviet virgin lands short of goal again

Bad Grammar...
Eye drops off shelf
Squad helps dog bite victim
Dealers will hear car talk at noon
Enraged cow injures farmer with ax
Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests
Miners refuse to work after death
Two Soviet ships collide - one dies
Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter

Opposite Meaning...
Never withhold herpes from loved one
Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy
Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984
Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better

brilliant.