Cows

[amcgrath1uk]

Hliarious thoughts

[Bainn]

in my experience a cow is a type of bull. bulls can run after spaniards, americans ride bulls and 3 is daleks I think

a cow if a heifer not a type of bull!!

but yes, cows DEFINITELY run

Slowly

but threateningly nonetheless

Please explain.

[snoopy1239]

in my experience a cow is a type of bull. bulls can run after spaniards, americans ride bulls and 3 is daleks I think

a cow if a heifer not a type of bull!!

but yes, cows DEFINITELY run

Slowly

but threateningly nonetheless

So, does this mean that I could ride one?

[kinboshi]

If you ask nicely...

[Graham C]

don't see why not.  In fact, if you could get on one and chase Tighty again, it would make my day

[snoopy1239]

don't see why not.  In fact, if you could get on one and chase Tighty again, it would make my day

As long as he pulls his pants back up.

[gatso]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdy8FpcFxLo

[TightEnd]

Well, by "threateningly" I mean that whilst one might think that the sighty of various udders swinging wildly through the long grass as breath is expelled through the huge nostrils of the cow would be faintly amusing it is not for three key reasons

a) Most fields are not flat and so you risk going arse over breast onto the ground onto either dried or loose cow pat most likely

b) Although only one cow was chasing me I was a bit afraid by a herd mentality..I could out-run one cow, no doubt quite aged if the droopiness of her below parts are to be judged, but what happened if the herd took umbrage at the clear distrss of their compatriot?

c) The dog, a puppy at the time, was displaying a worrying spirit that in fact led her to double back towards said herd

It really wasn't a very pleasant experience at all

It was resolved when farmer retrieved dog and I tiptoed through dungy areas to get her, whilst farmers wife penned the dangerous cows into a proximate area

[snoopy1239]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdy8FpcFxLo

Did anyone else spot Tighty molesting one of the horses in that vid?

[Bainn]

Well, by "threateningly" I mean that whilst one might think that the sighty of various udders swinging wildly through the long grass as breath is expelled through the huge nostrils of the cow would be faintly amusing it is not for three key reasons

a) Most fields are not flat and so you risk going arse over breast onto the ground onto either dried or loose cow pat most likely

b) Although only one cow was chasing me I was a bit afraid by a herd mentality..I could out-run one cow, no doubt quite aged if the droopiness of her below parts are to be judged, but what happened if the herd took umbrage at the clear distrss of their compatriot?

c) The dog, a puppy at the time, was displaying a worrying spirit that in fact led her to double back towards said herd

It really wasn't a very pleasant experience at all

It was resolved when farmer retrieved dog and I tiptoed through dungy areas to get her, whilst farmers wife penned the dangerous cows into a proximate area

They were wearing Hoodies ?

[TightEnd]

No, but they WERE dangerous.

[NoflopsHomer]

(1) Can cows run and if so, how fast?

(2) Is it possible to ride a cow?

(3) Is it true that cows can go upstairs but not down them? What's that all about?

(4) How much alcohol have I, Snoopy, had tonight?

FYP

[Bainn]

No, but they WERE dangerous.

Okay, so no Hoodies, were they armed ?

[TightEnd]

No but they looked really tough

Unless you have been up close and personal with a cow expelling air through its nostrils, you just cannot possibly imagine it

[Bainn]

No but they looked really tough

Unless you have been up close and personal with a cow expelling air through its nostrils, you just cannot possibly imagine it

You know, I cannot possibly imagine a situation that would lead me to be in such a predicament.

However, I still proclaim you to be a big girl for being scared by a Cow.