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« Reply #45 on: December 22, 2007, 11:49:20 PM »
Oh, I thought this was going to be about that horrible sick book, how disappointing.

Cows can definitely run, don't they stampede? I got chased out of a field I was picnicking in by cows once. They look ok from a distance but then they come up close and there are dozens of them, they're much bigger and way more solid than you thought they'd be, and they really want to eat the grass you're sitting on. Best avoided, imo. Or served in slices, medium rare, with bearnaise.
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« Reply #46 on: December 22, 2007, 11:50:56 PM »
Quote from: danafish on December 22, 2007, 11:49:20 PM


Cows can definitely run, don't they stampede? I got chased out of a field I was picnicking in by cows once. They look ok from a distance but then they come up close and there are dozens of them, they're much bigger and way more solid than you thought they'd be, and they really want to eat the grass you're sitting on. Best avoided, imo. Or served in slices, medium rare, with bearnaise.

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« Reply #47 on: December 22, 2007, 11:53:03 PM »
Quote from: Bainn on December 22, 2007, 11:47:01 PM
Quote from: TightEnd on December 22, 2007, 11:12:23 PM
No, but they WERE dangerous.

Again, I think you are both soft.

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« Reply #48 on: December 22, 2007, 11:53:50 PM »
A flink of cows.
A herd of cows.
A panic of Tighties.
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« Reply #49 on: December 22, 2007, 11:54:59 PM »
Quote from: kinboshi on December 22, 2007, 11:53:50 PM
A flink of cows.
A herd of cows.
A panic of Tighties.





Not panic, just mild concern for a puppy.
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« Reply #50 on: December 22, 2007, 11:59:36 PM »
Quote from: TightEnd on December 22, 2007, 11:50:56 PM
Far prefer sheep.

Well, that sounds like another story...

"Evil" bovines - agreed.

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« Reply #51 on: December 23, 2007, 12:02:03 AM »
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What a load of Bullocks.
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« Reply #52 on: December 23, 2007, 12:34:16 AM »
I think you've all milked this thread for what it's worth.
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« Reply #53 on: December 23, 2007, 12:44:00 AM »
Nope, pretty sure we could carry on until the Cows come home...
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« Reply #54 on: December 23, 2007, 01:39:12 AM »
Quote from: gatso on December 22, 2007, 11:32:41 PM
it all begs the question- is it worse to be scared of a cow or a fox?

I think I'd be more scared of a cow. I fear any animal that is big enough to rape me. I think I could fight off a randy fox.
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« Reply #55 on: December 23, 2007, 02:04:43 AM »
Quote from: snoopy1239 on December 23, 2007, 01:39:12 AM
Quote from: gatso on December 22, 2007, 11:32:41 PM
it all begs the question- is it worse to be scared of a cow or a fox?

I think I'd be more scared of a fox. I fear any animal that is big enough to rape me. I think I could fight off a randy fox.

Why should a cow rape you? Dude, I worry sometimes. Are you not afraid of the biteyness of the fox? They eat cats.
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« Reply #56 on: December 23, 2007, 02:11:07 AM »
Quote from: danafish on December 23, 2007, 02:04:43 AM
Quote from: snoopy1239 on December 23, 2007, 01:39:12 AM
Quote from: gatso on December 22, 2007, 11:32:41 PM
it all begs the question- is it worse to be scared of a cow or a fox?

I think I'd be more scared of a fox. I fear any animal that is big enough to rape me. I think I could fight off a randy fox.

Why should a cow rape you? Dude, I worry sometimes. Are you not afraid of the biteyness of the fox? They eat cats.

I wouldn't like the biting, but I don't think they'd be able to overpower me and have their way with me like a large animal could do. I saw a film once where some guy was raped by an ostrich, it was all rather scary.
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« Reply #57 on: December 23, 2007, 02:27:23 AM »
Quote from: snoopy1239 on December 23, 2007, 02:11:07 AM
Quote from: danafish on December 23, 2007, 02:04:43 AM
Quote from: snoopy1239 on December 23, 2007, 01:39:12 AM
Quote from: gatso on December 22, 2007, 11:32:41 PM
it all begs the question- is it worse to be scared of a cow or a fox?

I think I'd be more scared of a fox. I fear any animal that is big enough to rape me. I think I could fight off a randy fox.

Why should a cow rape you? Dude, I worry sometimes. Are you not afraid of the biteyness of the fox? They eat cats.

I wouldn't like the biting, but I don't think they'd be able to overpower me and have their way with me like a large animal could do. I saw a film once where some guy was raped by an ostrich, it was all rather scary.

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« Reply #58 on: December 23, 2007, 02:54:08 AM »
Quote from: snoopy1239 on December 23, 2007, 02:11:07 AM
I saw a film once where some guy was raped by an ostrich, it was all rather scary.

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« Reply #59 on: December 23, 2007, 03:02:08 AM »
The only way you could be raped by something that has no opposable thumbs is if someone were to hold you down. You shouldn't hang around with people like that.
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