My daughter Sadie

[RED-DOG]

not an expert but aren't henrys cheap and last forever and dysons expensive and fragile? we got a henry, had it forever.

This.

[Josedinho]

Yeh Dyson does the job better but doesn't have a face on it.
My Henry has well and truly lost his power. Will probably replace it with a Henry though. They aren't cheap though are they?

[snoopy1239]

"No, you can't take Henry outside, you'll dirty his legs"

Mrs Red.

(5pts for the first correct explanation)

Henry the hooverrrrr

Nice job.

Enjoy those pints.

[RED-DOG]

"No, you can't take Henry outside, you'll dirty his legs"

Mrs Red.

(5pts for the first correct explanation)

Henry the hooverrrrr

Nice job.

Enjoy those pints.

pts = potatoes.

[GreekStein]

"No, you can't take Henry outside, you'll dirty his legs"

Mrs Red.

(5pts for the first correct explanation)

Henry the hooverrrrr

Nice job.

Enjoy those pints.

pts = potatoes.

Boom I was gonna let you off but I don't drink beer!

I eat potatoes though.

[RED-DOG]

Mrs Red  & I having a friendly, but never the less somewhat heated difference of opinion.


Me: (after putting forward an indisputable, unquestionable, irrefutable argument) "I rest my case"

Mrs Red: "You'll be resting it in another room tonight"

[sofa----king]

Mrs Red  & I having a friendly, but never the less somewhat heated difference of opinion.


Me: (after putting forward an indisputable, unquestionable, irrefutable argument) "I rest my case"

Mrs Red: "You'll be resting it in another room tonight"

why are trvellers so quick and funny sometimes without even knowing it,.,.,.,.,

i walked in the casino the other night and an old travler mate of mine i hadnt seen for years was there with his brother.,.,(i used to box both of them.,.,not at the same time lol.,.,)

i shout hiya taff.,.,i havent seen you for years.,.,.,he shouts in his loud voice.,.,HEY.,.,JONNY.,.,THERES FISHER REMEMBER HIM IN THE RING AND LOL.,.,
trying so sound clever.,.,.,.,.

i shout back .,.,YEAH ALRIGHT JONNY.,.,.,I NEVER LOST,.,.,.,EVERYONE LAUGHS AT TAFF THE TRAVELLER.,.,.,.,within a blink of an eye he shouts back.,.,.,.,

YEAH YOU NEVER WON EITHER.,.,.,.,i was stuck for words.,.''the place just falls apart laughing''.,.,.,.,,not like me lol.,.,.

belive it or not taff coulda went on to british titles but he got done for murder..,,he was attacked outside a nightclub.,.and he hit a guy with a street sign..,.,

do you know him tom.,.,.,taffy coffey from rover way.,.,lives in bristol now.,.,hes worth a fortune.,.,.,got all the garden guys.,.,etc.,.,
hes funny,.,.,

[RED-DOG]

I know, or know of, virtually everyone James, and if I don't, I know someone who does.

That's how it works.

[thetank]

Henry's are not too bad, I'll concede, but you need to buy special replacement bags for them. Big minus as it's lots of pfaffing around.

I probs pay less getting my Dyson serviced (tenner a year or so) than I would on new Henry bags.

[The Camel]

I know, or know of, virtually everyone James, and if I don't, I know someone who does.

That's how it works.

It's really funny when you're playing poker in Vegas and someone asks "Oh you're Englsh, do you happen to know John Smith? He lives in Worcester. Small guy with grey hair, wears glasses"

I've taken to saying yes, but haven't seen him in a while.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_degrees_of_separation

[byronkincaid]

Henry's are not too bad, I'll concede, but you need to buy special replacement bags for them. Big minus as it's lots of pfaffing around.

I probs pay less getting my Dyson serviced (tenner a year or so) than I would on new Henry bags.

buying some bags off amazon <<<<<<<<<<< pfaffing than taking your dyson to and from servicing. they are big and last a long time too.

clearly the balla option is the dyson. if i ever win the lottery i'll probably buy 2 of them

[Bongo]

Surely the balla option would be buying a new house when yours gets dirty? (or failing that paying someone else to clean)

[RED-DOG]

Bridie: I like that Dire Straits song.

Me: Which one?

Bridie: The one that goes "It was crazy uncle Walter..."

[Claw75]

just having a little bop around the living room as you do.

"MUMMY!!!!!"

"yes?"

"the curtains are OPEN!!!!"

[RED-DOG]

just having a little bop around the living room as you do.

"MUMMY!!!!!"

"yes?"

"the curtains are OPEN!!!!"

Hahaha!  That's a classic.