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« Reply #90 on: June 22, 2009, 09:16:33 AM »

Kids. Some years back when our Tom was 3or 4. Dad, is fuck a swear word?

Fair enough question, how else is a young man to find such things out.
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« Reply #91 on: June 22, 2009, 09:34:24 AM »

Kids. Some years back when our Tom was 3or 4. Dad, is fuck a swear word?

Fair enough question, how else is a young man to find such things out.

My ex's neices went through a phase of saying 'Sake' whenever something was bugging them.

Then when I was babysitting, I heard the youngest (4 or 5 years old) drop something and say "Fuck!". Oh crap - I don't mind babysitting as long as I don't have to do anything but feed & water them & break up fights....

"Right Hannah, why are you swearing?"

"I wasn't."

"Yes you were, you said a bad word."

"No I didn't"

"Hannah, fuck is a very bad word."

"No it isn't" (at this internally I'm saying it a lot!!  )

"Why not?"

"Daddy says 'Fuck's sake' and 'God's sake" and God isn't a bad word so Sake is the bad word."

At that logic I had to let her off & leave it to the parents to explain - I was laughing too hard to even pretend that she was in trouble.....
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« Reply #92 on: June 26, 2009, 08:55:09 PM »

My little girl was off school today after being very poorly yesterday.  Anyhoo, she copped sight of the headlines about Michael Jackson on the telly.  Having not really heard of him before, she asked me who he was, and I explained, and showed her one of those 'life in pictures' things on the internet.  She asked why he looked 'normal' when he was young, then looked like 'a weird scary lady' later on etc etc.  That was that.  I few hours later I made her a pizza for her dinner.  She started by eating just the topping off a slice, then held the remains up for my inspection saying 'Mummy, this looks gross - like Michael Jackson's face'.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #93 on: July 18, 2009, 11:48:52 AM »

Conversation between my great nephew Tommy Sprout and his Mam:

Sprout: Can I have some sweets?

Mam: No.

Sprout: Why not?

Mam: Because you won't behave.

Sprout: But I've been very have.
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« Reply #94 on: September 26, 2009, 02:47:32 PM »

Yesterday, I had to drop something off at Sadie's place of work. Mrs Red came along for the ride.

Mrs Red: Do you know where it is?

Me: Yes.

Mrs Red: Did she give you directions?

Me: No

Mrs Red: Well did she tell you where it is?

Me: No

Mrs Red: Did She tell you which is the best way?

Me: No

Mrs Red: Did she tell you to go through Lutterworth?

Me: No

Mrs Red: I really thought she would have given you directions, are you sure she didn't give you directions?

Me: Oh yes, I've just remembered, she did give me directions.

Mrs Red: Ah, I thought she would.
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« Reply #95 on: September 26, 2009, 02:57:44 PM »

Yesterday, I had to drop something off at Sadie's place of work. Mrs Red came along for the ride.

Mrs Red: Do you know where it is?

Me: Yes.

Mrs Red: Did she give you directions?

Me: No

Mrs Red: Well did she tell you where it is?

Me: No

Mrs Red: Did She tell you which is the best way?

Me: No

Mrs Red: Did she tell you to go through Lutterworth?

Me: No

Mrs Red: I really thought she would have given you directions, are you sure she didn't give you directions?

Me: Oh yes, I've just remembered, she did give me directions.

Mrs Red: Ah, I thought she would.

The occasiional little white-lie is stratergically necessary.

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« Reply #96 on: September 26, 2009, 03:12:52 PM »

Yesterday, I had to drop something off at Sadie's place of work. Mrs Red came along for the ride.

Mrs Red: Do you know where it is?

Me: Yes.

Mrs Red: Did she give you directions?

Me: No

Mrs Red: Well did she tell you where it is?

Me: No

Mrs Red: Did She tell you which is the best way?

Me: No

Mrs Red: Did she tell you to go through Lutterworth?

Me: No

Mrs Red: I really thought she would have given you directions, are you sure she didn't give you directions?

Me: Oh yes, I've just remembered, she did give me directions.

Mrs Red: Ah, I thought she would.

The occasiional little white-lie is stratergically necessary.



I said it with as much sarcasm as possible, but it was like water off a duck's back.


I do love her so though. (32 years next Thursday)
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« Reply #97 on: September 26, 2009, 03:17:00 PM »

Yesterday, I had to drop something off at Sadie's place of work. Mrs Red came along for the ride.

Mrs Red: Do you know where it is?

Me: Yes.

Mrs Red: Did she give you directions?

Me: No

Mrs Red: Well did she tell you where it is?

Me: No

Mrs Red: Did She tell you which is the best way?

Me: No

Mrs Red: Did she tell you to go through Lutterworth?

Me: No

Mrs Red: I really thought she would have given you directions, are you sure she didn't give you directions?

Me: Oh yes, I've just remembered, she did give me directions.

Mrs Red: Ah, I thought she would.

The occasiional little white-lie is stratergically necessary.



I said it with as much sarcasm as possible, but it was like water off a duck's back.

I do love her so though. (32 years next Thursday)

The sarcasm did not matter one iota. She wanted to hear those words, in any form. No losers, two winners, perfect.
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« Reply #98 on: December 26, 2009, 09:33:01 PM »

Granddaughter Lisa Marie (Age 4)

Mam, remember when Ben (Her brother) was blind?

Ben was never blind.

Well you said he was.

When?

When he didn't see that dog shit....
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« Reply #99 on: January 30, 2010, 11:09:56 AM »

Mrs Red: "He sounds like a female version of me,..."
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« Reply #100 on: January 30, 2010, 11:21:09 AM »

Some quotes from my great niece, Mary Kate, (Age 5)

"Jesus Mary and... Jordan!"

"See you later crocodile"

She had her hair in braids, and someone said..

"I see your lovely curls have gone"

"No they haven't"

"Where are they then?"

"In me brains"
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« Reply #101 on: January 30, 2010, 04:22:39 PM »

I could write a book about the stupid things my ex wife and her mother have come out with...i impart 2 classics and a couple of one liners...and these are the gods honest from 2 adults....i only hope my kids have my brains..

Many years ago whilst watching aimless telly as you do we happen upon a religious program..

me:  you know jesus was a chippie... ( meaning he was a carpenter..obv.. )

ex turns to me eyes wide : Nooor ur kidding?

me: nope thats what he did...

ex pauses for a few seconds: 'thats unbeleivable' she says...

me nodding : yeah true

She shakes her head and accepts it....

It then dawns on me and she admitted it...she thought he owned a fish and chip shop... I Fucking kid you not !!!!

Whilst driving along with ex, kids and mother in law in car...

Mother in law spots one of those metal tie tags 8 foot up a lampost cut badly creating a sharp end...

"Look at that! " she says indignantly... " A blind man could have his eye out with that ! "   WTF !!

Another Mother in law gem...  Mel Gibson says Fuck in a film... " he shouldnt be allowed to say that...he's a family man"

Driving along the rain is lashing down like a prelude to Noah's first voyage...Ma in Law spots teenager in a hoodie with it up shielding him from the heavens...
" boys his age shouldnt be allowed to wear them hoods up in public"
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« Reply #102 on: February 09, 2010, 09:40:03 PM »

Mrs Red: I can't find a thing. I've got too much crap in my drawers.
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« Reply #103 on: February 09, 2010, 11:00:32 PM »

Oh my........
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« Reply #104 on: February 10, 2010, 12:44:47 AM »

I've had a bike for Tariq for a few years now but he's like me, if he likes something he uses it daily, if he doesn't then it gathers dust.

Me: Lets take your bike to the park

Tariq: Do we have to?

Me: No, but why not?

Tariq: Because it's not my preferred mode of transport

Sigh.

Edit that - he said preferred not favourite (I do listen honestly, I just forget lol)
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