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« Reply #17280 on: March 08, 2012, 10:52:58 AM »

I'm confused.

Are you not opening the door properly? Are you trying to sneak into the bathroom ninja-style without touching the door handle?

The problem, Andrew, is size related.
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« Reply #17281 on: March 08, 2012, 10:53:55 AM »

I'm confused.

Are you not opening the door properly? Are you trying to sneak into the bathroom ninja-style without touching the door handle?

It's a combination of things Andrew. I don't open the door properly, and there is a mat which stops it swinging freely.

I should perhaps add that it opens outwards.

I'll post some pictures later when I get back from work.
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« Reply #17282 on: March 08, 2012, 10:57:06 AM »

NB: I reserve the right to use a stunt-double.
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« Reply #17283 on: March 08, 2012, 10:57:50 AM »

I'm confused.

Are you not opening the door properly? Are you trying to sneak into the bathroom ninja-style without touching the door handle?

It's a combination of things Andrew. I don't open the door properly, and there is a mat which stops it swinging freely.

I should perhaps add that it opens outwards.

I'll post some pictures later when I get back from work.
Oh thanks very much. But I think you in your under pants might be one for the ladies. Smiley
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« Reply #17284 on: March 08, 2012, 11:13:53 AM »

I'm confused.

Are you not opening the door properly? Are you trying to sneak into the bathroom ninja-style without touching the door handle?

It's a combination of things Andrew. I don't open the door properly, and there is a mat which stops it swinging freely.

I should perhaps add that it opens outwards.

I'll post some pictures later when I get back from work.
Oh thanks very much. But I think you in your under pants might be one for the ladies. Smiley

Depending on how loose your definition of the term - there are a few of us around here.
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« Reply #17285 on: March 08, 2012, 11:20:53 AM »

 Yeah but if he is going to use a stunt double then in the interests of equality then that stunt double should be female Smiley
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« Reply #17286 on: March 08, 2012, 11:35:11 AM »

Yeah but if he is going to use a stunt double then in the interests of equality then that stunt double should be female Smiley

If a female stunt double suits this task, he's got bigger problems than a loose knicker line.
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« Reply #17287 on: March 08, 2012, 11:56:41 AM »

I might abandon the stunt double idea and do it myself.

If I do, it will be underpants over trousers, Superman stylee. I don't want to be the catalyst for an outpouring of pent up female passion.
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« Reply #17288 on: March 08, 2012, 11:58:49 AM »

Excellent idea!  Please wear a cape to complete the look.  It would be most appreciated.
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« Reply #17289 on: March 08, 2012, 08:15:48 PM »

I'm confused.

Are you not opening the door properly? Are you trying to sneak into the bathroom ninja-style without touching the door handle?

It's a combination of things Andrew. I don't open the door properly, and there is a mat which stops it swinging freely.

I should perhaps add that it opens outwards.




I'll post some pictures later when I get back from work.
Oh thanks very much. But I think you in your under pants might be one for the ladies. Smiley

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« Reply #17290 on: March 08, 2012, 08:29:53 PM »

sleep naked. problem solved. or worsened.
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« Reply #17291 on: March 09, 2012, 10:08:02 AM »

OK. Imagine it's dark and I'm half asleep.

Going in....



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Coming out.


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« Reply #17292 on: March 09, 2012, 10:21:02 AM »

For once, I'm speechless.
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« Reply #17293 on: March 09, 2012, 10:24:38 AM »


Next case.

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« Reply #17294 on: March 09, 2012, 10:28:23 AM »

Tell mrs red that you "dress" to the loose side
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