Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary

[RED-DOG]

This is what I have to do every morning (While Mrs Red is scrubbing the carpet)

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[tikay]

tom probs has a torch, he's the type

Tom was asked yesterday by a passing floosy if he had a spare toothpick on him,. "Of course I have" he responded, & in a trice, there it was.

He has everything in his pockets. Swiss pen-knife, rope, a shilling, toothpicks, & devices for killing sweet innocent & endangered animals.

[Eck]

tom probs has a torch, he's the type

Tom was asked yesterday by a passing floosy if he had a spare toothpick on him,. "Of course I have" he responded, & in a trice, there it was.

He has everything in his pockets. Swiss pen-knife, rope, a shilling, toothpicks, & devices for killing sweet innocent & endangered animals.

Nothing sweet about Moles, haven't met one I wouldn't gladly put a spade through...

[tikay]

Please don't kill the moles.
 

At this juncture, I have to point out that Tony lives in that wonderful Utopian world where chickens hatch from the egg already dead, plucked, eviscerated, quartered, coated with 11 different herbs and spices and deep fried.

Inadmissable.

KFC tastes wonderful, KFM does not.

I might get Leiutenant Pigeon to write a song about moles. Mr Porter could write it,  Nat could sing it. Judging could be by Cheryl, all diarised by Adrian.

[tikay]

tom probs has a torch, he's the type

Tom was asked yesterday by a passing floosy if he had a spare toothpick on him,. "Of course I have" he responded, & in a trice, there it was.

He has everything in his pockets. Swiss pen-knife, rope, a shilling, toothpicks, & devices for killing sweet innocent & endangered animals.

Nothing sweet about Moles, haven't met one I wouldn't gladly put a spade through...

Not surprised, Scots are not a civilised modern-world race.

[RED-DOG]

tom probs has a torch, he's the type

Tom was asked yesterday by a passing floosy if he had a spare toothpick on him,. "Of course I have" he responded, & in a trice, there it was.

He has everything in his pockets. Swiss pen-knife, rope, a shilling, toothpicks, & devices for killing sweet innocent & endangered animals.

Did said floosy returs toothpick after use? No. She "Threw it away... Sorry"

[Eck]

tom probs has a torch, he's the type

Tom was asked yesterday by a passing floosy if he had a spare toothpick on him,. "Of course I have" he responded, & in a trice, there it was.

He has everything in his pockets. Swiss pen-knife, rope, a shilling, toothpicks, & devices for killing sweet innocent & endangered animals.

Nothing sweet about Moles, haven't met one I wouldn't gladly put a spade through...

Noty surprised, Scots are not a civilised modern-world race.

We can spell though.

[RED-DOG]

Please don't kill the moles.
 

At this juncture, I have to point out that Tony lives in that wonderful Utopian world where chickens hatch from the egg already dead, plucked, eviscerated, quartered, coated with 11 different herbs and spices and deep fried.

Inadmissable.

KFC tastes wonderful, KFM does not.

I might get Leiutenant Pigeon to write a song about moles. Mr Porter could write it,  Nat could sing it. Judging could be by Cheryl, all diarised by Adrian.

Would that be Mole Porter & Nat King Mole?

[Colchester Kev]

I am going 4/7 that Tom kills a mole before New years day.

[tikay]

Please don't kill the moles.
 

At this juncture, I have to point out that Tony lives in that wonderful Utopian world where chickens hatch from the egg already dead, plucked, eviscerated, quartered, coated with 11 different herbs and spices and deep fried.

Inadmissable.

KFC tastes wonderful, KFM does not.

I might get Leiutenant Pigeon to write a song about moles. Mr Porter could write it,  Nat could sing it. Judging could be by Cheryl, all diarised by Adrian.

Would that be Mole Porter & Nat King Mole?

Yes. 2 out of 5 so far.

[tikay]

tom probs has a torch, he's the type

Tom was asked yesterday by a passing floosy if he had a spare toothpick on him,. "Of course I have" he responded, & in a trice, there it was.

He has everything in his pockets. Swiss pen-knife, rope, a shilling, toothpicks, & devices for killing sweet innocent & endangered animals.

Nothing sweet about Moles, haven't met one I wouldn't gladly put a spade through...

Noty surprised, Scots are not a civilised modern-world race.

We can spell though.

That was a Windows 7 bug.

[Colchester Kev]

Moledy old dough

Cheryl Mole

Adrian Mole

[RED-DOG]

Please don't kill the moles.
 

At this juncture, I have to point out that Tony lives in that wonderful Utopian world where chickens hatch from the egg already dead, plucked, eviscerated, quartered, coated with 11 different herbs and spices and deep fried.

Inadmissable.

KFC tastes wonderful, KFM does not.

I might get Leiutenant Pigeon to write a song about moles. Mr Porter could write it,  Nat could sing it. Judging could be by Cheryl, all diarised by Adrian.

Would that be Mole Porter & Nat King Mole?

Yes. 2 out of 5 so far.

Thought Cheryl and Adrian were obv, not sure about the Leiutenant though.

[nirvana]

Why do moles make mole hills ?

[gatso]

if you buried a mole alive would it be able to escape? a worm would but I'm thinking moles might need a bit of wiggle room