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« Reply #7890 on: January 29, 2010, 10:59:03 AM »


It's since come out that the orifice officer in question is the same one who, last year, saw a guy drop a tenner & his receipt from the shop he'd just left, called him to tell him he'd dropped the tenner, then booked him for littering by dropping the receipt.   

Like there's not plenty of real criminals in Ayrshire for them to run away from chase.

apparantly his nickname is officer shiny buttons, due to him being a total jobsworth

It should be officer P45.
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« Reply #7891 on: January 29, 2010, 12:23:41 PM »

He he Bill Withers, thats funny, really funny.
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« Reply #7892 on: January 29, 2010, 12:31:23 PM »


It's since come out that the orifice officer in question is the same one who, last year, saw a guy drop a tenner & his receipt from the shop he'd just left, called him to tell him he'd dropped the tenner, then booked him for littering by dropping the receipt.   

Like there's not plenty of real criminals in Ayrshire for them to run away from chase.

apparantly his nickname is officer shiny buttons, due to him being a total jobsworth

It should be officer P45.

I think it sounds like the case, which has come up before, that the police officer thinks he see's someone not in control of the car - and gives the fine.

When the driver says he was in stopped traffic, in neutral with the handbrake on, rather than admitting that he was wrong the policeman decides to stubbornly stick to his guns -because he's an idiot who can't back down.

Individuals are stupid and that's nothing unusual, the really stupid thing about this case is why it's going to court - you'd hope that Scotlands equivalent of the CPS would just chuck it out.
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« Reply #7893 on: January 29, 2010, 12:41:43 PM »


If it was Cos blowing his nose, then not only would the officer be carrying out a public service, he'd also be a very brave man risking getting caught in the hurricane-force gust coming from the prize schnozzle.
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« Reply #7894 on: January 29, 2010, 01:56:52 PM »

please,please,please let your guess on when the baby comes be right...that would be today  Grin

hope you are well Tom xxx
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« Reply #7895 on: January 29, 2010, 02:03:33 PM »

please,please,please let your guess on when the baby comes be right...that would be today  Grin

hope you are well Tom xxx

are you all packed and ready to go Fran?  Don't forget fresh pineapple, raspberry leaf tea, brisk walk, hot curry and a bit of the other. Didn't work for me when I was overdue, but at least it passed the time!
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« Reply #7896 on: January 29, 2010, 03:22:17 PM »

yes im packed and ready to go even though im not due for 3 weeks.but he is a big baby so hopefully he wont wait to long.

gonna get some rasberry tea today already had a bash at the others,lol.old wives tales if you ask me but like you say it passes the time

if anyone else has any suggestions feel free to let me know  Smiley
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« Reply #7897 on: January 29, 2010, 03:25:29 PM »

please,please,please let your guess on when the baby comes be right...that would be today  Grin

hope you are well Tom xxx

are you all packed and ready to go Fran?  Don't forget fresh pineapple, raspberry leaf tea, brisk walk, hot curry and a bit of the other. Didn't work for me when I was overdue, but at least it passed the time!

Claire, you're funny.... for a woman
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« Reply #7898 on: January 29, 2010, 05:49:10 PM »

yes im packed and ready to go even though im not due for 3 weeks.but he is a big baby so hopefully he wont wait to long.

gonna get some rasberry tea today already had a bash at the others,lol.old wives tales if you ask me but like you say it passes the time

if anyone else has any suggestions feel free to let me know  Smiley

Hope your well Fran

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Bet Dad will be watching.
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« Reply #7899 on: January 29, 2010, 05:51:29 PM »

yes im packed and ready to go even though im not due for 3 weeks.but he is a big baby so hopefully he wont wait to long.

gonna get some rasberry tea today already had a bash at the others,lol.old wives tales if you ask me but like you say it passes the time

if anyone else has any suggestions feel free to let me know  Smiley

Hope your well Fran

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Bet Dad will be watching.

I bet she's giving birth as we speak. (I'm never wrong)
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« Reply #7900 on: January 29, 2010, 06:51:50 PM »

Have a cousin who works in the delivery ward of a NYC hospital.  Birth rates go up during a full moon and/or when the barometer drops...FACT.
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« Reply #7901 on: January 29, 2010, 09:07:28 PM »

Have a cousin who works in the delivery ward of a NYC hospital.  Birth rates go up during a full moon and/or when the barometer drops...FACT.

Soooo is the moon a little foolish and is the barometer dropping Huh?
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« Reply #7902 on: January 29, 2010, 09:47:54 PM »

Apparently, tonight's full moon is very close to the earth so it looks 14% bigger.
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« Reply #7903 on: January 29, 2010, 09:55:08 PM »

Apparently, tonight's full moon is very close to the earth so it looks 14% bigger.

The moon gets closer to the earth?
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« Reply #7904 on: January 29, 2010, 09:55:54 PM »


And......

Like elsewhere worldwide the alien Mallards are also causing severe “genetic pollution” of South Africa’s biodiversity by breeding with endemic ducks. The hybrids of Mallard and the Yellow-billed Duck are fertile and can produce more hybrid offspring. If this continues, only hybrids will occur and in the long term this will result in the extinction of various indigenous waterfowl. The Mallard duck can cross breed with 63 other species and is posing a severe threat to the genetic integrity of indigenous waterfowl.

This stuff sounds very authoritative. Where's it from?

"Ducks Unlimited.com". Obvious, really. Wink

http://www.ducks.org/DU_Magazine/DUMagazineNovDec2006/2910/UnderstandingWaterfowlWaterfowlHybrids.html

It really is unlimited - not only does it write in praise of ducks but it also gives recipies on how to cook them!
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