Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary

[kinboshi]

Tom's diary reaches new heights.

[tikay]

Angie was a total BAABE!!!!!! She did more nude scenes than you could shake a stick (Or anything else) at too.

Billy married another of my fantasy girlfriends, Pamela Stephenson.


OMG!

I'm still in love with Pamela. Very clever lady. Think she wrote his Boigraphy, which was a quite sumptuous read.

Rather like Debbie Harry - another of my life's loves - she has filled out somewhat, & is now approaching portlytude, but the attraction remains undimmed by either age, or portlyplumpertudeness.

I have no idea who Angie is though. We can cope without each other, one assumes.

[Laxie]

That's his WIFE?!  Blimey, he did well.

[RED-DOG]

I'm still in love with Pamela. Very clever lady. Think she wrote his Boigraphy, which was a quite sumptuous read.

I agree, I read it too.

Is there anything more beguiling (or intimidating) than intelligent totty?

 

[RED-DOG]

That's his WIFE?!  Blimey, he did well.

Yes.

You'll never guess what she does for a living....

[Laxie]

That's his WIFE?!  Blimey, he did well.

Yes.

You'll never guess what she does for a living....

No idea, but will give it a go.  Tikay says she's very intelligent and she wrote Billy's biography.  Don't suppose she's a publisher or editor?  Will throw in scientist as well because I reckon she'd look shit hot in a white jacket.

[tikay]

I'm still in love with Pamela. Very clever lady. Think she wrote his Boigraphy, which was a quite sumptuous read.

I agree, I read it too.

Is there anything more beguiling (or intimidating) than intelligent totty?

 

Nope, & Miss J Mason is a great example.

I would very much hesitate to be so coarse as to describe Miss Jen Mason as "totty", anyone who thus described her could be turned to stone by the famous Mason withering stare.  Her intelligence is intimidating. As chance would have it, she is the Analyst this evening - like now - on Ch 861. There, seamless spam, & a brilliant pun cunningly contained therein.

A good friend wrote to me only yesterday about how wonderful, in most every way, Jen is, & I ended up effusively writing her life story in my reply to him. Think I may have overdone it, but what the hell, my flag is firmly nailed to the Mason mast.

Insurance Clause - Other females of my acquaintance are, of course, equally wonderful in every way.

[tikay]

That's his WIFE?!  Blimey, he did well.

Yes.

You'll never guess what she does for a living....

No idea, but will give it a go.  Tikay says she's very intelligent and she wrote Billy's biography.  Don't suppose she's a publisher or editor?  Will throw in scientist as well because I reckon she'd look shit hot in a white jacket.

Ooh, crossbar.

[RED-DOG]

Angie was a total BAABE!!!!!! She did more nude scenes than you could shake a stick (Or anything else) at too.

Billy married another of my fantasy girlfriends, Pamela Stephenson.


OMG!

I'm still in love with Pamela. Very clever lady. Think she wrote his Boigraphy, which was a quite sumptuous read.

Rather like Debbie Harry - another of my life's loves - she has filled out somewhat, & is now approaching portlytude, but the attraction remains undimmed by either age, or portlyplumpertudeness.

I have no idea who Angie is though. We can cope without each other, one assumes.

Angie Dickinson.


Woof!

[Laxie]

That's his WIFE?!  Blimey, he did well.

Yes.

You'll never guess what she does for a living....

No idea, but will give it a go.  Tikay says she's very intelligent and she wrote Billy's biography.  Don't suppose she's a publisher or editor?  Will throw in scientist as well because I reckon she'd look shit hot in a white jacket.

Ooh, crossbar.

Just googled and she's gone down in my estimation.  I've yet to meet a sane psychologist...and I've met a few.

[RED-DOG]

I'm still in love with Pamela. Very clever lady. Think she wrote his Boigraphy, which was a quite sumptuous read.

I agree, I read it too.

Is there anything more beguiling (or intimidating) than intelligent totty?

 

Nope, & Miss J Mason is a great example.

I would very much hesitate to be so coarse as to describe Miss Jen Mason as "totty", anyone who thus described her could be turned to stone by the famous Mason withering stare.  Her intelligence is intimidating. As chance would have it, she is the Analyst this evening - like now - on Ch 861. There, seamless spam, & a brilliant pun cunningly contained therein.

A good friend wrote to me only yesterday about how wonderful, in most every way, Jen is, & I ended up effusively writing her life story in my reply to him. Think I may have overdone it, but what the hell, my flag is firmly nailed to the Mason mast.

Insurance Clause - Other females of my acquaintance are, of course, equally wonderful in every way.

Nice try.

Futile, but nice try.



PS- Feel free to C&P Jen's story for those who don't know her.

[Mohican]

Buffalo

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Bison

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So Buffalo Bill should've been called Bison Bill.

[RED-DOG]

That's his WIFE?!  Blimey, he did well.

Yes.

You'll never guess what she does for a living....

No idea, but will give it a go.  Tikay says she's very intelligent and she wrote Billy's biography.  Don't suppose she's a publisher or editor?  Will throw in scientist as well because I reckon she'd look shit hot in a white jacket.

Ooh, crossbar.

Just googled and she's gone down in my estimation.  I've yet to meet a sane psychologist...and I've met a few.

Scuse me! She's a sex psychologist.

SEX.

[RED-DOG]

Buffalo

Click to see full-size image.

Bison

Click to see full-size image.

So Buffalo Bill should've been called Bison Bill.

No no no no no.

Come back when you get your pictures untangled. That top pic is an African buffalo, and that's a whole nother story.

[tikay]

That's his WIFE?!  Blimey, he did well.

Yes.

You'll never guess what she does for a living....

No idea, but will give it a go.  Tikay says she's very intelligent and she wrote Billy's biography.  Don't suppose she's a publisher or editor?  Will throw in scientist as well because I reckon she'd look shit hot in a white jacket.

Ooh, crossbar.

Just googled and she's gone down in my estimation.  I've yet to meet a sane psychologist...and I've met a few.

She did a neat job of getting inside Billy's head.

She did a sketch in "Not The Nine O'Clock News" which was, as Tom mentioned earlier on another example, so risque for the era of correctitude we then lived in.

She was doing a parody of an American Express advert, where Amex offer you anything & everything, & Pamela quipped "and would you like to rub my tits?"

Today, the line is meaningless & humourless through overuse & altered perception, but wow, in those days, it blew everyone away, & made headline news. Presumably dear Mary Whitehouse almost fainted at the very thought.