Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary

[Laxie]

That's his WIFE?!  Blimey, he did well.

Yes.

You'll never guess what she does for a living....

No idea, but will give it a go.  Tikay says she's very intelligent and she wrote Billy's biography.  Don't suppose she's a publisher or editor?  Will throw in scientist as well because I reckon she'd look shit hot in a white jacket.

Ooh, crossbar.

Just googled and she's gone down in my estimation.  I've yet to meet a sane psychologist...and I've met a few.

Scuse me! She's a sex psychologist.

SEX.

Ahhhhhhhhhh, ok.  Yeah...she's probably well qualified for that.  

I'm curious.  Wouldn't Lads feel a little uncomfortable with a woman who's analysing them in more ways than one while they're at it?  Would it not give ye 'stage fright'?

[RED-DOG]

That's his WIFE?!  Blimey, he did well.

Yes.

You'll never guess what she does for a living....

No idea, but will give it a go.  Tikay says she's very intelligent and she wrote Billy's biography.  Don't suppose she's a publisher or editor?  Will throw in scientist as well because I reckon she'd look shit hot in a white jacket.

Ooh, crossbar.

Just googled and she's gone down in my estimation.  I've yet to meet a sane psychologist...and I've met a few.

Scuse me! She's a sex psychologist.

SEX.

Ahhhhhhhhhh, ok.  Yeah...she's probably well qualified for that.  

I'm curious.  Wouldn't Lads feel a little uncomfortable with a woman who's analysing them in more ways than one while they're at it?  Would it not give ye 'stage fright'?

Perhaps, but I bet the cure is great 

[Mohican]

What's the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison?

Was responding to this and pictures are correct.

[RED-DOG]

What's the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison?

Was responding to this and pictures are correct.

Meh!

Be off with you. Callow youth.

[Mohican]

What's the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison?

Was responding to this and pictures are correct.

Meh!

Be off with you. Callow youth.

Youth- been a while since I've been called/fitted into that age group so I take it as a compliment.
Callow-summat to do with candles? Not much experience here on this word.

[tikay]

That's his WIFE?!  Blimey, he did well.

Yes.

You'll never guess what she does for a living....

No idea, but will give it a go.  Tikay says she's very intelligent and she wrote Billy's biography.  Don't suppose she's a publisher or editor?  Will throw in scientist as well because I reckon she'd look shit hot in a white jacket.

Ooh, crossbar.

Just googled and she's gone down in my estimation.  I've yet to meet a sane psychologist...and I've met a few.

Scuse me! She's a sex psychologist.

SEX.

Ahhhhhhhhhh, ok.  Yeah...she's probably well qualified for that.  

I'm curious.  Wouldn't Lads feel a little uncomfortable with a woman who's analysing them in more ways than one while they're at it?  Would it not give ye 'stage fright'?

Perhaps, but I bet the cure is great 

On that, we agree.

[Dino]

this one

[RED-DOG]

this one

Great find Dino.

[tikay]

this one

Yes!

My memory had played a trick or two with the exactitude of the words (I rest my case, Tom) but that was it. Was sensational back in the day. Now we see or hear it every day, from the likes of Mitch Johnson, and the appeal is summarily reduced.

[Karabiner]

That's his WIFE?!  Blimey, he did well.

Yes.

You'll never guess what she does for a living....

No idea, but will give it a go.  Tikay says she's very intelligent and she wrote Billy's biography.  Don't suppose she's a publisher or editor?  Will throw in scientist as well because I reckon she'd look shit hot in a white jacket.

Ooh, crossbar.

Just googled and she's gone down in my estimation.  I've yet to meet a sane psychologist...and I've met a few.

Scuse me! She's a sex psychologist.

SEX.

Ahhhhhhhhhh, ok.  Yeah...she's probably well qualified for that.  

I'm curious.  Wouldn't Lads feel a little uncomfortable with a woman who's analysing them in more ways than one while they're at it?  Would it not give ye 'stage fright'?

Perhaps, but I bet the cure is great 

On that, we agree.

I've enjoyed Seventeen Seconds occasionally too..

[RED-DOG]

My memory had played a trick or two with the exactitude of the words (I rest my case, Tom)

Fair enough.

Any fool should be able to recall the precise order of the words in a sentence they heard once thirty odd years ago while looking at Pamela Stephenson's tits.

[Karabiner]

I remember hearing about a sketch where Pam was walking along with one tit hanging out and when questioned about it she said "Oh fuck I've left the baby on the bus".

I've never seen it mind you perhaps it's one of those urban myth thingamyjiggs.

[RED-DOG]

I remember hearing about a sketch where Pam was walking along with one tit hanging out and when questioned about it she said "Oh fuck I've left the baby on the bus".

I've never seen it mind you perhaps it's one of those urban myth thingamyjiggs.

Haha! Great story Ralph, true or not.

[RED-DOG]

What's the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison?

Was responding to this and pictures are correct.

Meh!

Be off with you. Callow youth.

Youth- been a while since I've been called/fitted into that age group so I take it as a compliment.
Callow-summat to do with candles? Not much experience here on this word.

Lol. That's tallow.

Google is your friend.

[tikay]

I remember hearing about a sketch where Pam was walking along with one tit hanging out and when questioned about it she said "Oh fuck I've left the baby on the bus".

I've never seen it mind you perhaps it's one of those urban myth thingamyjiggs.

Don't recall that one, sounds like an urban milf to me