Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary

[RED-DOG]

And this is all the grass I cut.

Now. Can I please have some respect and sympathy.

Fine horse in the pasture I see Tom. Not the best of the bunch, mind......

Kizzy must be dog-tired after chasing that mower all day. She gets sympathy. You get cake. Give HER the cake.

The voles and shrews sucked out.

I started the mower, Kizzy stood ready at silly mid off.

Just as I moved forward, the mower let rip with an almighty backfire.  Kizzy decided to retire, leaving the voles and shrews to make good their escape.

[Dingdell]

Just FYI, This is where I re-laid the slabs

You haven't done a good job, have you?

He's right.    Has Mrs Red seen it yet?

[RED-DOG]

Sigh.... Do I have to take another pic of the finished article?

[Dingdell]

Sigh.... Do I have to take another pic of the finished article?

Will it look any different?   

[RED-DOG]

I bought this little two-stroke mower from the car boot for £8 over 7 years ago.

It's older than God's dog, looks like a bag of scrap, and makes more noise that a pig stuck under a gate, but it's as reliable as morning. I wouldn't swap it for a big clock.

[RED-DOG]

Sigh.... Do I have to take another pic of the finished article?

Will it look any different?   

One of these days, I'm going to put you accross my knee young lady.

[Karabiner]

And this is all the grass I cut.

Now. Can I please have some respect and sympathy.

Fine horse in the pasture I see Tom. Not the best of the bunch, mind......

Kizzy must be dog-tired after chasing that mower all day. She gets sympathy. You get cake. Give HER the cake.

I hate to say this Tony,    but judging from the look of it's rear end, that one is the best of the errr bunch.

[Dingdell]

I bought this little two-stroke mower from the car boot for £8 over 7 years ago.

It's older than God's dog, looks like a bag of scrap, and makes more noise that a pig stuck under a gate, but it's as reliable as morning. I wouldn't swap it for a big clock.

Bet your neighrbours would!

Sigh.... Do I have to take another pic of the finished article?

Will it look any different?   

One of these days, I'm going to put you accross my knee young lady.

What will it take? Just tell me....

[RED-DOG]

I bought this little two-stroke mower from the car boot for £8 over 7 years ago.

It's older than God's dog, looks like a bag of scrap, and makes more noise that a pig stuck under a gate, but it's as reliable as morning. I wouldn't swap it for a big clock.

Bet your neighrbours would!

Sigh.... Do I have to take another pic of the finished article?

Will it look any different?   

One of these days, I'm going to put you across my knee young lady.

What will it take? Just tell me....

Sigh... It's the same at the poker table. She calls my bluff EVERY time.

[tikay]

And this is all the grass I cut.

Now. Can I please have some respect and sympathy.

Fine horse in the pasture I see Tom. Not the best of the bunch, mind......

Kizzy must be dog-tired after chasing that mower all day. She gets sympathy. You get cake. Give HER the cake.

I hate to say this Tony,    but judging from the look of it's rear end, that one is the best of the errr bunch.

Sorry Ralph. Ears too big, & feathering not "just so". To the experienced eye, that is.

[RED-DOG]

Don't get too hung up on ears.

Iv'e never thought about it like this before, but If you awarded points to every feature with a perfect "Whole horse" totalling 100, perfect ears would score perhaps 5. Perfect feather 15 to 17.

(imho of course)

[RED-DOG]

I've changed my mind. Perfect ears 4.

[Karabiner]

I should have asked you while I was there Tom but what exactly is the "double mane" ?

Does that just mean that it's thick and hangs both side of the horse's neck ?

[RED-DOG]

I should have asked you while I was there Tom but what exactly is the "double mane" ?

Does that just mean that it's thick and hangs both side of the horse's neck ?

Exactly that Ralph.

[Karabiner]

I should have asked you while I was there Tom but what exactly is the "double mane" ?

Does that just mean that it's thick and hangs both side of the horse's neck ?

Exactly that Ralph.

What a little beauty, how much for the belly ?