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« Reply #1980 on: June 13, 2008, 09:43:54 PM »

I re-read Bryson's "Notes from a small island" chapter on multi-story car parks today. Totally brilliant.
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« Reply #1981 on: June 14, 2008, 12:11:22 AM »

I re-read Bryson's "Notes from a small island" chapter on multi-story car parks today. Totally brilliant.

Yes - he can swear & be rude with the best of them when he wants.

I enjoyed it when he goes shopping with his Missus, & has to agree where & when to meet. Or the Dover chapter, when he slept on a bench with his Underpants on his head.

Talking of which, a Lib-Democrat Whip or Euro-MP just had to resign over some Expenses scandal. HIs name was - I jest not - Den Dover.
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« Reply #1982 on: June 14, 2008, 11:15:37 AM »

HIs name was - I jest not - Den Dover.

I watched one of his movies last night.
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« Reply #1983 on: June 15, 2008, 02:17:33 AM »

I went to DTD tonight to play the £200 starting at 8pm. What I didn't realise was that there was also a £50 starting at 8:30pm.

At two minutes to eight. the £200 had 14 runners, and the £50 had 104 runners, so withdrew from one and bought into the other.


The final count for the £200, including alternates was 25, and (as best I can remember) about 135 for the £50.

I think there could be lots of interest in both comps, but I do think holding them on the same night, in the same room, starting half an hour apart, could mean that one detracts from the other.


 
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« Reply #1984 on: June 15, 2008, 12:08:29 PM »

OK. I know you're sick of seeing pictures of the random plants that I find while I'm out walking, but I love these rebellious ones that have escaped from peoples gardens and are now on the run in the wild.

I particularly like the last one. It's sitting in a big stand of nettles saying " Na na na na na, come on if you think you're hard enough"
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« Reply #1985 on: June 15, 2008, 04:20:34 PM »

Big Barry Langdon and Battery eyed Bob.


I first Met Big Barry Langdon when I was stopping on a local authority Gypsy site at North Anston nr Dinnington in South Yorkshire. I would have been about 17 at the time.

Barry Lived 2 or 3 miles away on a rough housing estate called the White City at Laughton Common, but he spent a lot of time mooching around the Gypsy site. He always had his finger in some or other unsavory pie, or a "Get rich quick" scheme that required finance, or some hooky goods to sell. I suppose in his mind he saw the Gypsies as some kind of kindred spirits.

He saw himself as a gangster, but in reality he was just a petty crook, a thug and a bully.

You know the type, you've see him a thousand times. 6ft-ish, bald, or with close cropped hair, sliced loaf neck, well muscled, but running to fat, poor quality tattoos, collarless teeshirt, (fag packet up sleeve)  tracky bottoms and trainers in all weathers.

He is never wrong, but he wins all his arguments by shouting louder than anyone else. Every other word he uses is a swear word, and he thinks that breaking wind loudly in public is not only acceptable, but is actually enhanced by the fact that he is holding someones head close to his bottom, (I know, I was that soldier) or by a tough guy comment along the lines of "Gerrout and walk, you bastard." 

Barry was dispicable, and to me as a 17 year old, he was also quite scary. (Especially when he shouted, or got me in an armlock, or sat on my head and farted) but, he did have one redeeming feature. He used to play snooker for money, and I could beat him at snooker....


If you wanted to play big Barry at snooker, you first had to coax him out of the bookies.


In those days, betting shops seemed to me to be pretty grim places, and the one in Laughton Common was no exception. A shabby brick shell containing one small drab windowless room. There were newspapers on the walls, a stark wooden bench in the middle of the floor, a solitary speaker that hissed and crackled above your head, and a high counter topped by stout iron railings.

There seemed to be two kinds of people in the betting shop. The ones who had money to bet with, but no idea what would win the next race. They studied the newspapers intently. Then there were the ones who had no money to bet with. They knew exactly what was going to win the next race, and they paced around the room in ever increasing panic as the start time drew near.

If their selection didn't win, they would just move on to the next race, just as convinced as before that they could predict the result, but if it did win, they would spend the next few hours saying "I told you so" " didn't I tell you?" and generally cursing their bad luck in losing their money before (apparently) they suddenly knew everything.

For some reason that I never could fathom, it was against the law for the punters to watch a TV while they were in the bookies. They could have a bet and then go home and watch the race on their own telly, or they could listen to someone describing the action on the crackly speaker. but they couldn't watch a TV in the bookies.

I could be wrong, but I think it was illegal for bookies to provide drinks, food, padded seats, or creature comforts of any description, even the most basic ones like a toilet and washbasin.

Once they got to know me though, I became privy to a secret. when a televised race started, a lookout would be posted on the door and then 20 or 30 punters would squeeze behind the counter to watch a tiny little black and white portable TV.

I used to squeeze behind the counter too. Not because I had had a bet, but because I wanted to cheer Big Barry Langdon's horse on. (I think I wanted it to win even more than he did). In fact, the only two people who didn't squeeze behind the counter during a race were the lookout and one other.

Battery eyed Bob didn't like to move if he didn't have to. One look at him and you would understand why. He  just couldn't spare the energy...


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« Reply #1986 on: June 15, 2008, 04:34:29 PM »

Because of a topographical (is that a word) quirk, the girls can't get freeview telly through the TV aerial, so I came up with the brilliant idea of letting them have my old Sky box and connecting it to my Sky dish. That way, they can watch the free view channels via satellite, and topography be damned.

Well I did it and it works great, except there is no channel 4 or channel 5. It's just not listed.

What's up with that?
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« Reply #1987 on: June 15, 2008, 08:13:01 PM »

Because of a topographical (is that a word) quirk, the girls can't get freeview telly through the TV aerial, so I came up with the brilliant idea of letting them have my old Sky box and connecting it to my Sky dish. That way, they can watch the free view channels via satellite, and topography be damned.

Well I did it and it works great, except there is no channel 4 or channel 5. It's just not listed.

What's up with that?
You need a FREESAT viewing card which Sky will sell you for about £25 i think, that will open up the "Free" channels.
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« Reply #1988 on: June 15, 2008, 08:13:55 PM »

Do you still have an old Sky card? Put it in their Sky digibox and Ch4 will probably work again.

That's the difference between a FTA (free to air) and FTV (free to view) channel. Ch4 is FTV currently but due to go FTA sometime between now and October when their contract with Sky expires.

You can get Ch4 as FTA right now if you tune it in specifically. Google 'Ch4 8850 FTA' for the full gory details.
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« Reply #1989 on: June 15, 2008, 08:31:06 PM »

Do you still have an old Sky card? Put it in their Sky digibox and Ch4 will probably work again.

That's the difference between a FTA (free to air) and FTV (free to view) channel. Ch4 is FTV currently but due to go FTA sometime between now and October when their contract with Sky expires.

You can get Ch4 as FTA right now if you tune it in specifically. Google 'Ch4 8850 FTA' for the full gory details.

Thanks.What about channel 5?
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« Reply #1990 on: June 15, 2008, 09:12:34 PM »

Same.
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« Reply #1991 on: June 15, 2008, 09:49:01 PM »

Hi Red, I'm enjoying reading your diary.
Did you manage to finish the Red Dog book?

Andrew
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« Reply #1992 on: June 15, 2008, 09:53:10 PM »

Hi Red, I'm enjoying reading your diary.
Did you manage to finish the Red Dog book?

Andrew

Yes mate. Enjoyed it. Thanks very much.

Will you be at Bristol next week?
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« Reply #1993 on: June 15, 2008, 10:15:47 PM »

Hi Red, I'm enjoying reading your diary.
Did you manage to finish the Red Dog book?

Andrew

Yes mate. Enjoyed it. Thanks very much.

Will you be at Bristol next week?

Unfortunately work is getting in the way. Probably wont get to play again until the Broadway fessie.
Good luck if you're there.
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« Reply #1994 on: June 16, 2008, 12:14:30 AM »

I've been watching Andrew Marr's "History if Britain" series, and somehow I've missed episode 4 (The 70s) Does anyone know where I can stream it please?
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