Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary

Quote from: RED-DOG on June 17, 2009, 08:02:02 AM

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Quote from: RED-DOG on June 16, 2009, 05:03:46 PM

Look carefully at the picture. Right near the top of the railings, you can just about see her silhouette behind the curtains. Can't you just feel her eyes on you, willing you to break down the door, take her in your arms, and carry her off into the moonlight?

Hmmm, perhaps it's just me then.....

It must be just you on this one

Because I rescued that one last year

Unless he's just replaced her from "Damsels in Distress R Us" ?


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« Reply #6001 on: June 17, 2009, 10:11:20 AM »

She may be with you now, but it's me she really wants.


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« Reply #6002 on: June 17, 2009, 10:48:44 AM »

I get up early some mornings and watch blonde as it slowly comes to life.

One by one you log on and idly browse the boards as you drink your tea, smoke your fags, stretch, yawn, and scratch your naughty bits when you think I'm not looking.

PS- Claire Macgregor! Stop that at once. I'm sure it's illegal


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« Reply #6003 on: June 17, 2009, 10:50:12 AM »

lmao - was picking a spot on my head and worried for a minute I had my webcam on!


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« Reply #6004 on: June 17, 2009, 10:53:52 AM »

lmao - was picking a spot on my head and worried for a minute I had my webcam on!

Yes, of course, a spot on your head.

(Don't worry, it will be our little secret)


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« Reply #6005 on: June 17, 2009, 10:55:08 AM »

lmao - was picking a spot on my head and worried for a minute I had my webcam on!

Yes, of course, a spot on your head.

(Don't worry, it will be our little secret)


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« Reply #6006 on: June 17, 2009, 11:40:46 AM »

lmao - was picking a spot on my head and worried for a minute I had my webcam on!

Yes, of course, a spot on your head.

(Don't worry, it will be our little secret)

FFS! I thought you only did that kind of thing in public. Sad state of affairs to hear you've gone all private on us.


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« Reply #6007 on: June 17, 2009, 11:47:47 AM »

lmao - was picking a spot on my head and worried for a minute I had my webcam on!

Yes, of course, a spot on your head.

(Don't worry, it will be our little secret)

FFS! I thought you only did that kind of thing in public. Sad state of affairs to hear you've gone all private on us.

nah spot picking and nose picking only in private. Unless I'm sat in traffic in my car. for some reason I forget sometimes that the windows are see-through.....


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« Reply #6008 on: June 17, 2009, 11:51:12 AM »

lmao - was picking a spot on my head and worried for a minute I had my webcam on!

Yes, of course, a spot on your head.

(Don't worry, it will be our little secret)

FFS! I thought you only did that kind of thing in public. Sad state of affairs to hear you've gone all private on us.

nah spot picking and nose picking only in private. Unless I'm sat in traffic in my car. for some reason I forget sometimes that the windows are see-through.....

Oh God! Nose picking. One of lifes most underrated pleasures. Do you have a bogey collection in your car, or is that just me?


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« Reply #6009 on: June 17, 2009, 11:52:02 AM »

lmao - was picking a spot on my head and worried for a minute I had my webcam on!

Yes, of course, a spot on your head.

(Don't worry, it will be our little secret)

FFS! I thought you only did that kind of thing in public. Sad state of affairs to hear you've gone all private on us.

nah spot picking and nose picking only in private. Unless I'm sat in traffic in my car. for some reason I forget sometimes that the windows are see-through.....

Oh God! Nose picking. One of lifes most underrated pleasures. Do you have a bogey collection in your car, or is that just me?

And they're off!


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« Reply #6010 on: June 17, 2009, 11:54:02 AM »

lmao - was picking a spot on my head and worried for a minute I had my webcam on!

Yes, of course, a spot on your head.

(Don't worry, it will be our little secret)

FFS! I thought you only did that kind of thing in public. Sad state of affairs to hear you've gone all private on us.

nah spot picking and nose picking only in private. Unless I'm sat in traffic in my car. for some reason I forget sometimes that the windows are see-through.....

Oh God! Nose picking. One of lifes most underrated pleasures. Do you have a bogey collection in your car, or is that just me?

nah i flick 'em out the window usually


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Quote from: Claw75 on June 17, 2009, 11:54:02 AM

« Reply #6011 on: June 17, 2009, 11:56:40 AM »

lmao - was picking a spot on my head and worried for a minute I had my webcam on!

Yes, of course, a spot on your head.

(Don't worry, it will be our little secret)

FFS! I thought you only did that kind of thing in public. Sad state of affairs to hear you've gone all private on us.

nah spot picking and nose picking only in private. Unless I'm sat in traffic in my car. for some reason I forget sometimes that the windows are see-through.....

Oh God! Nose picking. One of lifes most underrated pleasures. Do you have a bogey collection in your car, or is that just me?

nah i flick 'em out the window usually

What about those really sticky ones though?


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Quote from: RED-DOG on June 17, 2009, 11:56:40 AM

« Reply #6012 on: June 17, 2009, 12:00:29 PM »

Quote from: Claw75 on June 17, 2009, 11:54:02 AM

lmao - was picking a spot on my head and worried for a minute I had my webcam on!

Yes, of course, a spot on your head.

(Don't worry, it will be our little secret)

FFS! I thought you only did that kind of thing in public. Sad state of affairs to hear you've gone all private on us.

nah spot picking and nose picking only in private. Unless I'm sat in traffic in my car. for some reason I forget sometimes that the windows are see-through.....

Oh God! Nose picking. One of lifes most underrated pleasures. Do you have a bogey collection in your car, or is that just me?

nah i flick 'em out the window usually

What about those really sticky ones though?

tissue, obv!


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« Reply #6013 on: June 17, 2009, 12:02:02 PM »

I sort my bogies into categories.

Gritty

Elastic

Superglue

Small green pea

Cornflake


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