Glasgow Bandit's diary

[TightEnd]

Bandit, tell us what is in your cupboards and we'll give you a nice recipe for a nourishing pick-you-up meal

What are you getting to make with a Ouija board and a pile of betting slips, Tighty?

Have google and Nigella Lawson's book, will get creative

albiet with no heating, hot water or power!!

[boldie]

[Feck even my tell has broke, well not the tell the remote

PMSL, you mean you have to get up of the sofa to change the channel?   

You've not met Bandit, have you? Let's just say the man is not the posterboy for excersize and healthy living. Unless it's Domino's delivering a pizza he ain't getting up for anything

Bandit..this thread made my night mate..honest to God it has. Try to get your arse through to Edinburgh for the GBPT and I'll buy you a few drinks.

[GlasgowBandit]

[Feck even my tell has broke, well not the tell the remote

PMSL, you mean you have to get up of the sofa to change the channel?   

No the pictures stuck on cinema and i can't find any buttons on the telly.

[TightEnd]

[Feck even my tell has broke, well not the tell the remote

PMSL, you mean you have to get up of the sofa to change the channel?   

No the pictures stuck on cinema and i can't find any buttons on the telly.

underneath the screen. Possiblly hiding beneath a dark cover that needs opening. Failing that on the side, again possibly hiding awkwardly.

[Graham C]

lolololol gets better and better

zero sympathy

[AllInKev]

I dont normally comment on threads - but this is absolute genuis!

Good work to all involved!

Kev

[GlasgowBandit]

[Feck even my tell has broke, well not the tell the remote

PMSL, you mean you have to get up of the sofa to change the channel?   

No the pictures stuck on cinema and i can't find any buttons on the telly.

underneath the screen. Possiblly hiding beneath a dark cover that needs opening. Failing that on the side, again possibly hiding awkwardly.

Genius, found the volume button.  I can deal with the picture being stuck on cinema for now.

Hows your plumbing skills? 

[TightEnd]

go on, try us

Firstly, look up "stopcock" on google

[TightEnd]

p.s Bandit..does your mum go away often?

[GlasgowBandit]

p.s Bandit..does your mum go away often?

No.

[Ironside]

[Feck even my tell has broke, well not the tell the remote

PMSL, you mean you have to get up of the sofa to change the channel?   

No the pictures stuck on cinema and i can't find any buttons on the telly.

underneath the screen. Possiblly hiding beneath a dark cover that needs opening. Failing that on the side, again possibly hiding awkwardly.

Genius, found the volume button.  I can deal with the picture being stuck on cinema for now.

Hows your plumbing skills? 

send sark a PM he is local

[Ukgatsby]

Wouldn't feel so bad if I had left any cash in any other accounts or had managed to transfer ££ into my debit account yesterday.

Bandit..sorry...but you're one of a kind!!

Tighty, I am having a new kitchen fitted, I have no hot water my heating is turned off and I smell my only source of entertainment tonight was online poker.  Feck even my tell has broke, well not the tell the remote and to top it all of my old dear is away to spain for a week I haven't had a hot meal for 3 days!!

I am entitled to be pissed off.  Ohh and I have just ran out of milk because I dropped the carton over the floor and the shop is shut although its supposed to be open till 9:30.

Couldnt you have went to Hills shop and got a cup of coffee and a choc bar and asked them to amend your voucher for the cost

[suzanne]

Wouldn't feel so bad if I had left any cash in any other accounts or had managed to transfer ££ into my debit account yesterday.

Bandit..sorry...but you're one of a kind!!

Tighty, I am having a new kitchen fitted, I have no hot water my heating is turned off and I smell my only source of entertainment tonight was online poker.  Feck even my tell has broke, well not the tell the remote and to top it all of my old dear is away to spain for a week I haven't had a hot meal for 3 days!!

I am entitled to be pissed off.  Ohh and I have just ran out of milk because I dropped the carton over the floor and the shop is shut although its supposed to be open till 9:30.

 

[celtic]

Do you think we should phone social services and advise them that a young vulnerable person has been left 'home alone' whilst his mum is jollying it up in spain?

i've read these kind of stories before. Not nice.

[Rookie (Rodney)]

Class thread.