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« Reply #90 on: July 01, 2008, 08:06:03 AM »
Quote from: GlasgowBandit on July 01, 2008, 06:56:40 AM
FK my life!

She's away on holiday the day again, get ready for another installment of Bandit goes bonkers.

This time I am looking after my aunties dog as well, as she is also on holiday. 

Lets hope this week goes much better than the last time.

..Bandit being left by himself and put in charge of a living being?

I can't wait.

Write a diary mate!
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« Reply #91 on: July 01, 2008, 08:11:37 AM »
someone call the emergency services and forewarn them please
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« Reply #92 on: July 01, 2008, 09:01:56 AM »
 

The next week should be interesting
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« Reply #93 on: July 01, 2008, 09:19:15 AM »
good luck Bandit!  If you need any cooking advice, CIA is your man thumbs up
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« Reply #94 on: July 01, 2008, 09:24:34 AM »
He's a master with the taco...kind of.
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« Reply #95 on: July 01, 2008, 07:28:35 PM »
"First peel your dog"
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« Reply #96 on: July 01, 2008, 07:42:08 PM »
looking forward to this

 
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« Reply #97 on: July 01, 2008, 07:52:21 PM »
Quote from: gatso on July 01, 2008, 07:42:08 PM
looking forward to this

 
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« Reply #98 on: July 01, 2008, 08:11:19 PM »
I'm hungry Smiley

I've managed to feed the 2 dogs, good start eh? Tired the day, stayed up later than normal last night watching that new crime drama on BBC 1 quality stuff it was.  There has been no major catastrophe to report yet apart from the fact I managed to do 3 buy ins at 25c/50c PLO I may post some of the hands for analysis later, but not much needed tbh just generally being turned over by iPoker retards.

I'm playing 50c/$1 and running god making some inroads into those losses Smiley  Also took down one of those $10 30 man things.  so slowly getting back my dosh.

Once I break even I'll have a piece and pot noodle for dinner.
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« Reply #99 on: July 01, 2008, 09:46:24 PM »
Quote from: GlasgowBandit on July 01, 2008, 08:11:19 PM
I'm hungry Smiley

I've managed to feed the 2 dogs, good start eh? Tired the day, stayed up later than normal last night watching that new crime drama on BBC 1 quality stuff it was.  There has been no major catastrophe to report yet apart from the fact I managed to do 3 buy ins at 25c/50c PLO I may post some of the hands for analysis later, but not much needed tbh just generally being turned over by iPoker retards.

I'm playing 50c/$1 and running god making some inroads into those losses Smiley  Also took down one of those $10 30 man things.  so slowly getting back my dosh.

Once I break even I'll have a piece and pot noodle for dinner.


That's a pot noodle sandwich for anyone that had no idea
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« Reply #100 on: July 01, 2008, 09:52:47 PM »
Quote from: Newmanseye on July 01, 2008, 09:46:24 PM
Quote from: GlasgowBandit on July 01, 2008, 08:11:19 PM
I'm hungry Smiley

I've managed to feed the 2 dogs, good start eh? Tired the day, stayed up later than normal last night watching that new crime drama on BBC 1 quality stuff it was.  There has been no major catastrophe to report yet apart from the fact I managed to do 3 buy ins at 25c/50c PLO I may post some of the hands for analysis later, but not much needed tbh just generally being turned over by iPoker retards.

I'm playing 50c/$1 and running god making some inroads into those losses Smiley  Also took down one of those $10 30 man things.  so slowly getting back my dosh.

Once I break even I'll have a piece and pot noodle for dinner.


That's a pot noodle sandwich for anyone that had no idea

Eh?

Still haven't had it. Fkin retard on my right is calling every pre flop bet and potting the flop.  Everytime i pick up a hand he seems to outdraw me.
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« Reply #101 on: July 01, 2008, 10:01:42 PM »
please don't starve to death on the offchance you don't break even Smiley
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« Reply #102 on: July 01, 2008, 10:03:49 PM »
Quote from: Claw75 on July 01, 2008, 10:01:42 PM
please don't starve to death on the offchance you don't break even Smiley

Dont worry Clare, Bandit has been storing food for the famine, he can afford to miss a meal or 2
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« Reply #103 on: July 01, 2008, 10:41:45 PM »
Fuck it! Get myself almost level pegging for the night and then I get my aces turned over my AK
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« Reply #104 on: July 02, 2008, 08:42:07 AM »
Quote from: Newmanseye on July 01, 2008, 10:03:49 PM
Quote from: Claw75 on July 01, 2008, 10:01:42 PM
please don't starve to death on the offchance you don't break even Smiley

Dont worry Clare, Bandit has been storing food for the famine, he can afford to miss a meal or 2

You're not wrong. lol

If Bandit decides to only eat when he wins at poker he'll lose weight faster than Snatty Smiley
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