Glasgow Bandit's diary

[Royal Flush]

I leave for a few hours and it just gets better!


My suggestion, join a religion than believes in reincarnation, top yourself, hope your new faith is correct, start life all over.

[Horneris]

Oh My God. Only just seen this thread, its absolutey fantastic.

I thought i was a degen, but Glasgow, youre magnificent.

Put the £80 on a 6 team acca, you know you want to imo.

[taximan007]

This thread was just so good. Thank You.

[LeKnave]

 

[Geo the Sarge]

 

Pure class

Geo

[redsimon]

Oh My God. Only just seen this thread, its absolutey fantastic.

I thought i was a degen, but Glasgow, youre magnificent.

Put the £80 on a 6 team acca, you know you want to imo.

Please include Swansea at Forest in the acca GB

[bhoywonder]

i feel honoured to have sat at the same poker table as yourself gary


youre a bloody leg end

[GlasgowBandit]

Things just get better, I stayed in last night like a good boy despite being so tempted to go and play the £20 rebuy at Cincinnati.  I thought get an early night and up for work blah blah you know how these things go.  The heating and water was back on yesterday, plumber and tiler came out and got things going again.  They left after an hour having put up 7 tiles.  Its a good job I'm not paying for this work to be done or these jokers wouldn't be getting paid.

Anyway in my bed for 11, I get woke up by the dog at around back of 1 needing the toilet.  I knew I shouldnt have given him pizza with jalapenos on it.  So we went for a short walk he done his stuff and we came back he decided he wasn't coming back in.  As much as I love the poor thing he would try the patience of a saint took me 40 minutes to coax him back in the house eventually task complete I went back to bed.  woke up at the back of 3 place was freezing.  Heating gone again went to the kitchen for a drink, went ti turn the tap on for some water there was a clunking noice and the water gushed out and then stopped.  Great no water again!!!  Only this time I have no hot or cold. 

I am really pissed off now, I'll need to phone in and get an emergency holiday for this morning/day and try and get hold of the plumber dude.  I don't even have his number.  Guess i'll need to phone my Mam in benidorm.  Suppose on the plus side I can keep upto date with the blonde EPT update. 

[boldie]

Things just get better, I stayed in last night like a good boy despite being so tempted to go and play the £20 rebuy at Cincinnati.  I thought get an early night and up for work blah blah you know how these things go.  The heating and water was back on yesterday, plumber and tiler came out and got things going again.  They left after an hour having put up 7 tiles.  Its a good job I'm not paying for this work to be done or these jokers wouldn't be getting paid.

Anyway in my bed for 11, I get woke up by the dog at around back of 1 needing the toilet.  I knew I shouldnt have given him pizza with jalapenos on it.  So we went for a short walk he done his stuff and we came back he decided he wasn't coming back in.  As much as I love the poor thing he would try the patience of a saint took me 40 minutes to coax him back in the house eventually task complete I went back to bed.  woke up at the back of 3 place was freezing.  Heating gone again went to the kitchen for a drink, went ti turn the tap on for some water there was a clunking noice and the water gushed out and then stopped.  Great no water again!!!  Only this time I have no hot or cold. 

I am really pissed off now, I'll need to phone in and get an emergency holiday for this morning/day and try and get hold of the plumber dude.  I don't even have his number.  Guess i'll need to phone my Mam in benidorm.  Suppose on the plus side I can keep upto date with the blonde EPT update. 

Untill the power runs out

[taximan007]

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[Snatiramas]

Do you think we should phone social services and advise them that a young vulnerable person has been left 'home alone' whilst his mum is jollying it up in spain?

i've read these kind of stories before. Not nice.

Yeah but Vinni just think, he could set fire to the flat whilst huddling aound a candle trying to keep warm. We could sell the movie rights and call it

Smokey and the Bandit

[Laxie]

At least he's finally found a 'plus side'.  Nice to see you're a 'glass half full' kind of guy   

[boldie]

At least he's finally found a 'plus side'.  Nice to see you're a 'glass half full' kind of guy   

Oh yeah..if anyone can sniff out a glass that's still half full, it's Bandit

[tikay]

At least he's finally found a 'plus side'.  Nice to see you're a 'glass half full' kind of guy   

Oh yeah..if anyone can sniff out a gass that's still half full, it's Bandit

He sniffs gass? That'd explain a lot.

[GlasgowBandit]

At least he's finally found a 'plus side'.  Nice to see you're a 'glass half full' kind of guy   

Oh yeah..if anyone can sniff out a gass that's still half full, it's Bandit

He sniffs gass? That'd explain a lot.

I much prefer nail varnish.