Pokerstars.com EPT Copenhagen - Final Day

[danafish]

This time Soren calls Tim's 180k button raise.

- they both go all in!  No, they don't. They both check.
They also check the  turn and the river. Soren wins, probably.

[Djinn]

110k raise preflop, called by Tim... The flop came raggy, disconnected etc.
Check to Soren, who quickly moves all in... "Got a hand, huh?" asks Tim... and gets an answer, presumably inaudible to the rest of them - he folds.
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6.2 million DKK on the line, and Tim has moved his virtual music shuffle on to "Ti - i i i ime, is on my side - yes it is!" which doesn't seem to be the case seeing as the blinds might make 50k/100k before this is over. 
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[Djinn]

They limp check check check until the board is 2-3-2-7-K.

Tim says "I can't win," and flips Ten high.   He wins.

[danafish]

Vance - 3,690,000
Jensen - 910,000

See, I can't even be bothered typing their full names any more.

[danafish]

--------15 minute break-------

[WarBwastard]

Can you do updates on the break instead?  What are people talking about?  What drinks are being ordered and who is wearing the most fetching frock?

[danafish]

Can you do updates on the break instead?  What are people talking about?  What drinks are being ordered and who is wearing the most fetching frock?

Four frustration beers have been ordered for me, Jen, Mike Lacey and Kristen assortedly, at a cost of DKK 240, or around 25 quid.

No amusing frocks spotted, but we are offering Rury from Sik Tilt a sum of kroner to become the first ever EPT streaker, in an effort to move the action along.

[WarBwastard]

Can you do updates on the break instead?  What are people talking about?  What drinks are being ordered and who is wearing the most fetching frock?

Four frustration beers have been ordered for me, Jen, Mike Lacey and Kristen assortedly, at a cost of DKK 240, or around 25 quid.

No amusing frocks spotted, but we are offering Rury from Sik Tilt a sum of kroner to become the first ever EPT streaker, in an effort to move the action along.

25 quid for four beers?  No wonder they're called frustration beers.

[danafish]

Can you do updates on the break instead?  What are people talking about?  What drinks are being ordered and who is wearing the most fetching frock?

Four frustration beers have been ordered for me, Jen, Mike Lacey and Kristen assortedly, at a cost of DKK 240, or around 25 quid.

No amusing frocks spotted, but we are offering Rury from Sik Tilt a sum of kroner to become the first ever EPT streaker, in an effort to move the action along.

25 quid for four beers?  No wonder they're called frustration beers.

WORTH EVERY PENNY

[danafish]

Blinds are now 50k/100k, by the way. Our tournament clock doesn't even have that level on it.

[Djinn]

Soren Jensen raises to 150k before realising the blinds have gone up to 50k/100k and making it 200k.  There is some confusion, actually - it may have been meant to be 150k more - in which case Tim is throwing his toys out of the pram saying, "I'll have to reconsider my call."  He calls.

Flop:    Tim checks, Soren declared all in immediately.  "The King don't worry you at all, huh?  I call."

Soren shows
Tim shows

Turn:   The crowd half-groans and half-cheers
River:   Soren, having gotten it all in behind, ends up with a full house and a stack approaching that of Tim Vance.  OMG.

[danafish]

Photos Taken While Standing On A Chair After I Sprinted Into The Casino For Nothing:




I think this one, for all its blurriness, adequately captures the emotions of both players. Soren - grandstandtastic. Tim - throwing hat on floor.

[WarBwastard]

Just seen shot of press room on live feed 

Poor lambs.

[danafish]

LONGEST        HEADS UP      EVER

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[danafish]

Just seen shot of press room on live feed 

Poor lambs.

When I've finished my frustration beer I'm eating the glass.