Pokerstars.com EPT Warsaw: Day 1B - Interactive

[NoflopsHomer]

Greg Raymer is out and there's a distinct lack of sock 'n' sandals in the tournament now.

[Djinn]

Thanks! By the way, I think you have to renew your tax disc. They sent you a letter. Also you have interesting looking post from the Inland Revenue. I've been eyeing up all your mail, holding it to the light and so on.

Can I open your mail while you're away? I don't have any mail.

Oh dear both of those things sound bad.  I bet if you look out the window my car has been clamped, plus I've probably had my identity stolen while I've been away, and have accidentally called Bermuda on my mobile meaning another huge bill for me will arrive while I'm in sunny Poland.  I don't want to think about it.  Let me just get back to the escapist wonder of the poker tournament circuit I love so well...

You can open my mail as long as you pay whatever they want inside.

[danafish]

If you like I can report your car stolen. Then you won't have to pay the road tax. I'll paint it grey so they won't see it parked on the road.

[Legume]

I've got your Orange bill that arrived today. I won't open it.

[NoflopsHomer]

I've got your Orange bill that arrived today. I won't open it.

I've got a Vodafone one that I haven't opened yet, any volunteers?

[booder]

I've got your Orange bill that arrived today. I won't open it.

I've got a Vodafone one that I haven't opened yet, any volunteers?

doesn't your butler open your mail ?

[Djinn]

A heads up raised (possibly re-raised) pot preflop comes to its betting conclusion on a flop.  The gent pictured, I believe one Marcin Horecki, bets out, then Luis Sevilla moves all-in, called.  This is not a small pot, by the way, and I wasn't surprised to hear tablemate Rolf Slotboom pipe up, "One of them has Aces.  Him.  He has Aces."

Yes, Sevilla has
Horecki shows: 

Turn:    (a collective wince is shared by the table)
River:

[Legume]

She's busy updating in Warsaw.

[Djinn]

Andrzej Sapinski (pictured) doubles up with vs. the , which raised preflop and then called the 2,750 on top which Sapinski had left to bet.  A calm race, with few words, and no visible emotion from either player.  But the cards were on their backs, so I recorded them.

[boldie]

If you like I can report your car stolen. Then you won't have to pay the road tax. I'll paint it grey so they won't see it parked on the road.

you could just set it on fire and claim the insurance for it..and just tell Jen the DVLA scrapped it

[NoflopsHomer]

Andy Black is on crack. Well, he's not, but he's like a giddy schoolgirl or maybe he's had a shandy or two already, but either way he's bouncing around off the walls or something.

"Wake up Andy! Can you remember your name?" he bizarrely says.

Then, for no forseeable reason, he let out a yell then went off for a few minutes, presuambly to smoke before coming back saying, "Ok let's go you sons of bitches!!"

Then just to add a catalyst to this process, Thiomas Walroos plonked his stack down next to Andy's. A brief exchange of niceties but hopefully fireworks will follow.

[NoflopsHomer]

She's busy updating in Warsaw.

She does brush my shoes while she's here. May have to let her go unless the attitude improves though.

[NoflopsHomer]

Pascal Perrault face turns into a grimace when his opponent leads out for 4,000 into a 6,500 pot on the river of a board, it's almost half the Frenchman's remaining chips, and he really didn't like the river. So much so, he gives up his , his opponent shows for a well-timed bluff.



Sorrel Mizzi, who is also in this photo, just doubled up through William Thorson, with vs on a .

[Djinn]

Slightly odd exit of a player my list says is/was Lex Veldhuis.  In any case, he was sitting in seat 8/9 Table 3, and had called Theo Jorgensen's raise to 700 preflop, along with under the gun limper Blair Smith.  See, this hand is already a bit weird. 
Flop:    Now double check to Veldhuis (probably) who bet out 2,400.  Smith seemed to have instantly lost all interest in the hand and passed, but Jorgensen then promptly moved in on him.  His stack was covered (around 7 or 8k more to go), but he called all-in faster than one would normally expect, saying, "I hope you don't have Queens," and showing .
Jorgensen showed: 

Turn:
River:

So down one more player, and one more doubled stack.

[NoflopsHomer]

This guy is apparently a Polish rapper.



We think he also has a couple of 'ladies' with him. Though the ladies seem to have been pneumatically enhanced...