The WHINGE thread ... (sponsored by Arsene Wenger)

[SuffolkPunch]

So I had 4 sports bets tonight.

Azerbaijan to beat Liechtenstein - good bet me, result 0-0
Russia to beat Wales by 2 goals - final score 2-1 - good bet me
LAID San Marino v Poland 2-0 - final score 2-0 - good bet me
England to win, draw no bet - result - England win - wooo

Did my bollocks laying the 2-0   gutted.

Bet you didn't think that would happen

[Graham C]

funnily enough I didn't

Everyone beats San Marino about 8-0, Poland are bobbins.

4 team acca on the games tonight with my last fiver.  USA, Argentina, Brazil and Mexico.  If they don't all win, I'm done at Betfair for a few months.

[AndrewT]

I haven't used my Neteller account in about a year and a half, but needed to use it to get money off a couple of new sites I've been using.

I'm sure that the fee for withdrawing from Neteller used to be £1. Nearly fell off my chair when I saw it's now a fiver. A fiver, to get at my own money.

gg Neteller

[sharky_uk]

Nothing for 2nd. Sigh......

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[Pelham Boy]

Playing a MTT,down to the last 15. I raise from mp with  there's a re-raise and a re re-raise behind me. I get dealt aces the next TWO hands,i make the same size raise and everyone folds. FML.   

[Graham C]

FFS,

Just got in, popped up stairs and the bloody Jehovah Witness woman has popped round, the missus has invited her in - WTF???

[AlexMartin]

***** Hand History for Game 418105131 *****
$500.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, September 24, 04:34:55 ET 2008
Table Nitrogen 04 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: shimmy ( $2520.58 USD )
Seat 2: JammyJenny ( $462.56 USD )
Seat 3: newstyle30 ( $500.00 USD )
Seat 4: Imotheb ( $685.10 USD )
Seat 5: Kleriker ( $331.94 USD )
Seat 6: stuavfc ( $457.75 USD )
JammyJenny posts small blind [$2.50 USD].
newstyle30 posts big blind [$5.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to JammyJenny [  ]
Imotheb raises [$17.50 USD]
Kleriker calls [$17.50 USD]
stuavfc calls [$17.50 USD]
shimmy folds
JammyJenny raises [$57.50 USD]
newstyle30 folds
Imotheb calls [$42.50 USD]
Kleriker calls [$42.50 USD]
stuavfc calls [$42.50 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ , , ]
JammyJenny bets [$125.00 USD]
Imotheb folds
Kleriker folds
stuavfc calls [$125.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ ]
JammyJenny bets [$277.56 USD]
stuavfc calls [$272.75 USD]
JammyJenny wins $4.81 USD
JammyJenny shows [, ]
stuavfc shows [, ]
** Dealing River ** [ ]
stuavfc wins $1037.50 USD from main pot

well played sir! i bet he screamed "fk your life"

[Robert HM]

FFS,

Just got in, popped up stairs and the bloody Jehovah Witness woman has popped round, the missus has invited her in - WTF???

Bad beat City

[Graham C]

The JW's are just the last of a bad run in my life.

Yesterday I banged my head just above my eye on the car door and when washing up a can for the recycling, I put my hand inside and wiped it vigourously round the inside of the tin only to then realise it had an inner 'lip' where the tin opened.  Needless to say that it dug chunks out of two of my fingers.  Didn't stop bleeding until about 4pm today!   The plaster box has been on call.  Both the head and the chopping off of fingers really hurt, don't try it at home.

[celtic]

FFS,

Just got in, popped up stairs and the bloody Jehovah Witness woman has popped round, the missus has invited her in - WTF???

has she gone yet?

[Graham C]

The wife or the JW

Thankfully yes, she (the JW) only stayed about 30 mins.  I managed to busy myself donating on Full Tilt.

[gatso]

The JW's are just the last of a bad run in my life.

Yesterday I banged my head just above my eye on the car door and when washing up a can for the recycling, I put my hand inside and wiped it vigourously round the inside of the tin only to then realise it had an inner 'lip' where the tin opened.  Needless to say that it dug chunks out of two of my fingers.  Didn't stop bleeding until about 4pm today!   The plaster box has been on call.  Both the head and the chopping off of fingers really hurt, don't try it at home.

now you're getting the hang of this thread. good stuff, keep it coming.

do you see how much more interesting that is than the HH posted above that you probs didn't bother reading anyway?

shocking bad beat with the JWs, inviting them in is mega -ev

[suzanne]

Been scammed twice in the same week for £350 amd £92 :-(

[Longy]

How do you win at poker again? I have forgot.

[booder]

40 left from 280      20 seats into next round value $44 each

i run good



Game #8008009344: CPC Lite GIVEAWAY (ID8293063) 50MPP+0MPP - Hold'em NL (150/300) - 2008/10/11 - 22:56:13 (UK)
Table "8293063 - 9" Seat 7 is the button.
Seat 1: Dereham (7630 in chips)
Seat 2: Jimi_good (4752 in chips)
Seat 3: Trevgb sits out
Seat 4: Bubble21 (8116 in chips)
Seat 5: Harjit002 sits out
Seat 6: Lukiboy (17758 in chips)
Seat 7: Manxwilly sits out
Seat 8: Sukhv2105 (1710 in chips)
Seat 9: Lucylee (5586 in chips)
Seat 10: Juanm0908 sits out
Sukhv2105: posts small blind 150
Lucylee: posts big blind 300
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Dereham [ ]
Juanm0908: folds
Dereham: raises to 900
Jimi_good: raises to 4752 and is all-in
Trevgb: folds
Bubble21: folds
Harjit002: folds
Lukiboy: folds
Manxwilly: folds
Sukhv2105: folds
Lucylee: folds
Dereham: calls 3852
----- FLOP ----- [ ]
----- TURN ----- [ ][]
----- RIVER ----- [ ][]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Jimi_good: shows [ ] (A Straight, Five high)
Dereham: shows [ ] (Two Pairs, Kings and Twos, Ace high)
Jimi_good collected 9954 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot 9954 Main pot 9954 Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: Dereham showed [ ] and lost with Two Pairs, Kings and Twos, Ace high
Seat 2: Jimi_good showed [ ] and won (9954) with A Straight, Five high
Seat 3: Trevgb folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Bubble21 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Harjit002 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Lukiboy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Manxwilly (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Sukhv2105 (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Lucylee (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

then couple of hands later he finishes me off

Game #8008010084: CPC Lite GIVEAWAY (ID8293063) 50MPP+0MPP - Hold'em NL (150/300) - 2008/10/11 - 22:57:51 (UK)
Table "8293063 - 9" Seat 1 is the button.
Seat 1: Dereham (7166 in chips)
Seat 2: Jimi_good (7376 in chips)
Seat 3: Trevgb sits out
Seat 4: Bubble21 (8116 in chips)
Seat 5: Harjit002 sits out
Seat 6: Lukiboy (17758 in chips)
Seat 7: Manxwilly sits out
Seat 9: Lucylee (5136 in chips)
Jimi_good: posts the ante 25
Trevgb: posts the ante 25
Bubble21: posts the ante 25
Harjit002: posts the ante 25
Lukiboy: posts the ante 25
Manxwilly: posts the ante 25
Lucylee: posts the ante 25
Dereham: posts the ante 25
Jimi_good: posts small blind 150
Trevgb: posts big blind 300
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Dereham [ ]
Bubble21: folds
Harjit002: folds
Lukiboy: folds
Manxwilly: folds
Lucylee: calls 300
Dereham: calls 300
Jimi_good: raises to 7351 and is all-in
Trevgb: folds
Lucylee: folds
Dereham: is all-in 6841
Returned uncalled bets 210 to Jimi_good
----- FLOP ----- [ ]
----- TURN ----- [ ][]
----- RIVER ----- [ ][]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Jimi_good: shows [ ] (A Straight, Six high)
Dereham: shows [ ] (A Straight, Five high)
Jimi_good collected 15082 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot 15082 Main pot 15082 Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: Dereham (button) showed [ ] and lost with A Straight, Five high
Seat 2: Jimi_good (small blind) showed [ ] and won (15082) with A Straight, Six high
Seat 3: Trevgb (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Bubble21 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Harjit002 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Lukiboy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Manxwilly folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Lucylee folded before Flop (didn't bet)