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« Reply #45 on: April 21, 2008, 11:20:43 PM »

there's no way in this world that Dana didn't stick him with a needle when he wasn't looking

That's most unfair.

Couldn't get him to drink enough to enable me to poke the cyst without him noticing. Sad

so has he squeezed it yet?  No way I could hold out that long.
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« Reply #46 on: April 21, 2008, 11:47:09 PM »

Not for the faint at heart . . .
There's a relatively tough capsule under there!
DO NOT SQUEEZE, PLEASE!



OK... as you were!
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« Reply #47 on: April 21, 2008, 11:50:43 PM »

Not for the faint at heart . . .
There's a relatively tough capsule under there!
DO NOT SQUEEZE, PLEASE!



OK... as you were!
I.L.

oooh, Dana, do that to it
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« Reply #48 on: April 21, 2008, 11:55:21 PM »


snoops, let's be serious now.

That is NOT a cyst. If it were, it should not be squeezed. Ever. Cysts do not contain pus. Cysts can only be removed by surgery.

If you think it's full of pus, it's a boil, or abcess. That can be squeezed.
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« Reply #49 on: April 21, 2008, 11:57:36 PM »

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oooh, Dana, do that to it
Finally!!!  I got through to SOMEONE!

Thanks, gatso!

WAIT!  NO!  Don't try this 'at home!'   Wink
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« Reply #50 on: April 21, 2008, 11:58:05 PM »


snoops, let's be serious now.

That is NOT a cyst. If it were, it should not be squeezed. Ever. Cysts do not contain pus. Cysts can only be removed by surgery.

If you think it's full of pus, it's a boil, or abcess. That can be squeezed.

yeah it's a boil.  squeeze it.
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« Reply #51 on: April 22, 2008, 12:01:28 AM »


snoops, let's be serious now.

That is NOT a cyst. If it were, it should not be squeezed. Ever. Cysts do not contain pus. Cysts can only be removed by surgery.

If you think it's full of pus, it's a boil, or abcess. That can be squeezed.

yeah it's a boil.  squeeze it.

don't look now but your evil streak is showing.
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« Reply #52 on: April 22, 2008, 12:02:51 AM »


snoops, let's be serious now.

That is NOT a cyst. If it were, it should not be squeezed. Ever. Cysts do not contain pus. Cysts can only be removed by surgery.

If you think it's full of pus, it's a boil, or abcess. That can be squeezed.

yeah it's a boil.  squeeze it.

I agree with Claw the Sadist.
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« Reply #53 on: April 22, 2008, 12:03:59 AM »


snoops, let's be serious now.

That is NOT a cyst. If it were, it should not be squeezed. Ever. Cysts do not contain pus. Cysts can only be removed by surgery.

If you think it's full of pus, it's a boil, or abcess. That can be squeezed.

yeah it's a boil.  squeeze it.

don't look now but your evil streak is showing.

mwahahahahaha....eh? what?
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« Reply #54 on: April 22, 2008, 12:07:26 AM »

I had a miserable time in Monte Carlo. I couldn't move an muscle without being it giving me pain or discomfort, what's more, my collar was constantly rubbing against it as I worked. It got worse over the weekend, so I went into A&E on Monday and was told it was infected. They gave me some super duper anti-biotics and some fancy dressing with iodine. I have to keep that on for a few days then go back to normal dressing. I checked it out today, and it didn't look great, but ah well, am going on holdiday to America for a fortnight tomorrow morning. Hopefully all goes well whilst I'm away, otherwise it could ruin the holiday and give me a hefty medical bill. I'm due in at the docs for a small opp to remove the cyst on May 19th. Not sure I want to get rid of it now, it made me feel wanted that this cyst chose me.
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« Reply #55 on: April 22, 2008, 12:29:33 AM »

I have to keep that on for a few days then go back to normal dressing.

so no more pink shoes?  Cry
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« Reply #56 on: April 22, 2008, 12:39:19 AM »

I have to keep that on for a few days then go back to normal dressing.

so no more pink shoes?  Cry

lol - you're on form today!
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« Reply #57 on: April 22, 2008, 12:46:53 AM »

Enjoy your holiday to America, Snoopy!
With any luck the 'airport patrol' will 'remove the concealed object' from you and it will be 'behind you' . .
Oh, wait, it already is!
Best!
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« Reply #58 on: April 22, 2008, 03:07:22 AM »

Can I still squeeze it though?
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« Reply #59 on: April 22, 2008, 03:15:58 AM »

Hope you have a great holiday
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