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« on: May 22, 2008, 12:49:38 PM »

without fail every morning at 7:00am my laptop decides to start beeping uncontrollably, invariably waking me up way too early.
I haven't had any software installed and i really dont know how to combat this. Any ideas?

Oh and thanks to google.co.uk for kindly informing me that rafe was fired last night just as i was about to watch it on iplayer. Grrrrrrrrrr
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« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2008, 12:52:31 PM »

ul.

id be ridic raging if this happened to me.
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« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2008, 12:53:49 PM »

turn it off, put it in another room, get up at 6.30, buy earplugs, mute it.

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« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2008, 12:56:41 PM »

Oh and thanks to you for kindly informing me that rafe was fired last night just as i was about to watch it on sky+. Grrrrrrrrrr
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« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2008, 12:57:50 PM »

Oh and thanks to you for kindly informing me that rafe was fired last night just as i was about to watch it on sky+. Grrrrrrrrrr

 
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« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2008, 01:08:25 PM »


Oh and thanks to google.co.uk for kindly informing me that rafe was fired last night just as i was about to watch it on iplayer. Grrrrrrrrrr


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« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2008, 01:13:44 PM »

Oh and thanks to google.co.uk for kindly informing me that rafe was fired last night just as i was about to watch it on iplayer. Grrrrrrrrrr

But Liverpool weren't even playing - why would they sack their manager during the Champion's League final?

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« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2008, 01:44:12 PM »

the club is bitter that they didnt make it, and seeing fergie celebrate was too much for the board to take.
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« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2008, 02:01:35 PM »

Oh and thanks to you for kindly informing me that rafe was fired last night just as i was about to watch it on sky+. Grrrrrrrrrr

+1. TYVM.
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« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2008, 02:05:18 PM »

A Phantom Alarm clock...isn't that Andrew Lloyd Webber giving Graham Norton a blow job in the morning?
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« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2008, 02:15:10 PM »

A Phantom Alarm clock...isn't that Andrew Lloyd Webber giving Graham Norton a blow job in the morning?

there are some images I don't need in my head. that one ranks right up there alongside Trigg in his shorts
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« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2008, 02:31:52 PM »


Oh and thanks to google.co.uk for kindly informing me that rafe was fired last night just as i was about to watch it on iplayer. Grrrrrrrrrr


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« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2008, 05:09:34 PM »

trigg you muppet
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« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2008, 05:18:38 PM »

You could always move in with Gatso, then put it in the spare room with his mobile phone, you two could then have cuddly lay in's with no interuptions.
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« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2008, 06:06:01 PM »

You could always move in with Gatso, then put it in the spare room with his mobile phone, you two could then have cuddly lay in's with no interuptions.

awwww - that's conjured up a lovely cute image in my mind Smiley
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