"Excuse me sir, what's this?"
I had been folding my master's clothing at the end of another hectic day, he being in the habit of laying a trail of items from bathroom to bed, when I noticed a slip poking out of a trouser pocket
The item said "Caesars $200 Omaha Jobbie: RE-ENTRY"
"Well, er, just a souvenir Jeeves. Don't get many Re-entry jobbies in England. One for posterity. Ha ha ha"
"How much did you cash for today sir? 14th wasn't it?"
Master looked at his shoes. Well he would have done if he was wearing any. He looked at his toes, already resplendent in anti varicose vein tights ready for bed
"$702 Jeeves"
"$200 entry?"
"Yes Jeeves"
"$200 re-entry?"
Nothing apart from a barely audible mumble came in reply
"$200 re-entry?" I pressed
"Possibly" came the equivocal reply
"I did not see you tweet this, sir?"
Feeling like a headmaster admonishing a recalcitrant schoolboy I carried on
"Always best to be honest sir. You cashed , no one will think any less of you for re-entering"
"No Jeeves, but Jeeves..."
By now the bottom lip was protruding and the bobble on his sleeping hat was sagging preposterously.
I sensed it was time for horlicks. I sent him on his way to la-la land and dreams of his mate Bob before any petty excuses could be uttered.
I then settled down to write "Postcard from Vegas: Day Six"
To confess on my Master's behalf or give a jolt in the arm to his dropping self-esteem and mention nothing?
Of course I wrote it, warts and all, saving my Master's blushes by suggesting that the card-room wi-fi had gone on the blink at EXACTLY the time that he exited first time round and took his re-entry.
I think I got away with it.
I then busied myself constructing plans to rid ourselves of a hanger on who had taken to following us around for the previous twenty four hours
Open toed sandals, pasty legs, sallow complexion. Clearly a man used to spending time in the dark, but why that should mean he should constantly pester me for film advice due to his writers block, I am not quite sure
Only one week until the arrival of Attila the Mother Hen. This year I sense the Mother Hen of all battles for my Master's attention and affection. My plans to waylay her are advanced though of which more anon