Rate My Fry-up...

[bobAlike]

Also @ Bobalike

Why have you got one of those €2 wicker sun mats on your table?

Cheers Matt.

Wicker mat needed because of new oak table underneath which must be protected at all times according to 'er indoors.

[Woodsey]

If Carlsberg did breakfasts....

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HP Sauce was added after the pic was taken.

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Your missus' plate looks a bit short on quantity!

[bobAlike]

That's the lads, he was just loading up.

[Woodsey]

I'm actually tempted to have beans on fried bread for tea after seeing that, not had fried bread for ages 

[EvilPie]

Yeah the fried bread looks really good.

Might have been harsh with the 6.5, could possibly up it to a 7.

[nirvana]

Also @ Bobalike

Why have you got one of those €2 wicker sun mats on your table?

Cheers Matt.

Wicker mat needed because of new oak table underneath which must be protected at all times according to 'er indoors.

Respectfully and somewhat off topic, the whole point about having a table made of a fine wood is to scar it, stain it, age it with use etc.

I fear you are a philistine and really should have considered some form of laminate top or possibly formica (though that is having a pretty cool comeback amongst the retrogentsia)

[EvilPie]

I'm getting a bit concerned about my attempt this weekend. Table protection is essential as I've got one of those ridiculously delicate marble things.

Weighs about 12 ton but you have to treat it like it's made of eggshells.

I hope my mats pass scrutineering.

[bobAlike]

Also @ Bobalike

Why have you got one of those €2 wicker sun mats on your table?

Cheers Matt.

Wicker mat needed because of new oak table underneath which must be protected at all times according to 'er indoors.

Respectfully and somewhat off topic, the whole point about having a table made of a fine wood is to scar it, stain it, age it with use etc.

I fear you are a philistine and really should have considered some form of laminate top or possibly formica (though that is having a pretty cool comeback amongst the retrogentsia)

You have never met my OCD wife Glenn. Need I say more?

[Woodsey]

I'm getting a bit concerned about my attempt this weekend. Table protection is essential as I've got one of those ridiculously delicate marble things.

Weighs about 12 ton but you have to treat it like it's made of eggshells.

I hope my mats pass scrutineering.

Should be eaten on a small table in front of the Telly anyway imo. 

[bobAlike]

I'm getting a bit concerned about my attempt this weekend. Table protection is essential as I've got one of those ridiculously delicate marble things.

Weighs about 12 ton but you have to treat it like it's made of eggshells.

I hope my mats pass scrutineering.

Should be eaten on a small table in front of the Telly anyway imo. 

And don't forget evidence of a wild night out with strippers and booze.

[sovietsong]

Grill Plate is one of my best purchases ever.  You can do the lot on this & if you have a gas hob its a must buy.

[Junior Senior]

When will people realise the only tomatoes acceptable on a fry up are tomato ketchup.

@bobalike, 9/10 for the fried bread, looks awesome.

Overall, the are improvements to be made, especially in maintaining the egg / bean demarkation

[Woodsey]

When will people realise the only tomatoes acceptable on a fry up are tomato ketchup.

@bobalike, 9/10 for the fried bread, looks awesome.

Overall, the are improvements to be made, especially in maintaining the egg / bean demarkation

Greg, as one of the harshest critics on this thread it only seems fair that you step up to the plate after Matt has done his bit 

[Junior Senior]

When will people realise the only tomatoes acceptable on a fry up are tomato ketchup.

@bobalike, 9/10 for the fried bread, looks awesome.

Overall, the are improvements to be made, especially in maintaining the egg / bean demarkation

Greg, as one of the harshest critics on this thread it only seems fair that you step up to the plate after Matt has done his bit 

Deal, but not soon as i am on a diet. I promise you i am a staunch advocate of a perfect full english and have been campaigning as such for years. I dont mean to be overly harsh but it is important we get this right between us.

[Woodsey]

When will people realise the only tomatoes acceptable on a fry up are tomato ketchup.

@bobalike, 9/10 for the fried bread, looks awesome.

Overall, the are improvements to be made, especially in maintaining the egg / bean demarkation

Greg, as one of the harshest critics on this thread it only seems fair that you step up to the plate after Matt has done his bit 

Deal, but not soon as i am on a diet. I promise you i am a staunch advocate of a perfect full english and have been campaigning as such for years. I dont mean to be overly harsh but it is important we get this right between us.

Fair play, but it's got to be cooked by you not your other half