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« Reply #405 on: October 28, 2008, 10:54:58 PM »
infinite deduction of points for tescos own brown sauce !!
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« Reply #406 on: October 28, 2008, 10:56:12 PM »
Plus points ... 4 bangers and 2 eggs Smiley
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« Reply #407 on: October 28, 2008, 10:57:05 PM »
"a distinct paucity of bacon"

Most eloquent critique in the whole thread IMHO.
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« Reply #408 on: October 29, 2008, 09:21:04 AM »
Technolog, I think its safe to say that everything is long dead and has been throughly cooked!

''Cracking mushrooms, crap eggs'', that would be my first impression...

Having studied, i'm happy with my first impression, its not the best...
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« Reply #409 on: October 29, 2008, 10:04:07 AM »
Quote from: Colchester Kev on October 28, 2008, 10:56:12 PM
Plus points ... 4 bangers and 2 eggs Smiley

but only 1 rasher it looks like, to get full marks on this I can see I am gonna need a serving dish sized plate and helpings that would evan fill the red one.
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« Reply #410 on: October 29, 2008, 12:55:00 PM »
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I aim to do a fry up tomorrow or tuesday, obviously pictures will be posted.


 

 

 

 


 
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« Reply #411 on: October 29, 2008, 12:59:39 PM »
Kev's breakfast itinary

10.00 start to cook
10.30 serve up
10.31 Start to eat
10.32 finish meal
10.33 Ginger finds camera
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« Reply #412 on: October 29, 2008, 01:11:57 PM »
Quote from: technolog on October 28, 2008, 10:50:13 PM
This is my effort from two Sundays ago - couldn't get the pics up before jetting off to Cyprus - I'm hoping for redemption.

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did you have to throw the beans away because you'd burnt them too?
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« Reply #413 on: October 29, 2008, 01:40:12 PM »
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« Reply #414 on: October 29, 2008, 01:53:22 PM »
I'm struggling to come to terms with that picture, something just doesnt look right...
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« Reply #415 on: October 29, 2008, 01:59:18 PM »
it may be the overuse of beans, or the lacl of meat ......oh no its the lack of taste wheres the ducking brew the oj,paper bacon black pud, fried slice , bread and butter and not evan a hint of hp

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« Reply #416 on: October 29, 2008, 02:01:52 PM »
Man. This thread has taken a real turn for the worse.

1. The Slug Breakfast. OMG!! WTF!! Hideous on so many levels. I guarantee that the person who cooked this is not English. If I had to take a stab I would say Polish. The breakfast does not qualify for Full English status, so it cannot be marked.

2. The technolog Breakfast. Everything is BLACK.

3. WYSINWYG Breakfast. It doesn't even matter how good the food is or that it is lacking almost all the basic ingredients, it is the fact that the environment is unsettling. You can't eat a fry-up in a stately home and feel good about it. Please remove the candles from the table at least.

Please can we all try a bit harder.
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« Reply #417 on: October 29, 2008, 02:07:51 PM »
Surely the best fry up ever.............imagination is a wonderful thing
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« Reply #418 on: October 29, 2008, 02:10:40 PM »
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did you eat your breakfast in Margo and Jerrys house from the Good Life ?
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« Reply #419 on: October 29, 2008, 02:11:36 PM »
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