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« Reply #420 on: October 29, 2008, 02:16:25 PM »

you see i was going to "go down that road" and slate the decor but each to their own he may like that look. but that excuse for a fry up deserves a ban
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« Reply #421 on: October 29, 2008, 02:17:24 PM »

Man. This thread has taken a real turn for the worse.

1. The Slug Breakfast. OMG!! WTF!! Hideous on so many levels. I guarantee that the person who cooked this is not English. If I had to take a stab I would say Polish. The breakfast does not qualify for Full English status, so it cannot be marked.

2. The technolog Breakfast. Everything is BLACK.

3. WYSINWYG Breakfast. It doesn't even matter how good the food is or that it is lacking almost all the basic ingredients, it is the fact that the environment is unsettling. You can't eat a fry-up in a stately home and feel good about it. Please remove the candles from the table at least.

Please can we all try a bit harder.

I use the candles to add a charred effect to my sausage.

The GoodLife? Is that the one with Felicity Kenmilf?

Totally agree with Slug Breakfast. So wrong on so many levels. Serving cooked tomatoes on the vine Huh?Huh??? Ramsay would be  talktothehand
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« Reply #422 on: October 29, 2008, 02:36:36 PM »

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is that a giant plate or do you live in a dolls house? the whole thing needs more food.

only redeeming feature is the booze selection which appears to be substantial
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« Reply #423 on: October 29, 2008, 02:38:10 PM »

Will Gatso be attempting a meal fit for a king?
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« Reply #424 on: October 29, 2008, 02:40:52 PM »

An egg, 2 bangers, a river of beans and a tinned Plum tomato does not constitute a fry up .... and serving it on a mock Italian dining suite purchased with high street vouchers from Argos will not save it.

Disqualified imo.
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« Reply #425 on: October 29, 2008, 02:44:09 PM »

for (poorly) edited photo too imo.
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« Reply #426 on: October 29, 2008, 02:54:33 PM »

for (poorly) edited photo too imo.

1st rule of editing photos - don't use an unregistered copy of editing software which puts a big 'this was created using editing software' logo on the image.
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« Reply #427 on: October 29, 2008, 02:55:54 PM »

for (poorly) edited photo too imo.

1st rule of editing photos - don't use an unregistered copy of editing software which puts a big 'this was created using editing software' logo on the image.

I am confused about why the photo has been edited in the first place.  Has wysinwyg superimposed their fry up on someone else's furniture or vice versa? 
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« Reply #428 on: October 29, 2008, 02:58:16 PM »

exactly, is he saying he'd be proud of such a home? or such a fry up? is his own kitchen table unsuitable for a photo containing a fry up? or does the fry up need stately surroundings?

nice drinks trolley though
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« Reply #429 on: October 29, 2008, 03:00:27 PM »

omg this thread is frikin hilarious, the slam downs are priceless, I'm gonna have to go back and read the bits I missed. Best of Blonde imo.
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« Reply #430 on: October 29, 2008, 03:03:08 PM »

OK - I've only just noticed the naked man taking the photo in the mirror.  Is that you wysinwyg?
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« Reply #431 on: October 29, 2008, 03:03:51 PM »

Mods, please can you tell me how to delete that pic as quickly as possible.
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« Reply #432 on: October 29, 2008, 03:05:33 PM »

Mods, please can you tell me how to delete that pic as quickly as possible.

   there also seems to a ghostly looking monkey/childlike figure - let's send it to yvette fielding for analysis
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« Reply #433 on: October 29, 2008, 03:06:41 PM »

LOLOL what a spot the reflection in the mirror is!


No way is that being deleted!

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« Reply #434 on: October 29, 2008, 03:07:02 PM »

Mods, please can you tell me how to delete that pic as quickly as possible.

   there also seems to a ghostly looking monkey/childlike figure - let's send it to yvette fielding for analysis

I think that's just the smoke from the sausage.
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