Rate My Fry-up...

[tikay]

Just out of interest and since he's the guru of all things fry up has Red or even Mrs Red shown us pictorial evidence of a perfect fry up yet?

Name them, please, Tom.

I bet it'll be HotPot Harry, One Finger Freddie, Billy FlatHead, & Larry OneLeg.

Background, know the face, forgot the name for the moment.

Left to right.

Gentle Mental Ben
Bro Tracy
Niece Dolly
Barnsley Billy
Daughter Sadie
Me
B-in-law "Big" Dick
Terry "Scranner"

Lol at those monikers - I won't ask about Gentle Mental Ben!

But Sadie - she looks the very spit of her Mum!

In horse-breeding parlance, Mrs Red stamps her stock well.

[tikay]

Just caught up with this thread, took two hours - worth every second.

Best of blonde for sure.

Awards go to.....

Claw, for spotting the mirror reflection.

Gatso, several superb "damn with faint praise" put-downs.

Kev & Red, for expert analysis.

A special award to Spacefrog. Mr Spacefrog, we love you. His cuisine comments were terrific, but just being reminded of his Flushy rubdown made it all worthwhile.

Sorry to bring a serious tone to proceedings, but Amataay is BANNED. For Life.There can be NO  excuses for what you pictured & posted. Have you no shame? You are out of here, gone, kaput. There are limits to bad taste, & you have exceeded them by a long way.

Oh, & by the way.

Black Pudding is a prohibited substance.

Tinned plum tomatoes are essential - HM The Queen has them.

Fried eggs MUST be snotty.

That is all.

[technolog]

Pictures of your efforts or comments are worthless...

[Nakor]

Pictures of your efforts or comments are worthless...

Do you not read his diary?  He does nothing for himself, he is a member of the aristocracy.
Obv that Chili does not eat Fry-ups, so little chance of a Tikay entry IMO

[Rookie (Rodney)]

Pictures of your efforts or comments are worthless...

Do you not read his diary?  He does nothing for himself, he is a member of the aristocracy.
Obv that Chili does not eat Fry-ups, so little chance of a Tikay entry IMO

That fella chili eat a decent amount of brekkie in Ireland. Bacon, Sausage, Egg, the lot. I was mightily impressed.

[RED-DOG]

If you think that's impressive you should see him take a whizz.

[kinboshi]

AndrewT mentioned that it would be best not to google 'afterbabe' at work.

Thanks to Kiv's inclusion of the aforementioned term in his sig, blondepoker now owns the google image search for afterbabe:

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=afterbabe

[Colchester Kev]

AndrewT mentioned that it would be best not to google 'afterbabe' at work.

Thanks to Kiv's inclusion of the aforementioned term in his sig, blondepoker now owns the google image search for afterbabe:

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=afterbabe

wassat mean in english ?

[kinboshi]

AndrewT mentioned that it would be best not to google 'afterbabe' at work.

Thanks to Kiv's inclusion of the aforementioned term in his sig, blondepoker now owns the google image search for afterbabe:

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=afterbabe

wassat mean in english ?

Click on the link!

[Colchester Kev]

i did that ... why is it cos of me having it in my sig ?

[gatso]

AndrewT mentioned that it would be best not to google 'afterbabe' at work.

Thanks to Kiv's inclusion of the aforementioned term in his sig, blondepoker now owns the google image search for afterbabe:

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=afterbabe

lolz, that is epic ownership of a word. wp kev

[kinboshi]

i did that ... why is it cos of me having it in my sig ?

...because the only time it appears on the page next to those images is in your sig.

[kinboshi]

When do we see Laz's fry-up?

[jizzemm]

Finally after 2 weeks, above is Eck's effort via text message and then bluetooth

[TheChipPrince]

Where's the mushrooms?

The black pudding isn't black?

Assuming the bacon is by the brown pudding, whats that next to the sausages?

Sauseges do look immense though...