Rate My Fry-up...

[Amatay]

I'd just be thankful that she's not Amatay!

FYP

Dont knock it until you've tried it m8

[tikay]

There you go Spacefrog, my friend. Perfection, yes?

Let that be a lesson to Amatay, & Eck.

I will accept a mark as low as 9.6, even 9.5.

[TheChipPrince]

lol at the little tubs of flora!  Which B&B is this in?!

[TheChipPrince]

P.S.  Needs beans...

[TightEnd]

There you go Spacefrog, my friend. Perfection, yes?

Let that be a lesson to Amatay, & Eck.

I will accept a mark as low as 9.6, even 9.5.

Marriott, Birmingham?

you didn't cook it yourself, - 3 marks

no beans - 1 mark

flora not butter -1 mark

OJ - 1 mark

Toast? none on view - 1 mark

Tea in a mug not a poncey china cup please - 2marks


So I give it one out of ten. Poor effort all round





 

[Colchester Kev]

LOL @ chipolatas with a fry up ... send it back imo.

[bolt pp]

all presentation no substance!

no beans

tiny sausages

wheres all the grease and fat and burnt to a crisp bacon?

poor effort

4.6

[gatso]

seriously people, I'm seeing a worrying trend on this thread. far too many are now appearing with no beans, what's the point? you know you're going to get shit marks and yet you still do it, you're wasting your time and everyone elses. sort it out

[Tonji]

There you go Spacefrog, my friend. Perfection, yes?

Let that be a lesson to Amatay, & Eck.

I will accept a mark as low as 9.6, even 9.5.

Marriott, Birmingham?

you didn't cook it yourself, - 3 marks

no beans - 1 mark

flora not butter -1 mark

OJ - 1 mark

Toast? none on view - 1 mark

Tea in a mug not a poncey china cup please - 2marks


So I give it one out of ten. Poor effort all round





 

lol, I hope you sent it back. Please refer chef to this thread for culinary tips!

[phatomch]

There you go Spacefrog, my friend. Perfection, yes?

Let that be a lesson to Amatay, & Eck.

I will accept a mark as low as 9.6, even 9.5.

Marriott, Birmingham?

you didn't cook it yourself, - 3 marks

no beans - 1 mark

flora not butter -1 mark

OJ - 1 mark

Toast? none on view - 1 mark

Tea in a mug not a poncey china cup please - 2marks


So I give it one out of ten. Poor effort all round





 

dont forget no newspaper, and look at the skin on top of the  fried eggs they look like they have sat for ages waiting for someone to order. I make that a -1

[gatso]

and what's going on with the cutlery? the knife handle appears to have been uri gellered by 90 degrees

[pokerfan]

looks like a comfort hotel breakfast to me,self serve from the hotplates, explains the rubber eggs and general all round poor quality.Of course beans would be available but by now(9:15am at a guess) they would be like bullets in a dried tommy sauce.You really need to get in the restaurant for the first service imo to get anything half decent.

[Acidmouse]

lol i got off lightly on this thread compared to others!

[scotty2hatty]

There you go Spacefrog, my friend. Perfection, yes?

Let that be a lesson to Amatay, & Eck.

I will accept a mark as low as 9.6, even 9.5.

ffs, where's the black pudding? pfft - 1/10

[Maxriddles]

There you go Spacefrog, my friend. Perfection, yes?

Let that be a lesson to Amatay, & Eck.

I will accept a mark as low as 9.6, even 9.5.

What Tighty said minus another 1 for no black pudding.