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« Reply #615 on: November 09, 2008, 01:51:01 PM »



Not perfect of course, but Nakor, will you marry me?

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« Reply #616 on: November 09, 2008, 02:00:28 PM »

Mexican beer > refry the beans.
Beer for brekkie +2
Proper potatoes +2

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« Reply #617 on: November 09, 2008, 02:25:52 PM »

Nakor,  is a culinary work of art
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« Reply #618 on: November 09, 2008, 02:32:51 PM »

I know this isn't perfect - no sausage, black pudding, fried bread - but I'm sure it's another incremental improvement. I beg you people, show this breakfast some love...

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Look at that bacon...

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...and the colour of these 'frills'...

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...golden, crispy hash browns...

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...please people - these are NOT burnt - field mushrooms cooked, if I might say, to perfection...

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...and I don't think I've seen two finer eggs than these on the whole thread...

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...finally, for the one-off fry-up hit, ladies & gen'men, I give you the breakfast montage...

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« Reply #619 on: November 09, 2008, 02:45:53 PM »

looks serious!!!

two things though, gonna have to mark you down for the observer, also before giving a score i'm gonna have to know what kind of potatoes they are?
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« Reply #620 on: November 09, 2008, 02:49:05 PM »

sigh, laz has disappointed me on so many levels, was expecting so much better

technolog looks ok but how can you have no sausages? and a tin of tomatoes really has no place on the plate

nakor. what small issues there are are more than made up for by the bonus items. top work. 
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« Reply #621 on: November 09, 2008, 02:53:17 PM »

looks serious!!!

two things though, gonna have to mark you down for the observer, also before giving a score i'm gonna have to know what kind of potatoes they are?

Observer Music week - has to be had.

Potatoes, cold leftover chopped and fried, were the crowning glory IMO.
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« Reply #622 on: November 09, 2008, 02:54:25 PM »

good photography skills there Technolog, but I think you're disadvantaged by following nakor.  The inclusion of the bonus newspaper and bottle of beer have surely raised the bar for all of us.  I'm going to submit an improved entry in the next couple of weeks!
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« Reply #623 on: November 09, 2008, 02:58:19 PM »

Nakor - beer, paper, fags +1

technolog - impressive photography portfolio +1
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« Reply #624 on: November 09, 2008, 03:02:08 PM »

good effort technolog, I agree, those eggs look mighty fine, sets a standard

-1 for red goop and -2 for lack of sausage obv.
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« Reply #625 on: November 09, 2008, 03:10:02 PM »

Lose a point for the Observer. Fine newspaper though it is, the only acceptable papers to accompany a fry-up are a tabloid paper, turned to the back page, or the Racing Post.
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« Reply #626 on: November 09, 2008, 03:18:46 PM »

looks serious!!!

two things though, gonna have to mark you down for the observer, also before giving a score i'm gonna have to know what kind of potatoes they are?

Observer Music week - has to be had.

Potatoes, cold leftover chopped and fried, were the crowning glory IMO.

as andrew said i would prefer if it was the post but observer music weekly is def not as much of a deduction as if it were the main part of the paper.

"cold, leftover chopped and fried"

that's all you had to say, fckin top effort, looking at 9/9.2ish and i dont even know what the 0.8 deduction is for, quality thumbs up
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« Reply #627 on: November 09, 2008, 03:22:03 PM »

sigh, laz has disappointed me on so many levels, was expecting so much better

technolog looks ok but how can you have no sausages? and a tin of tomatoes really has no place on the plate

nakor. what small issues there are are more than made up for by the bonus items. top work. 

lack of sausages def a dissapointment in a promising effort from technolog, looks a good combo of burnt and greasy with tasty and filling
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« Reply #628 on: November 09, 2008, 03:49:23 PM »

sigh, laz has disappointed me on so many levels, was expecting so much better

technolog looks ok but how can you have no sausages? and a tin of tomatoes really has no place on the plate

nakor. what small issues there are are more than made up for by the bonus items. top work. 

lack of sausages def a dissapointment in a promising effort from technolog, looks a good combo of burnt and greasy with tasty and filling

Thanks for the kind words bolt but please, there was nothing, I say NOTHING, burnt on that plate.
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« Reply #629 on: November 09, 2008, 04:24:15 PM »

LOL @ the camera work from technolog , thats impressive , i'd imagine it was pretty cold by the time you got round to eating it  though !
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