Rate My Fry-up...

[Woodsey]

heres your winner....

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Is why you cook for 1 yes? no meuf eat this.

Forget the thread, I'm sticking spacefrog in Best of Blonde.

Poster of year IMO, no-one else on the forum has a higher post/make me laugh ratio, and its not even close.......

[tikay]

OK, attempt # 2. Pick the bones out of this.

The tinned tomatoes are a must, by the way, it satisfies my required fruit intake.

Spacefrog is gonna want to marry me.

[Woodsey]

OK, attempt # 2. Pick the bones out of this.

The tinned tomatoes are a must, by the way, it satisfies my required fruit intake.

Spacefrog is gonna want to marry me.

Tony, we are heading towards minus points here ffs, at least make it look as if you have made it yourself lol......

[AndrewT]

OK, attempt # 2. Pick the bones out of this.

The tinned tomatoes are a must, by the way, it satisfies my required fruit intake.

Spacefrog is gonna want to marry me.

Tony, we are heading towards minus points here ffs, at least make it look as if you have made it yourself lol......

Hotel room key in shot...

[tikay]

OK, attempt # 2. Pick the bones out of this.

The tinned tomatoes are a must, by the way, it satisfies my required fruit intake.

Spacefrog is gonna want to marry me.

Tony, we are heading towards minus points here ffs, at least make it look as if you have made it yourself lol......

I only got one bloody point last time!

But this is much better.

[tikay]

OK, attempt # 2. Pick the bones out of this.

The tinned tomatoes are a must, by the way, it satisfies my required fruit intake.

Spacefrog is gonna want to marry me.

Tony, we are heading towards minus points here ffs, at least make it look as if you have made it yourself lol......

Hotel room key in shot...

No no, that's the garage key.

[AndrewT]

Too much juice on the plate and that egg looks like a dog's chew toy.

[Nakor]

I think nakor's is overrated. The condoments and peripheral items are excellent, but they detract from the fry-up.

Where's the scrambled egg?
Burnage?
It needs a waffle or a hash brown, regardless of the potatoes.

Its good, but its not excellent. 7/10.

Burnage - I don't think so . . .

In fairness I think it can be improved but 7 seems harsh IMO, I agree with Hash Brown, need to sort my supply lines, waffle just wrong IMO.
As you are originator of the thread I will hope to improve in my next attempt and get a better mark.

[booder]

OK, attempt # 2. Pick the bones out of this.

The tinned tomatoes are a must, by the way, it satisfies my required fruit intake.

Spacefrog is gonna want to marry me.

ahh  The Marsden has changed its tablecloths.

[TheChipPrince]

OK, attempt # 2. Pick the bones out of this.

The tinned tomatoes are a must, by the way, it satisfies my required fruit intake.

Spacefrog is gonna want to marry me.

Tony, we are heading towards minus points here ffs, at least make it look as if you have made it yourself lol......

I only got one bloody point last time!

But this is much better.

Tikay, can you not help but smile when you whip out the camera at breaky and think of this thread, happy days...

[tikay]

OK, attempt # 2. Pick the bones out of this.

The tinned tomatoes are a must, by the way, it satisfies my required fruit intake.

Spacefrog is gonna want to marry me.

ahh  The Marsden has changed its tablecloths.

Bollox.

Damn you Boo. Rumbled. Good try though, eh?

[tikay]

Too much juice on the plate and that egg looks like a dog's chew toy.

The juice has a purpose, it's designed to soak into the fried bread, & thus reduce it's crispyness.

[TheChipPrince]

Anywhere that has a key fob bigger than the sauages is a pure and simple no-no in my book...

[tikay]

OK, attempt # 2. Pick the bones out of this.

The tinned tomatoes are a must, by the way, it satisfies my required fruit intake.

Spacefrog is gonna want to marry me.

Tony, we are heading towards minus points here ffs, at least make it look as if you have made it yourself lol......

I only got one bloody point last time!

But this is much better.

Tikay, can you not help but smile when you whip out the camera at breaky and think of this thread, happy days...

You are not wrong. I adore the thread, it's so blonde, & I so want to be part of it, but I don't cook at home, & I'm in Hotels 4 or 5 nights a week.

I posted a fry-up on Saturday, & I got mauled, & I'm hurting so bad now. The rejection is awful, & hurtful. One point!

My last hope is Spacefrog - if I can get him onside, I'm home & hosed.

No, I mean, like, really, that's a pretty good fry-up, yeah? Certainly better than Amatay's, yes? And a mile ahead of Ling's.

I can't go on, I'm hurting here.

[tikay]

Anywhere that has a key fob bigger than the sauages is a pure and simple no-no in my book...

Yeah I hear you. I'll bear that in mind for future fry-ups.