Rate My Fry-up...

[Longy]

Had a fry up at david loyds this morning and it was fuking horrid. For 7 quid you dont get beans, blackpudding or a cuppa tea. You get 1 slice of toast and its not buttered never again

David Lloyd as in the gym, wtf do you expect?

[Acidmouse]

It has a huge restaurant, I expect something better then what I can make myself

[technolog]

Had stuff left from yesterday so final attempt..

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Will be starting a "rate my salad" thread in the near future obviously...

Very good effort but please baste your eggs Eck - their yellowness offends me.

9/10

[Jon MW]

Aren't egg yolks meant to be yellow?

[TheChipPrince]

There's a distinct lack of scrambled egg in lots of these fry-ups...

[Colchester Kev]

9/10 ... i cant believe Ecks is getting such high marks.

I think he may be bribing the panel ... anaemic toast and snotty eggs make this no more than an 8/10

Inclusion of haggis means i cannot score it higher than 7.5/10

[RED-DOG]

Had stuff left from yesterday so final attempt..

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Will be starting a "rate my salad" thread in the near future obviously...

OK. This is a great breakfast, and omho the best one to date, but that being said you can't go throwing marks like 9/10 around. I've been eating breakfasts all my life and even with my vast experience I don't think i've ever seen a 9/10.

There is always, always room for improvement, and the marking must reflect that, otherwise, when a better one comes along, we will have nothing left to give.

This effort, excellent though it is must lose marks for haggis, underdone toast, lack of hash-browns, Burnt top/raw bottom sausage, mingy amout of tea in poncey mug, etc etc...

Like I said, this is definately the best effort yet, but lets keep things in perspective. 

7.6/10. (All other breakfasts so far on this thread score less and need to be marked down accordingly)

[Colchester Kev]

I dont think its better than mine tbh ... but its all about personal tastes.

[RED-DOG]

I dont think its better than mine tbh ... but its all about personal tastes.

Can you link me to yours? I know I've already seen it but I've forgotton it already.

[Horneris]

Best so far by Eck imho.

[Claw75]

I dont think its better than mine tbh ... but its all about personal tastes.

yeah well I still think mine is the best, obv

[kinboshi]

Eck's looks the best so far, but I'd use a knife to slice my toast rather than a spoon.

As for the toast being under-done, I'm sorry but Eck has it done to perfection.  Burnt toast is bad.

[Colchester Kev]

I dont think its better than mine tbh ... but its all about personal tastes.

Can you link me to yours? I know I've already seen it but I've forgotton it already.

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=37373.msg838430#msg838430

[TheChipPrince]

Best so far by Eck imho.

Not having an effort Horner sir?

[gatso]

I dont think its better than mine tbh ... but its all about personal tastes.

Can you link me to yours? I know I've already seen it but I've forgotton it already.

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=37373.msg838430#msg838430

looking back at this one I'd say this would be ahead of eck's effort if you had brown sauce instead of/as well as ketchup.

sauce is a major factor and I can't bear the thought of the only choice being the red stuff so eck is just edging it, you've got the edge on food/cooking alone though