Jeff "Jaffa Cake" Kimber: in the well

[JaffaCake]

Was challenging for the GUKPT POY award important to you, or was it a nice bonus?

Would you rather make the wsop final table or win the smallest bracelet event? (ie. is it about the money or winning a major title)

Do you think you could take the Devilfish in a fight? street rules, outside a casino, bottles may be used as weapons.

Nah, just a nice bonus. I think with any new award it doesn’t really feel that important til it has some history, and I didn’t really have a shout of winning it I didn’t think, just a shot to get up to second and win the £5k, so that was mission accomplished.

I guess being greedy I’d say make the WSOP final and back myself to win that one. If it’s just the final or the bracelet I’d say the bracelet, but I imagine if I already had one then I’d rather make the WSOP final than get bracelet two, three or four. We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it eh?

I’m a lover not a fighter. Plus he used to carry a gun.

[Colchester Kev]

Apart from me in Singapore, who is the person on the UK circuit who you least like on your starting table ?

[JaffaCake]

God look at this guy comparing himself to Michael Jordan, he is so far up his own arse....


Where do you see your life in 3yrs 5yrs and 10yrs time?

Or comparing McCool to me when I used to make up letters? There’s a backhanded insult there somewhere.

I have no idea on the future, I don’t like to think about it too much…poker is very results dependent…run good I’ll be living in the sunshine somewhere doing fk all, run bad I’ll be carrying buckets of water on my head for £6 an hour at Mick McCool’s farm

[JaffaCake]

no need to ask its Deena, and i'll hear no arguments  ty

although her sister is better looking and has a nicer arse, but she aint a dealer.

second rule, stop perving on her lil sis

facebook gallery ftw obv.

In your informed opinion how long til facebook perving becomes a criminal offence?

depends how good u get at covrering your tracks dave. remember there's always a copper watching...

[riverdave]

God look at this guy comparing himself to Michael Jordan, he is so far up his own arse....


Where do you see your life in 3yrs 5yrs and 10yrs time?

Or comparing McCool to me when I used to make up letters? There’s a backhanded insult there somewhere.

I have no idea on the future, I don’t like to think about it too much…poker is very results dependent…run good I’ll be living in the sunshine somewhere doing fk all, run bad I’ll be carrying buckets of water on my head for £6 an hour at Mick McCool’s farm

QFT

[JaffaCake]

Apart from me in Singapore, who is the person on the UK circuit who you least like on your starting table ?

Lol I forgot about us being together in Singapore. I don’t really mind who’s on my starting table, it’s easy enough to cope with one or two good players anyway. There’s people I don’t particularly like as people I don’t like playing with but that doesn’t affect the poker. Hah, I just remembered, Fat Marra….the only time I sat with him we drank so much I barely remember getting knocked out. He had two waiters and was ordering double rounds with each…sigh

[JaffaCake]

How long after starting to play did it take you to FT the Laddies daily biggy?

To final I dno, not too long....to win it took me ages. I'd won the daddy and the sunday lunch a few times but couldn't quite get there in the 100r

Who would you rather face HU for your BR, Decision or Strummer?

Not played either hu but purely for fun strummer, we would have a laugh and a good few beers...and i'd win obv

[Dry em]

What did you do with your life before Facebook was invented?

[Nico29]

What's the best bit of advice a fellow poker player has ever given you?

[AlexMartin]

if you hypothetically had to, what would be your alcoholic intake limit before you ceased to operate on a human level?

[Royal Flush]

God look at this guy comparing himself to Michael Jordan, he is so far up his own arse....


Where do you see your life in 3yrs 5yrs and 10yrs time?

Or comparing McCool to me when I used to make up letters? There’s a backhanded insult there somewhere.

I have no idea on the future, I don’t like to think about it too much…poker is very results dependent…run good I’ll be living in the sunshine somewhere doing fk all, run bad I’ll be carrying buckets of water on my head for £6 an hour at Mick McCool’s farm

Does that mean in a roundabout way you are saying McCool has his head up his own arse?

As a regular on the 'UK Circuit' who do you reckon are the most overrated and most underrated players?

[maldini32]

God look at this guy comparing himself to Michael Jordan, he is so far up his own arse....


Where do you see your life in 3yrs 5yrs and 10yrs time?

Or comparing McCool to me when I used to make up letters? There’s a backhanded insult there somewhere.

I have no idea on the future, I don’t like to think about it too much…poker is very results dependent…run good I’ll be living in the sunshine somewhere doing fk all, run bad I’ll be carrying buckets of water on my head for £6 an hour at Mick McCool’s farm

Does that mean in a roundabout way you are saying McCool has his head up his own arse?

As a regular on the 'UK Circuit' who do you reckon are the most overrated and most underrated players?

[skalie]

Where do all the flies go in the winter?

[TheChipPrince]

Top 3 tips for playing heads up poker?  Always best to be the aggressor?

[Royal Flush]

Top 3 tips for playing heads up poker?  Always best to be the aggressor?

Avoid playing Dan the Man obv