OK, I' m here, in my seat on table 26. Feel free to inform my fans and the media.
In honour of his shameless-self promotion, and also his winning mustachioed smile and equally shameless camera hogging, your first pic of the comp has to be Red Dog. No hat, no ipod, not boring!
There are at least six ladies in tonight's tournament, and we will be bringing you pictures of them all. Sadly our attention is trained to be caught by the sound of large numbers of chips hitting the centre of the table, too, and with a max capacity tournament expect some reportage of that too.