SHREWDIES ON TOUR 2009

[Marky147]

Not a flip, but could get 4 of us, and have a race to a certain place in the UK/World in 2 teams of 2 only using certain means of transport or on limited ££.

that sounds awesome, id love to do something like that.

We had this thing at my school when you started your 2nd year of 6th form, everyone gets £10 and you have to get as far away from the school as you can in 12hrs (midday to midnight) one guy phoned in from the Yemen, gg sir nh.

Haha Sick!

I wouldn't have made it past the pub that was 500yds from the school   

[Amatay]

So, me and Brent went off to play tennis this afternoon about 2ish. We get to the courts and either we are being thick as shit or theres a problem with the lock, as we failed to get into the courts and could therefore not play after driving about 20 mins to play. After about 30 mins we give up and come home.

On the way home we ring Jones to meet us at Sains to get some shopping, we finish in Sains after doing our nuts and leave. Just as we leave Sains, Jones comes up with an incredible idea. He says ' Shall we flip for who has 2 walk home' . I agree as does BH ( at this time im only agreeing because ' i know' Jones won't actually do it even though it was his idea). But then he agrees and him and BH are stood with thier coins waiting to flip. Im like shit, i duno if i want to do it. But agree in the end. I obv dont have a coin and borrow one off Jones.

First flip Jones, tails, BH Tails!! Its all on me, fk my entire life, i can never fade these. I look down ready to be devastated, but its TAILS! re flip it is...

Second flip, same order. Jones TAILS, BH TAILS. fk my life, i cannot fade this twice, never ever. But I DO, look down and see Tails, my lifes incredible.

3rd and final Flip. Jones binks a tails and BH flips a HEADS, im freerolling! yesss.

Whos it going to be!?!

I finally move my hand and its a tails, Jones fistpumps and celebrates. We take Bh's phone and money so he cant get the bus home and off he goes on his merry way. lolol. Its about 2-3 miles. we drive past him and piss em. Looks so com just walking along the motorway.

gg sir. Took it like a man.

He's just got back as i write this, hes totally fked.

wp.

That is hilarious, loooool

[George2Loose]

So, me and Brent went off to play tennis this afternoon about 2ish. We get to the courts and either we are being thick as shit or theres a problem with the lock, as we failed to get into the courts and could therefore not play after driving about 20 mins to play. After about 30 mins we give up and come home.

On the way home we ring Jones to meet us at Sains to get some shopping, we finish in Sains after doing our nuts and leave. Just as we leave Sains, Jones comes up with an incredible idea. He says ' Shall we flip for who has 2 walk home' . I agree as does BH ( at this time im only agreeing because ' i know' Jones won't actually do it even though it was his idea). But then he agrees and him and BH are stood with thier coins waiting to flip. Im like shit, i duno if i want to do it. But agree in the end. I obv dont have a coin and borrow one off Jones.

First flip Jones, tails, BH Tails!! Its all on me, fk my entire life, i can never fade these. I look down ready to be devastated, but its TAILS! re flip it is...

Second flip, same order. Jones TAILS, BH TAILS. fk my life, i cannot fade this twice, never ever. But I DO, look down and see Tails, my lifes incredible.

3rd and final Flip. Jones binks a tails and BH flips a HEADS, im freerolling! yesss.

Whos it going to be!?!

I finally move my hand and its a tails, Jones fistpumps and celebrates. We take Bh's phone and money so he cant get the bus home and off he goes on his merry way. lolol. Its about 2-3 miles. we drive past him and piss em. Looks so com just walking along the motorway.

gg sir. Took it like a man.

He's just got back as i write this, hes totally fked.

wp.

That is hilarious, loooool

lol you guys are sick!!!!

Does Jones EVER lose one of these???

[RED-DOG]

Its about 2-3 miles.....

What lightweights.

I do 4-5 miles a day taking the dog a walk, and I'm an old fart.

[RED-DOG]

Mind you, I shouldn't really describe Jones as a lightweight............

[LeKnave]

Mind you, I shouldn't really describe Jones as a lightweight............

greasefire

[Rookie (Rodney)]

Mind you, I shouldn't really describe Jones as a lightweight............

[brummieboy]

Not a flip, but could get 4 of us, and have a race to a certain place in the UK/World in 2 teams of 2 only using certain means of transport or on limited ££.

that sounds awesome, id love to do something like that.

We had this thing at my school when you started your 2nd year of 6th form, everyone gets £10 and you have to get as far away from the school as you can in 12hrs (midday to midnight) one guy phoned in from the Yemen, gg sir nh.

Yeh but at your school all the sixth form parked their helicopters on the playing fields

[Royal Flush]

Nice bet sizing, love.


Dealt to MKKMOO [td ]
TiltHappens: folds
RUS_FISH: folds
Bastone1111: folds
MKKMOO: raises 300 to 500
jeffbeesdat: folds
PeachyMer: calls 500
byyyyyeeee: folds
anfo500: folds
Eefmel: folds
*** FLOP *** [ ]
MKKMOO: bets 800
PeachyMer: raises 2200 to 3000
MKKMOO: raises 1740 to 4740 and is all-in
PeachyMer: calls 1740
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MKKMOO: shows [td ] (three of a kind, Tens)
PeachyMer: shows [ As] (three of a kind, Aces)

[ChipRich]

sickkk, $100r on Ipoker

3 left...

Nicky, TommyC and Jones! sick!

[Horneris]

All shrewdie final 3 in the 100r i poker.

[ChipRich]

Tommy 430k, Jones 154k, Nicky 76k

glgl.

[ChipRich]

Sickk, TommyC A3s vs ATo for Nicky. K x x Q 3

HU Jones vs TommyC, can Jones overcome the ridic CL and show whos the better man, only time will tell..

525k vs 150k, gogogo.

[ChipRich]

Tommy won, wp all 3.

[thetank]

Incredible stuff guys, you're like those Kenyan distnace runners.