SHREWDIES ON TOUR 2009

[AlexMartin]

grats jones, u in brighton all week kids? might come down

[action man]

ya in brighton till monday m8.

[TommymfC]

middy just got drunk, spoke rly loudly and did his nutsack in.

that doesn't sound like midi

[ChipRich]

middy just got drunk, spoke rly loudly and did his nutsack in.

that doesn't sound like midi

haha was going to say the same.

Sounds good so far anyway.

[Royal Flush]

He's holey and he just hits holes!!

[action man]

lost a crucial flip last night. When we got back some rando drunk broad was at flushy's with demps gf, and nowhere to sleep, since ive got the spare bed after i purchased it off bh (the flip winner) for £30, i was confident of said drunken broad sneaking into the bed. Alas, the £30 investment equity decreased as i heard her exit. In hindsight i shoulda played it differently but nvrmind, 1 flip token to the good.

misread my hand in the comp last night which cost me chips early and led to me steaming a little, QQ into AA BoB wasnt ideal and soon i was back on the £2/2 dealers, span £280 into £990 by the end, as well as buying 10% of parkers action after i busted for a then, extortionate £40 (he had 9k when average was 15k).  he returns on day 2 with 200k + at 1k/2k after schooling dr demps numerous times.

[TheChipPrince]

lost a crucial flip last night. When we got back some rando drunk broad was at flushy's with demps gf, and nowhere to sleep, since ive got the spare bed after i purchased it off bh (the flip winner) for £30, i was confident of said drunken broad sneaking into the bed. Alas, the £30 investment equity decreased as i heard her exit. In hindsight i shoulda played it differently but nvrmind, 1 flip token to the good.

misread my hand in the comp last night which cost me chips early and led to me steaming a little, QQ into AA BoB wasnt ideal and soon i was back on the £2/2 dealers, span £280 into £990 by the end, as well as buying 10% of parkers action after i busted for a then, extortionate £40 (he had 9k when average was 15k).  he returns on day 2 with 200k + at 1k/2k after schooling dr demps numerous times.

lol, nice edit swerve... 

[Horneris]

Middy & I return today for day two of the £150 rebuy/add on. Theres like 25 left, average is 43k and Middy has 21k and i have 35k. We're true greats.

The big motivation is there £50 last longer between us all that we're the last 2 left in, and we havent chopped it. Please let me go 2/2 in last longers.

Trigg managed to come 2nd last in the tournament and make a big river call early on with  on a  x x board for Jack high. He called the 2,000, turned over his jack high, and then started adamantly claiming he was sure he had jacks. What a clown.

[Colchester Kev]

Full trip report from the golf course please.

[Horneris]

Full trip report from the golf course please.

Middy turned up in his tracksuit bottoms and trainers claiming none of his trousers fit anymore, kept his head down and hid when ever anyone was close and then proceeded to win it all, hitting par after par after par.

Jones turned up in his SS outfit, counting my shots on every hole and giving my exact score to Flushy who was keeping score, so i didnt win like last time.

I also managed 18 on a par 3.

[Longy]

Full trip report from the golf course please.

Middy turned up in his tracksuit bottoms and trainers claiming none of his trousers fit anymore, kept his head down and hid when ever anyone was close and then proceeded to win it all, hitting par after par after par.

Jones turned up in his SS outfit, counting my shots on every hole and giving my exact score to Flushy who was keeping score, so i didnt win like last time.

I also managed 18 on a par 3.

Jones has a sharkscope outfit?

[ChipRich]

Full trip report from the golf course please.

Middy turned up in his tracksuit bottoms and trainers claiming none of his trousers fit anymore, kept his head down and hid when ever anyone was close and then proceeded to win it all, hitting par after par after par.

Jones turned up in his SS outfit, counting my shots on every hole and giving my exact score to Flushy who was keeping score, so i didnt win like last time.

I also managed 18 on a par 3.

Jones has a sharkscope outfit?

No, i think its his 'Ship-It Standard' Outfit he likes to wear.

[ChipRich]

Middy turned up in his tracksuit bottoms and trainers claiming none of his trousers fit anymore

not surprised.

counting my shots on every hole and giving my exact score to Flushy

Fkin Hitler, could be worse than Kinboshi!

I also managed 18 on a par 3.

wp.



Oh, and gl! ATP ATP!

[TheChipPrince]

Full trip report from the golf course please.

Middy turned up in his tracksuit bottoms and trainers claiming none of his trousers fit anymore, kept his head down and hid when ever anyone was close and then proceeded to win it all, hitting par after par after par.

Jones turned up in his SS outfit, counting my shots on every hole and giving my exact score to Flushy who was keeping score, so i didnt win like last time.

I also managed 18 on a par 3.

Jones has a sharkscope outfit?

Sure doesn't...

[StuartHopkin]

Full trip report from the golf course please.

Middy turned up in his tracksuit bottoms and trainers claiming none of his trousers fit anymore, kept his head down and hid when ever anyone was close and then proceeded to win it all, hitting par after par after par.

Jones turned up in his SS outfit, counting my shots on every hole and giving my exact score to Flushy who was keeping score, so i didnt win like last time.

I also managed 18 on a par 3.

Jones has a sharkscope outfit?

Sure doesn't...

Great work Sir!