SHREWDIES ON TOUR 2009

[Thekellster89]

Flushy, you probs should have a word mate... After snapping A2o in big blind and being shown AA :

[7:30:36 PM] ChipRich says: [  ] care
[7:30:38 PM] ChipRich says: [  ] my money

hahahaha

[AndrewT]

oh ffs, ballllllllllllllllllllllllache



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my reply

mate, how many transactions have there been between myself and MKKMOO, he's my staker, not got a scanner, this is gonna be major ballache for me, can't you just ring me, i coulda been awkward and done 9x 1k xfers

Take a digital photo of the documents and email them that.

[Horneris]

Full Tilt Poker Game #11033007705: $19,500 Guarantee (Rebuy) (82889240), Table 14 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:48:13 ET - 2009/03/08
Seat 1: Wu_Wizard (7,910)
Seat 2: dajatt13 (4,730)
Seat 3: ChipRich (9,080)
Seat 4: MuckRakerMVZ (6,922)
Seat 5: RHareISBusto (5,220)
Seat 6: Bailouts (11,187)
Seat 7: J4est (4,685)
Seat 8: Holdemphile (5,123)
Seat 9: cliodog39 (14,893)
Bailouts posts the small blind of 40
J4est posts the big blind of 80
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Holdemphile folds
cliodog39 raises to 240
Wu_Wizard folds
dajatt13 folds
ChipRich has 15 seconds left to act
ChipRich calls 240
MuckRakerMVZ has 15 seconds left to act
MuckRakerMVZ raises to 705
Bailouts folds
J4est folds
cliodog39 folds
ChipRich has 15 seconds left to act
ChipRich calls 465
*** FLOP *** [ ]
ChipRich checks
RHareISBusto: gl chiprich
MuckRakerMVZ has 15 seconds left to act
MuckRakerMVZ bets 775
ChipRich calls 775
*** TURN *** [ ] []
ChipRich bets 1,200
RHareISBusto: mbn to have a set
MuckRakerMVZ has 15 seconds left to act
MuckRakerMVZ raises to 5,442, and is all in
ChipRich calls 4,242
MuckRakerMVZ shows [ ]
ChipRich shows [ ]
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
MuckRakerMVZ shows a flush, Ace high
ChipRich shows three of a kind, Tens
MuckRakerMVZ wins the pot (14,204) with a flush, Ace high
RHareISBusto: comedy river
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 14,204 | Rake 0
Board: [ ]
Seat 1: Wu_Wizard didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: dajatt13 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: ChipRich showed [ ] and lost with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 4: MuckRakerMVZ (button) showed [ ] and won (14,204) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: RHareISBusto is sitting out
Seat 6: Bailouts (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: J4est (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: Holdemphile didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: cliodog39 folded before the Flop

[ChipRich]

[  ] ahhhhh, ty BH

[LeKnave]

[Horneris]

Dealt to RHareISBusto [ ]
Wu_Wizard raises to 400
dajatt13 folds
ChipRich raises to 2,828, and is all in
MuckRakerMVZ folds
RHareISBusto folds
pauly007 folds
J4est folds
Holdemphile folds
cliodog39 folds
Wu_Wizard calls 2,428
ChipRich shows [  ]
Wu_Wizard shows [ ]
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
RHareISBusto: ccccccccccc
RHareISBusto: c
RHareISBusto: c
RHareISBusto: cc
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
RHareISBusto: c
RHareISBusto: c
RHareISBusto: c
RHareISBusto: c
RHareISBusto: c
RHareISBusto: c
RHareISBusto: c
ChipRich shows two pair, Aces and Queens
Wu_Wizard shows a pair of Queens
ChipRich wins the pot (5,956) with two pair, Aces and Queens


ChipRich: lol
System: The Sunday Main Event Qualifier ($500+$35 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 3 minutes. At least 7 $12,000 packages will be awarded!
RHareISBusto: mbsfn AA
Chat Monitor (Support): RHareISBusto has lost their chat
privilege for 10 minutes.  Spamming the table is prohibited.
ChipRich: hsha at losing chat

[ChipRich]

sighhhhhhh

Just busted $109 Stars 48th

Middy 10/46 though, gogogogo.

[DUNK619]

sighhhhhhh

Just busted $109 Stars 48th

Middy 10/46 though, gogogogo.

i think he needs to loosen up a bit

[Rookie (Rodney)]

sighhhhhhh

Just busted $109 Stars 48th

Middy 10/46 though, gogogogo.

i think he needs to loosen up a bit

hahahah, its so good to watch!

[Horneris]

MY LIFES BULLSHIT, FANCIED A BIG RUN AT THIS, 300 LEFT OUT OF 4,000:

PokerStars Game #25752124344: Tournament #144057018, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIII (600/1200) - 2009/03/08 18:36:39 ET
Table '144057018 436' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: Horneris (40022 in chips)
Seat 2: thawright (23764 in chips)
Seat 3: Hjørngaard (44041 in chips)
Seat 4: hotshot921 (46862 in chips)
Seat 5: BaCo35 (27519 in chips)
Seat 6: HarryO44 (11827 in chips)
Seat 7: mads1010 (53942 in chips)
Seat 8: Berkyy (41022 in chips)
Seat 9: munchenHB (41713 in chips)
Horneris: posts the ante 125
thawright: posts the ante 125
Hjørngaard: posts the ante 125
hotshot921: posts the ante 125
BaCo35: posts the ante 125
HarryO44: posts the ante 125
mads1010: posts the ante 125
Berkyy: posts the ante 125
munchenHB: posts the ante 125
Berkyy: posts small blind 600
munchenHB: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Horneris [  ]
Horneris: raises 1850 to 3050
thawright: folds
Hjørngaard: folds
hotshot921: folds
BaCo35: folds
HarryO44: folds
mads1010: folds
Berkyy: folds
munchenHB: raises 6250 to 9300
Horneris: raises 30597 to 39897 and is all-in
munchenHB: calls 30597
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
munchenHB: shows [ ] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Horneris: shows [  ] (a pair of Aces)
munchenHB collected 81519 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 81519 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: Horneris showed [  ] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: thawright folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Hjørngaard folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: hotshot921 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: BaCo35 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: HarryO44 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: mads1010 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Berkyy (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: munchenHB (big blind) showed [ ] and won (81519) with a straight, Eight to Queen

[Horneris]

[Rookie (Rodney)]

Flushy gives a shit about his horses potentially scooping 6 figs..

Rookie says:
mbn to have someone 37/206 in the million
James says:
lol chirs?
Rookie says:
and 25/102 in the 2nd chance
Rookie says:
nah
Rookie says:
middy
James says:
oh i do?

[ChipRich]

Such a sick slowroll for the Shrewdies tonight, so ghey

Rooks 12th in Brawl, then Middy goes deep in the Million.

No1 else really got anything going i dnt think. I didnt bother playing too many, didnt get much going in the 1s i did play and when i did couldn't win a flip for S***. Best shots were the $109 stars, sigghh 46th and the $20w/1 around 70th. gr8g.

Same for Brent, Jones and Nicky too i think, sighhhhh. And Trigg was drunk/asleep all night

Back to the week torns 2mo, and trying to win the lot in the Mondaysssss, lets gogogoogogo plz.

[Horneris]

Juune, my life is toast, deposited $100 on Stars because i was bored and not tired and wanted to play HU, and spun spun spun:


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Horneris [ ]
Fisheye25: raises $4 to $6
Horneris: raises $9 to $15
Fisheye25: calls $9
*** FLOP *** [ ]
Horneris: bets $18
Fisheye25: raises $82 to $100
Horneris: calls $77 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($5) returned to Fisheye25
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Horneris: shows [ ] (two pair, Aces and Fours)
Fisheye25: mucks hand
Horneris collected $219.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $220 | Rake $0.50
Board [ ]
Seat 1: Horneris (big blind) showed [ ] and won ($219.50) with two pair, Aces and Fours
Seat 2: Fisheye25 (button) (small blind) mucked [ ]


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Horneris [ ]
Horneris: raises $3.30 to $5.30
Fisheye25: raises $14.70 to $20
Horneris: calls $14.70
*** FLOP *** [ ]
Fisheye25: bets $22
Horneris: raises $59.90 to $81.90
Fisheye25: raises $101.10 to $183 and is all-in
Horneris: calls $101.10
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Fisheye25: shows [ ] (a pair of Aces)
Horneris: shows [ ] (a flush, Ace high)
Horneris collected $405.50 from pot


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Horneris [ ]
Horneris: raises $3.30 to $5.30
Fisheye25: raises $14.70 to $20
Horneris: raises $61.80 to $81.80
Fisheye25: raises $120.20 to $202 and is all-in
Horneris: calls $120.20
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Fisheye25: shows [ ] (three of a kind, Nines)
Horneris: shows [ ] (a full house, Nines full of Aces)
Horneris collected $403.50 from pot


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Horneris [ ]
Horneris: raises $3.30 to $5.30
JaFos: raises $16.70 to $22
Horneris: calls $16.70
*** FLOP *** [ ]
JaFos: bets $35
Horneris: raises $55 to $90
JaFos: raises $85.70 to $175.70 and is all-in
Horneris: calls $85.70
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
JaFos: shows [ ] (a pair of Aces)
Horneris: shows [ ] (three of a kind, Eights)
Horneris collected $394.90 from pot



upto $980 now, lets gogogogo Cheltenham funds.

[ChipRich]

run good much BH?