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« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2009, 05:35:04 PM »

My best bandit story came when i was 12 years old. Our year Y7 had a trip to france on the ferry, i was amazed at the lack of money the rest of my peers had brought. We were there for a couple of days and most of them thought £15 and a packed lunch was sufficient. Id just began to deal in commodities at school and Paintballs and Bomb Bags were all the rage. I stole paintballs from the paintball woods and sold them for 10p each, and the bomb bags i got from the wholesaler which i sold at 3x what i paid for them.
i had built up a pretty steady £120 roll for the bandits on the ferry mainly, and then france. The bandits however were my main concern.

When i saw the line of cops and robbers bandits (the best club bandit ever imo) i was in heaven and began looking for ones with the cashpot £100 and jackpot £100 both full which was a sign that nobody had won recently. I remember hitting it rich on the first one i played by getting on millionaires row and gtting nudges for £50. I managed to win £150 which brought my roll to the £250 mark, however it all coins as i couldnt find anyone who would change thm for me. i was Lugging around these pound coins in my bag all weekend. Everyone was so jealous i had £250 on me and i got nipped up for icecreams and drinks chronically.
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« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2009, 05:43:10 PM »

My best bandit story came when i was 12 years old. Our year Y7 had a trip to france on the ferry, i was amazed at the lack of money the rest of my peers had brought. We were there for a couple of days and most of them thought £15 and a packed lunch was sufficient. Id just began to deal in commodities at school and Paintballs and Bomb Bags were all the rage. I stole paintballs from the paintball woods and sold them for 10p each, and the bomb bags i got from the wholesaler which i sold at 3x what i paid for them.
i had built up a pretty steady £120 roll for the bandits on the ferry mainly, and then france. The bandits however were my main concern.

When i saw the line of cops and robbers bandits (the best club bandit ever imo) i was in heaven and began looking for ones with the cashpot £100 and jackpot £100 both full which was a sign that nobody had won recently. I remember hitting it rich on the first one i played by getting on millionaires row and gtting nudges for £50. I managed to win £150 which brought my roll to the £250 mark, however it all coins as i couldnt find anyone who would change thm for me. i was Lugging around these pound coins in my bag all weekend. Everyone was so jealous i had £250 on me and i got nipped up for icecreams and drinks chronically.

So com I used to sell capri suns at school to get more baller than everyone else. My dad did wonder why I went through 20 a day.
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« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2009, 09:18:14 PM »

BoB

This...truly topclass.
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« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2009, 09:41:36 PM »

Lol

Obv this thread is top class comedy but just in case anyone is wondering we are actually planning to do it.
The only way this thread can reach its natural climax is for us to spin the k up!
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« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2009, 11:00:45 PM »

lol

Excellent proposal. 10% please!

Wish they had a £4k Cops and Robbers. That would be too good.
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« Reply #20 on: July 16, 2009, 05:46:27 AM »

this fred is class.
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« Reply #21 on: July 16, 2009, 09:04:23 AM »

£700 accounted for

3 chunks left!
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« Reply #22 on: July 16, 2009, 09:21:47 AM »


lol, good stuff guys, good luck with the spin up (no pun intended)
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« Reply #23 on: July 16, 2009, 07:37:00 PM »

Some pure hardcore porn here.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mpoWKRIbKc&feature=related
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« Reply #24 on: July 17, 2009, 08:46:12 AM »


ffs i been looking at idiots play my old favs for an hour!
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« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2009, 09:30:12 AM »


ffs i been looking at idiots play my old favs for an hour!

You up for the £300 trigg?
Dont fancy 10%?
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« Reply #26 on: July 17, 2009, 09:53:05 AM »

Practised my lobster dance last night. Someone bring a camera please it's the stonecold nuts now.
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« Reply #27 on: July 17, 2009, 12:30:32 PM »

Come on guys we need another 3 stakers or me and Cos are gonna have to do £250 each.

The whole experience will be lost if we dont do a bag!
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« Reply #28 on: July 17, 2009, 07:02:37 PM »

OK I am in for 10%

catch me at DTD
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« Reply #29 on: July 17, 2009, 07:17:53 PM »

Sweeeeet

2 to go

Will pm payment details over the weekend for anyone who wont be attending
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