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« on: July 15, 2009, 04:28:59 PM »

Right then, something a bit different.

Many of you may have noticed Cos and myself are a little obsessed with Lucky Larry presents Lobstermania.
We both love to play him when were together at DTD and believe we both have an edge over the field when it comes to selecting the fishermans lobster pots. This fruitmachine is far superior to the other 3 options available.
We have a good ROI over the last £4,500 invested and believe we can maintain this.

For some time now we have wanted to invest a straight up £1k but this is a little outside our current bank rolls.

I have been in contact with The Hendon Mob requesting they include my fruitmachine winnings in their database but for some reason they refuse.

So we are looking to sell 8 x £100 10% chunks with the other two being taken by Cos and myself.

The game plan will be to get the £1000 in a bag (this is imperrative) we will feed the full £1000 in the note slot and then autoplay the lot whilst watching with a Guinness and Double Vodka & Orange respecively.

NO WINNINGS WILL BE TRANSFERED TO CREDITS

We will play the full £1000 through and then take whatever has been won. Hopefully the £4000 jackpot.

In preperation we will both be reading the official Larry the Mofo Lobster strategy guide, and attending a training day with Lucky Larry himself.

If anyone is worried about us reinvesting the money or not being truthful about the winnings, I am sure there will be a large number of Blondes attending to oversea this joyous occasion.

Any questions feel free to ask.

If you have no idea what Im talking about this link may help
http://www.igtproducts.com/IGTproducts/Marketng/PromoLit/files/igpLuckyLarrysLobstermaniaVideoSlots.pdf





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« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2009, 04:30:59 PM »

For added fun the result will be kept secret until a video of the whole session can be posted on here so you can share the highs and lows with us and our lobster friends.

Also if the Jackpot is won Cos will do the lobster dance in the Customer Service glass office, whilst being chased by Simon Trumper and Rob Yong.
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« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2009, 04:31:46 PM »

BS pharohes fortune feature is the fkin nuts. Fwiw nicky evans is my bandit buddy!
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« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2009, 04:32:33 PM »

10% plz. Nice presentation btw.
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« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2009, 04:33:03 PM »

2 questions, when are you doing it and who do i transfer my £100 too?
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« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2009, 04:39:24 PM »

Plan is to do this on the 1st of August while the £300 weekend is on but open to negotiation if people would prefer to be there

Monies transfered to me by bank transfer or stars

Will PM details when confirmed
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« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2009, 04:40:16 PM »

2 questions, when are you doing it and who do i transfer my £100 too?

Stuart can decide when it will be done.

You can transfer me the £100 as you have my details or give me cash this weekend at the Vic. I hope you dont mind me keeping your golden cash notes and using them for the equivalent from my own cash stash.

Added value to stakers is obviously my lobster dance which will be filmed. It is quite special.
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« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2009, 04:44:40 PM »

I can vouch for StuHop's OSR (Official Slots Ranking) ROI as being very positive. 

As can a group of kids who saw him spin £20 to £500 on a Monty Python Holy Grail machine on only the third spin.
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« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2009, 04:46:59 PM »

10% please.

I'll pay in cash on the day if that's ok.
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« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2009, 04:47:26 PM »

lol I  wish I could invest, i love that fruity! top marks Smiley gl
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« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2009, 04:55:10 PM »

I can vouch for StuHop's OSR (Official Slots Ranking) ROI as being very positive. 

As can a group of kids who saw him spin £20 to £500 on a Monty Python Holy Grail machine on only the third spin.

How did I forget this. One of my finest fruit machine moments. Heres the story.

APAT Cardiff Final Day
I drove Kinboshi to this and for some reason he insisted on going back to the casino on the final day. There was no cash table running and I was approaching the limit of four Guinness' due to me driving. So I decided to play the fruit machines as their flashing lights and tunes were more excting than normal. After playing 5 different machines I was £200 up! Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i thought, as the miserable guy at the cash desk changed it up.
On the way back we needed a break from spot the fit bird as I was about to crash, so we stopped at the service station.
After the toilet break we found fruity corner, £20 invested in the first machine, it seemed very boring so removed the £17 won and moved on to the Holy Grail machine.

Spin 1 = nothing
Spin 2 = £1
Spin 3 = WTF just happened? no lights, no music just a screen full of bunny rabbits that said WILD

Win pays £500? Are you sure? Really?

Upon pressing the collect button and watching the £500 pour out we realised i had just turned £3 into £500.

The group of kids were very intrigued so Anando took a handful of pound coins and told them 'Gambling is Big, Gambling is Clever and most importantly gambling pays' before giving them each a pound.

Good times.
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« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2009, 04:57:16 PM »

Wow, only 2 chunks left

10% Stu
10% Greek
10% Rookie
10% Flushy
10% Evilpie
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« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2009, 05:00:24 PM »

go on then would tilt me hard if you lot won and i wasnt in on it  stars transfer ok
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« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2009, 05:03:30 PM »

Ok before I state my main points I would like to clarify a few things that Clown may have missed.

We've both been confident Larry players for a few years. Probably the best in the business. We've also discussed this opportunity in depth and believe in it wholeheartedly.

We will be doing all we can to get a great return and I think this truly groundbreaking, yes GROUNDBREAKING. Why? Because it is the first staking opportunity on blonde that guarantees some sort of return.

From 500 £2 20 line spins we can't not get something back. It's a simple science.

Right now on to the main part......



Some people have sent me some PM's asking what will be done with our share of the money. Whilst we know taking money from Rob Yong's Larry the Lobster is like candy from a baby we will actually be using it for the good of the club.

Here's how.

My good friend, Barrence Nevillicus has a mate who knows a guy who has an uncle who's a bit of a geezer. This geezer works in a place full of lads. One of these lads, lets call him Ronald, actually, let's not give him a name has a brother who's uncle is a Butcher. This bloke who's missus pops into the butchers from time to time put us in contact with her man via Barrence (as he lost his number). Now he's got one dog being sold at £2100. This dog is the smallest but fastest pure bred bitch you will ever see in your lives.

You're probably wondering where I'm going with this.... Well, wonder no more.

We buy this beautiful and tiny but rapid greyhound and place it inside on our own machine which we buy using the winnings from one of our jackpots. The machine will save DTD money as it requires no electricity. The tiny, but rapid dog will run her little ovaries off (during opening hours only) to keep the wheels spinning.

We then have to persuade Rob Yong to allow banned greyhound loving members of the gambling community back into the club. Let's not give them a name, actually let's call them McBag. They can fund DTD's costs via our machine, Dolores the Dog.

In the meantime, myself and clown continue to jackpot the living fk out of Larry. Stakers are happy. We're happy. Rob Yong is happy. Our fictionary McBag character may not be but hey some things never change.
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« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2009, 05:11:13 PM »

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