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« Reply #885 on: January 14, 2011, 01:36:32 AM » |
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Rhodesy ur right I'm a disgrace! She did get my number from another driver a few days later and we exchanged a few texts but I bottled it!
i thought you were 28 not 13 Well I'm 27 n half actually but I've never been confident with the ladies! I did ask mouth out on a date tho but she refused as she said I live too far away! One thing I would like to do in 2011 as well as losing weight would be to find a girlfriend! I think my old man must be the oldest guy on the planet without grand kids!! Ok you a mate i will help you out here Never asked girls like this out on a date she is only looking for 1 thing SEX she is not looking for a Boyfriend or she would of asked for your number that night and not asked you in inside, if you ever text here again just asked her if you can pop over if she is still wanting it, i will pick you up you can have a few beers then i will drop you off and then take you home after!!
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Girgy85
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« Reply #886 on: January 14, 2011, 01:55:21 AM » |
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Diesel prices are redic high atm! It has gone up around 11p a litre in 5 months an the cheapest around here is 1.30.9 a litre! I spend around £120 a week on fuel!
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« Reply #887 on: January 14, 2011, 02:27:06 AM » |
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I've developed this scary habit of glancing at my phone or sat nav and the time Is something like 2:22 or 21:21 etc anybody know why this seams to happen all the time?
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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sweet potata!
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« Reply #888 on: January 14, 2011, 02:30:14 AM » |
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I've developed this scary habit of glancing at my phone or sat nav and the time Is something like 2:22 or 21:21 etc anybody know why this seams to happen all the time?
Dunno why it happens but I used to always glance at my clock radio when it was 12:34
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« Reply #889 on: January 14, 2011, 08:39:55 AM » |
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Rhodesy ur right I'm a disgrace! She did get my number from another driver a few days later and we exchanged a few texts but I bottled it!
i thought you were 28 not 13 Well I'm 27 n half actually but I've never been confident with the ladies! I did ask mouth out on a date tho but she refused as she said I live too far away! One thing I would like to do in 2011 as well as losing weight would be to find a girlfriend! I think my old man must be the oldest guy on the planet without grand kids!! What a refreshingly honest and wonderfully self deprecating post Mr G. Kudos.
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« Reply #890 on: January 14, 2011, 09:51:06 AM » |
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As uncle gok wan says
its ALL about the confidence
Probs the key thing to girls imo confidence and security
That's what I think probs aload of shit tho
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« Reply #891 on: January 14, 2011, 09:55:09 AM » |
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« Reply #892 on: January 14, 2011, 10:25:19 AM » |
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lol; Americans however love the British sense of humour, with a prime example when Hugh Grant's bumbling British bachelor character charms Andie MacDowell's young sexy American. Americans love the British sense of humour, as shown in a movie in which a British actor seduces an American actress, just like it said would happen in the script. Amazing piece of journalism.
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Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
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« Reply #893 on: January 14, 2011, 11:11:30 AM » |
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omg just looked at the the and it's 11:11!
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« Reply #894 on: January 14, 2011, 11:15:28 AM » |
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Well there was this One time in bandcamp around 3 months ago....
I'd taken this bird home a few times she had always shared her taxi but this night she was alone.
So I got to her flat and she paid up her fare (hmmm I bet ur thinking why did she pay as they usually have no money right?)
She's a bit of an alky always pissed when I picked her up!
So she comes right out and says "Your cute for a big lad aren't you"
Before I could mutter a thank you she comes right out with " wanna come in and f*** me?"
I tried to stammer a response but she quickly apologised for asking me.
She then lead forward and asked me for a kiss so I gave her a quick pash to keep her happy! Obv had jobs waiting or as amatay would say I might of gone in and rumped her!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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« Reply #895 on: January 14, 2011, 11:16:14 AM » |
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Well there was this One time in bandcamp around 3 months ago....
I'd taken this bird home a few times she had always shared her taxi but this night she was alone.
So I got to her flat and she paid up her fare (hmmm I bet ur thinking why did she pay as they usually have no money right?)
She's a bit of an alky always pissed when I picked her up!
So she comes right out and says "Your cute for a big lad aren't you"
Before I could mutter a thank you she comes right out with " wanna come in and f*** me?"
I tried to stammer a response but she quickly apologised for asking me.
She then lead forward and asked me for a kiss so I gave her a quick pash to keep her happy! Obv had jobs waiting or as amatay would say I might of gone in and rumped her!
gtfo you are a disgrace to males ffs fuck the other jobs, 10 mins!! quick bang bang thank you mam and leave or get her number send her a pic of your shit cock and say you will be back soon!! +1
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« Reply #896 on: January 14, 2011, 11:21:18 AM » |
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Well there was this One time in bandcamp around 3 months ago....
I'd taken this bird home a few times she had always shared her taxi but this night she was alone.
So I got to her flat and she paid up her fare (hmmm I bet ur thinking why did she pay as they usually have no money right?)
She's a bit of an alky always pissed when I picked her up!
So she comes right out and says "Your cute for a big lad aren't you"
Before I could mutter a thank you she comes right out with " wanna come in and f*** me?"
I tried to stammer a response but she quickly apologised for asking me. She then lead forward and asked me for a kiss so I gave her a quick pash to keep her happy! Obv had jobs waiting or as amatay would say I might of gone in and rumped her!
DONT RESPOND get the fuck out of your cab and follow her inside turn up at your next fair saying you had a flat soz .....happy days
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« Reply #897 on: January 14, 2011, 12:30:50 PM » |
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Nailing the flaked out alcoholic slumped in the back of your mini cab isn't what you would class as premier league sexing. She would prob wake up the next day and decide to press charges.
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« Reply #898 on: January 14, 2011, 01:33:37 PM » |
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Nailing the flaked out alcoholic slumped in the back of your mini cab isn't what you would class as premier league sexing. She would prob wake up the next day and decide to press charges.
Yea I'd of rather of had a tug than lose my license tbh!
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #899 on: January 14, 2011, 02:50:15 PM » |
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Got up at 11.30 am today and went to the local pool for a swim. Our local baths got knocked down in favour for a tiny pool at the high school. Wasnt bad tho and managed a few lenghts.
Saw i fight in the school playground andit reminded me of my school days there where everybody would pile round the scrappers until a teacher came wading in and carted em both off to the heads office.
Called in local garden centre cafe on the way home and demolished scrambled egg and beans on 2 dry brown toast. Also had a bottle of lucozde sport.
Im already feeling better this week since i cut out all the junk.
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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