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Joke!!

« on: August 08, 2009, 10:13:28 PM »

Hi everyone!! Enjoy lol

Know the difference between a prayer at church and a prayer at the poker table?
R\The guy at the poker table really means it!

Know how to get a professional poker player off your front porch?
R\Pay him for the pizza.

Q What is the biggest problem for an athiest?
R\ A There is no one to talk to during an orgasm!

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« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2009, 10:20:00 PM »

I've been arrested 3 times this week for battering my wife. The copper said "Why do you keep beating her?"...I replied "It's probably because I have a significant weight advantage, better reach and fancy footwork.


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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2009, 10:20:29 PM »

Quote from: Sepultyra on August 08, 2009, 10:13:28 PM

guy is walking down the street with a crocodile, police man stops him and says 'wtf are you doing' you should take that croc to a zoo, the guy agrees that its a good idea as he should be walking around the street with a dangerous toothy croc.

next day the same guy is walking down the street with the crocodile, the police man spots him and says 'i thought I told you to take him to the zoo' guy says 'i did, today we are going to the cinema'

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« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2009, 10:21:49 PM »

Are you here all week?


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« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2009, 10:23:00 PM »

Quote from: MANTIS01 on August 08, 2009, 10:20:00 PM

two blokes walk into a bar, there are two pieces of meat nailed to the ceiling, first guy says to the bartender, 'whats the meat nailed to the ceiling all about', barman says, 'if you can get them down within 3 attempts you can drink for free all night, if you fail you have to buy the whole bar a round'. first guy turns to the second and says what do you think? Second guy says, steaks are too high...


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« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2009, 10:27:24 PM »

Had some do-gooders at the door ask me to send clothes to the starvin Africans. They're takin the piss. If an African can fit into my clothes, believe me, he ain't starvin.


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« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2009, 10:28:52 PM »

Quote from: MANTIS01 on August 08, 2009, 10:27:24 PM

Had some do-gooders at the door ask me to send clothes to the starvin Africans. They're takin the piss. If an African can fit into my clothes, believe me, he ain't starvin.

lol


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« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2009, 10:31:28 PM »

My sister suffers form vertigo ... I like to phone her up and say Hi.


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« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2009, 10:36:22 PM »

Quote from: Colchester Kev on August 08, 2009, 10:31:28 PM

My sister suffers form vertigo ... I like to phone her up and say Hi.

two facts, wheres the joke?


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« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2009, 11:50:03 PM »

I went to use the cashpoint the other day and when the old woman in front of me reached the front of the queue she stood on one leg and started wobbling about a bit. "are you ok?" I enquired, to which she replied "yes - I'm just checking my balance"


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« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2009, 11:56:56 PM »

Quote from: celtic on August 08, 2009, 10:21:49 PM

Are you here all week?

Try the fish


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« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2009, 12:25:04 AM »

Quote from: celtic on August 08, 2009, 10:21:49 PM

Are you here all week?

Here's hoping so


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« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2009, 12:27:40 AM »

why does it say probation instead of newbie, when did that come in?

It's like a concentration camp


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« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2009, 12:28:39 AM »

Quote from: bolt pp on August 09, 2009, 12:27:40 AM

why does it say probation instead of newbie, when did that come in?

It's like a concentration camp

the ones in the concentration camp can't pm. once they get to 10 posts they're let out


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« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2009, 12:29:33 AM »

People with less than 10 posts are on probation i think, then they become newbies on post 11. May be wrong tho.


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