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Topic: Joke!! (Read 314964 times)
MANTIS01
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What kind of fuckery is this?
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October 24, 2011, 07:20:34 PM »
My wife and I were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies."
She has filed for divorce as soon as we finished.
I guess we don't watch the same movies
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October 24, 2011, 10:38:27 PM »
I went to a bulimic restaurant the other day, the place was heaving.
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Ah! The element of surprise
boldie
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Don't make me mad
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October 27, 2011, 02:26:23 PM »
The inquest into the death of Amy Winehouse has revealed she was five times over the drink drive limit.
To be fair she did well to make it home.
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October 29, 2011, 11:33:54 AM »
Louis Walsh said his heart is all over the place following the news that Westlife are to split.
However, his penis is definitely still in one direction.
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October 29, 2011, 01:56:10 PM »
Son said to father, dad I'm gay. Dad said to other son, what about you? Son said I'm gay too dad. Dad said fuck me doesn't anyone in this family like fanny ? Daugher said, I do.
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October 29, 2011, 05:57:32 PM »
Quote from: Girgy85 on October 29, 2011, 01:56:10 PM
Son said to father, dad I'm gay. Dad said to other son, what about you? Son said I'm gay too dad. Dad said fuck me doesn't anyone in this family like fanny ? Daugher said, I do.
lol
Will never forget the look on my dad's face when he found out my boyfriend was gay.
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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me i didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life.
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October 29, 2011, 06:11:27 PM »
Called in to see my dydlexic friend earlier, he was putting black shoe polish on his penis ! I said " you daft bugger you're supposed to turn your clock back ! "
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October 30, 2011, 09:50:26 AM »
My local hospital is holding a competition for the worst skin condition. They are calling it the Xma factor.
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SirPerceval
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October 31, 2011, 08:00:25 PM »
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,
when behind him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP. ..
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at it...
and,
(hopefully you're really ready for this!!!)
The coffin stops!
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November 06, 2011, 12:17:17 PM »
If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test?
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ManuelsMum
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November 06, 2011, 07:41:27 PM »
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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me i didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life.
J Lennon
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November 07, 2011, 12:59:14 AM »
I was going to throw my socks away but I got cold feet.
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November 07, 2011, 05:54:53 AM »
Quote from: ManuelsMum on November 06, 2011, 07:41:27 PM
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November 07, 2011, 09:13:23 AM »
Quote from: mulhuzz on November 07, 2011, 05:54:53 AM
Quote from: ManuelsMum on November 06, 2011, 07:41:27 PM
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Yes indeedy. Took me a minute tho. That one's going around the office - we're mostly nerdy chemical engineers, so it will get some chortles
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