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« Reply #1260 on: September 01, 2018, 11:31:04 AM »

You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case.
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« Reply #1261 on: September 01, 2018, 11:40:15 AM »

 Click to see full-size image.



Here's a picture of me at an REM concert. That's me in the corner.
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« Reply #1262 on: September 01, 2018, 09:34:42 PM »

 
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.

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« Reply #1263 on: September 03, 2018, 10:22:14 PM »

Diner to waiter: What can I get? I am gluten free, lactose intolerant and have a nut allergy

Waiter: The fuck out my restaurant
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« Reply #1264 on: September 07, 2018, 11:39:19 AM »

 I'm developing a sausage phobia.
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« Reply #1265 on: September 07, 2018, 11:39:43 AM »

I fear the wurst.
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« Reply #1266 on: September 07, 2018, 11:40:26 AM »

I feel like the walls are closing in.
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« Reply #1267 on: September 07, 2018, 12:39:50 PM »

Oh dear.
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.

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« Reply #1268 on: September 07, 2018, 01:04:25 PM »

Banger of a joke, Red.
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« Reply #1269 on: September 07, 2018, 01:09:40 PM »

Banger of a joke, Red.

I thought it was a bit quorn'y myself
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« Reply #1270 on: September 07, 2018, 01:24:13 PM »

Banger of a joke, Red.

I thought it was a bit quorn'y myself

I think it was offal
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« Reply #1271 on: September 20, 2018, 12:17:15 AM »

I’m a scientist who’s researching bestiality between humans and dogs.

I’ll be in my lab if you need me.
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« Reply #1272 on: September 20, 2018, 09:27:41 AM »

I’m a scientist who’s researching bestiality between humans and dogs.

I’ll be in my lab if you need me.

 
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« Reply #1273 on: September 20, 2018, 10:27:25 AM »

I’m a scientist who’s researching bestiality between humans and dogs.

I’ll be in my lab if you need me.


I tried tried to popularise sadism, necrophilia, and bestiality but I was flogging a dead horse.
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« Reply #1274 on: November 08, 2018, 11:31:51 AM »

Where I come from their isn't enough crime. Guess who's been asked to randomly attack strangers? Muggins here.
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