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Topic: Joke!! (Read 311456 times)
bobAlike
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November 08, 2018, 11:48:07 AM »
What's a foot long and slippery?......
A slipper..
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My family treat me as though I’m a God...
They ignore my existence until they need something.
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booder
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November 20, 2018, 07:51:27 PM »
I just applied for a job in the Citroen factory. I had to send in 2CVs.
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Quote from: action man
im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
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November 20, 2018, 09:56:37 PM »
A 96 year old man goes into the doctors and says he has just got married to a 20 year old girl.
Doctor says 'too much sex can be fatal'
Old man says 'if she dies she dies'
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December 10, 2018, 06:32:47 PM »
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.
Feefiphobia
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Quote from: action man
im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
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Groan...
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December 10, 2018, 07:53:58 PM »
So I've started dating this girl who works at the Zoo.
I thinks she's a keeper...
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booder
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Quote from: action man
im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
Kev B
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December 19, 2018, 08:52:02 AM »
Quote from: booder on December 18, 2018, 09:45:01 PM
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Longines
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December 19, 2018, 10:13:57 AM »
Why are there no medicines in the jungle?
Paracetamol.
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scotty2hatty
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December 20, 2018, 01:49:47 PM »
Quote from: Longines on December 19, 2018, 10:13:57 AM
Why are there no medicines in the jungle?
Paracetamol.
I use this as one of my go to jokes, it's under-appreciated.
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Longines
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December 20, 2018, 02:04:03 PM »
Quote from: scotty2hatty on December 20, 2018, 01:49:47 PM
I use this as one of my go to jokes, it's under-appreciated.
Was a new one for me, thought it was fab.
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booder
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December 22, 2018, 11:41:08 PM »
Chinese takeaway? £27.50.
Petrol there and back? £1.25.
Getting home & realising there's a container missing?
Riceless.
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
bunnydas8888
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December 23, 2018, 09:43:48 AM »
Quote from: booder on December 22, 2018, 11:41:08 PM
Chinese takeaway? £27.50.
Petrol there and back? £1.25.
Getting home & realising there's a container missing?
Riceless.
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December 23, 2018, 09:44:56 AM »
:-) :-)
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