Tell us something odd or interesting about youself.

[sofa----king]

none of ou will top this one.,.,.,about 14-15-16 years ago i was dating the supposedly fifth spice girl.,.,,who made it into the band but was forced out due to larengitis  for the first gig.,.,lianne morgan.,.,she still sings now and makes records ..,,.what a 5hag she was.,...,i could have spilled the beans on her.,.,..,well i did sort off...,you know what i mean.,.,.,youtube her shes a bit of a talent scout now.,.,

http://www.liannemorgan.co.uk/

gonna find an old pic

[booder]

none of ou will top this one.,.,.,about 14-15-16 years ago i was dating the supposedly fifth spice girl.,.,,who made it into the band but was forced out due to larengitis  for the first gig.,.,lianne morgan.,.,she still sings now and makes records ..,,.what a 5hag she was.,...,i could have spilled the beans on her.,.,..,well i did sort off...,you know what i mean.,.,.,youtube her shes a bit of a talent scout now.,.,

http://www.liannemorgan.co.uk/

[sofa----king]

i am sat on the toilet my missus would kill me for looking at her hahahahhahahah.,.,.,dont tell her.,.,.

this pic was when lianne was about 22,,i was seeing her from 24-25

[sofa----king]

fook she was nice.,..,i used to have loads of fights because of her..,i was so jelous..,.,we would walk into a club and everyone would be looking at her...,next thing bang..,.bash.,.,.no more lookers .,.,lol.,.,.,the good ole days...,she knew it too.,.,.,she used to wear cat suits into town etc..,.,i better stop my old boy is starting to touch the water,...,

[Nakor]

none of ou will top this one.,.,.,about 14-15-16 years ago i was dating the supposedly fifth spice girl.,.,,who made it into the band but was forced out due to larengitis  for the first gig.,.,lianne morgan.,.,she still sings now and makes records ..,,.what a 5hag she was.,...,i could have spilled the beans on her.,.,..,well i did sort off...,you know what i mean.,.,.,youtube her shes a bit of a talent scout now.,.,

http://www.liannemorgan.co.uk/

Take your moment in the sun sir.

Pray tell sir how can you beat this story of sleeping with a super star from our dear Sofa ?

[byronkincaid]

none of ou will top this one.,.,.,about 14-15-16 years ago i was dating the supposedly fifth spice girl.,.,,who made it into the band but was forced out due to larengitis  for the first gig.,.,lianne morgan.,.,she still sings now and makes records ..,,.what a 5hag she was.,...,i could have spilled the beans on her.,.,..,well i did sort off...,you know what i mean.,.,.,youtube her shes a bit of a talent scout now.,.,

http://www.liannemorgan.co.uk/

Take your moment in the sun sir.

Pray tell sir how can you beat this story of sleeping with a super star from our dear Sofa ?

innit?

[booder]

none of ou will top this one.,.,.,about 14-15-16 years ago i was dating the supposedly fifth spice girl.,.,,who made it into the band but was forced out due to larengitis  for the first gig.,.,lianne morgan.,.,she still sings now and makes records ..,,.what a 5hag she was.,...,i could have spilled the beans on her.,.,..,well i did sort off...,you know what i mean.,.,.,youtube her shes a bit of a talent scout now.,.,

http://www.liannemorgan.co.uk/

Take your moment in the sun sir.

Pray tell sir how can you beat this story of sleeping with a super star from our dear Sofa ?

innit?

she looked better when she was 22   

[sofa----king]

?

[thetank]

I was Scottish Champion at fencing. Winning it was one of the most disappointing days of my life.

because you cheated?

Nah, because I didn't have to. I spent 11 years training for this result but it clashed with a big international so most of the top Scots weren't there. Achieved my ambition but it felt like a really hollow victory. Weird feeling. Also marked the end of a journey I was enjoying.

Still, it's an official result and I'm chuffed in hindsight. Doesn't  do the cv any harm either.

you would have 100% not won if they'd been there or it wouldve been close?

That's the problem. I don't know. I have beaten almost all them them at some time or other so it was absolutely possible. I just didn't feel I'd proved it. Not like poker where you can console yourself with the cash

What do you call a decades worth of overcharging for fencing lessons.

[the sicilian]

I once got 'Yazz' the singer to push my car while i bumpstarted it.. TBF she didnt have much choice as she was in the back of my cab at the time...

[cia260895]

I once got 'Yazz' the singer to push my car while i bumpstarted it.. TBF she didnt have much choice as she was in the back of my cab at the time...

did she tip?

[the sicilian]

I once got 'Yazz' the singer to push my car while i bumpstarted it.. TBF she didnt have much choice as she was in the back of my cab at the time...

did she tip?

Yeah she said get a car that fucking starts again when you stall it

[the sicilian]

Actually...believe it or not she did give me a tip even though the fare was on account.. she was really good about the whole thing..

[the sicilian]

I once saw chompy wearing something ironed...

[thetank]

I once went drinking with a guy who nailed Belinda Carlisle.