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[The Captain]

 You should definitely get a prize for running the bandwidth up to the red line,including answering your own posts .

[Drain Alien]

You'd have to be bonkers to answer your own posts imo.

[Drain Alien]

You'd have to be bonkers to answer your own posts imo.

[ x ] Drainy sure has lost the plot.

[TightEnd]

I think I am gonna hit 500 posts by cob tomorrow.
Not bad since August imo.
Do I get a prize Mr Chompster?

Dear Mr Allen

Congratulations on reaching the 500 post milestone. This entitles you to a bonus.

Sadly however the panel has had to apply a quality co-efficient to your post count and has done so on the following calculation:

t=p-sb

where t is the true post count

p is the recorded post count to date

s is the number of posts which suck up to Chompy

b is the number which talk complete bollocks

On this basis you actually have 13 posts and therefore are not entitled to a bonus

Nevertheless we thank you for your support, and wish you Happy Poker-ing.

[Chompy]

F/A/O Blondeite League Members (Luton branch)

C/O League Master Chompy

(Fax) Sweaty Terry, Enfield Municipal Sauna

Re: Drain Alien

The issue of Mr Drain Alien's exemplary behaviour on the league thread was raised at the most recent board meeting.

It was roundly agreed that Mr Alien's behaviour be viewed as the benchmark for all new Luton applicants, and felt that certain existing members would do well to follow his lead.

Drainy is neither viewed as crawly nor suck-uppy by the brethren.

Bonus points for 2010 were mooted but, by a vote of seven to five, this was declined.

Those opposed to the move felt that Mr Alien would receive his ultimate bonus in League heaven when the time arrives (5pt bonuses in 14-runner fields etc).

Regards,

The Fellowship of the League

[Drain Alien]

Tis funny how posting complete bollox sparks some amusing discussion...
500......nearly there.....

[Lucky]

I think I am gonna hit 500 posts by cob tomorrow.
Not bad since August imo.
Do I get a prize Mr Chompster?

Dear Mr Allen

Congratulations on reaching the 500 post milestone. This entitles you to a bonus.

Sadly however the panel has had to apply a quality co-efficient to your post count and has done so on the following calculation:

t=p-sb

where t is the true post count

p is the recorded post count to date

s is the number of posts which suck up to Chompy

b is the number which talk complete bollocks

On this basis you actually have 13 posts and therefore are not entitled to a bonus

Nevertheless we thank you for your support, and wish you Happy Poker-ing.

I demand a recount.  13 is far too high!

[Drain Alien]

How Sir Richie Tightarse has the audacity to suggest that I regularly post complete nonesense is libellous imo.
I have just spoken to my lawyers (Drain-pipe and Drain-pipe) and they r now on the case.
Mr End, you will be receiving a writ in due course.

Here endeth this morning's Bollox important post, and obv 1 post closer to my 500th.
I bid you farewell (for at Least 10 minutes)

[celtic]

Drainy,

I sure enjoy your random post, and I sure don't don't think think you post complete bollocks and I sure hope you keep posting mate.

[Drain Alien]

Dear Drain-pipe and Drain-pipe,

Further to our telephone conversation this morning, please can you copy the writ letter aimed at Mr End and send similar to Mr Bink. Thank you.

The comments on this thread in relation to my posts are rude and offensive imo, and I have to say I find them rather upsetting.

Drainy.

Ps......nearly there....

[TightEnd]

Drainy,

I sure enjoy your random post, and I sure don't don't think think you post complete bollocks and I sure hope you keep posting mate.

Me too actually. Your enthusiasm, I think its your enthusiasm anyway, is infectious. And you have a nice Mrs.

[Chompy]

Drainy,

I sure enjoy your random post, and I sure don't don't think think you post complete bollocks and I sure hope you keep posting mate.

Me too actually. Your enthusiasm, I think its your enthusiasm anyway, is infectious. And you have a nice Mrs.

Yep, not sure she liked being called Drainetta though.

[Drain Alien]

Can you feel the love on this thread?

[Drain Alien]

Drainy,

I sure enjoy your random post, and I sure don't don't think think you post complete bollocks and I sure hope you keep posting mate.

Me too actually. Your enthusiasm, I think its your enthusiasm anyway, is infectious. And you have a nice Mrs.

Yep, not sure she liked being called Drainetta though.

Actually she prefers sigourney.....

[Sighmuns]